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If you really believe that there is no God, then turn a monkey or ape into a human. This message is to all atheist. Even if you have to mate over seas with the ape or monkey. Also, you could put human blood in the monkey or ape. You could even splice genes, with them. So the world can see what you care about. Now believers in God, like me Corey M. Davis should try to make gold colored metal angle robots called cheribium. The cheribium should be 7 feet tall and 350 pounds in wieght. In addition, we believers in God should build small block sized towns, on helium filled platforms. These towns would have a greek heavenly look. Later believers can show the world a small example of a god on a super super 3D computer. The god would make a universe of stars, planets, moons, black holes and so on. Next, he would make an earth planet and the humans. Then he would give them free will and some will respect that god. On the other hand some would deny that universe’s holly spirit or should I say super super 3D computer program.

Corey M. Davis, The Thinker's Podium 38 Comments [3/31/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Shadow Phoenix

This sounds like the plot for a great animated series, or perhaps a trilogy of novels. You've got deviant sex, Evangeli-I mean cheribium, futuristic cities and a futuristic program that could tie into a very trippy storyline.

This is the best Fundie idea ever!

6/25/2010 12:18:38 PM

Michael the Christian

Wow, read the whole thread. Corey must be either a very poorly educated (probably homeschooled) young child, mentally ill, or a very good Poe.

6/25/2010 12:58:13 PM

Quantum Mechanic

Humans are apes, and some are really stupid.

6/24/2011 8:53:11 AM

If you really believe that there is a God, then turn dust into a human

11/6/2012 4:48:20 AM


"Also, you could put human blood in the monkey or ape."

- Chimpanzees are similar enough to humans that we can give each other blood transfusions, so what you are suggesting is quite credible.

The rest of your post is mindless spew.

11/6/2012 6:06:45 AM


I think halfway through writing that text Corey's drugs finally kicked in. That is the only rational explanation I can think of.

11/6/2012 6:18:55 AM


"If you really believe that there is no God, then turn a monkey or ape into a human"

If God really exists, prove that Earth is flat.

2/10/2013 11:53:29 PM


I don't get it.

2/11/2013 2:22:41 AM


Got it. Your religion's a hodge-podge of stupid concepts that only waste everybodies time and for pointing this out we Atheists can just go fuck monkeys.

2/11/2013 6:36:21 AM

Corey M. Davis

One day if I ever become wealthy I will take the nucleus out of a chimp and put it in a human egg cell with a human nucleus still in it and then produce an UGLY atheist dream come true a monkey human. Wow, an ugly freak of nature for communism. I would rather have metal angle robots feed and protect the worlds poor, not some stupid monkey human.

4/14/2014 4:58:27 PM

Corey M. Davis

The atheist took parts from five different arguments and put them together to try to make me look silly. Atheist do not want to debate me head on.

6/16/2014 6:03:48 PM

If you really believe that there is a God, then poof a universe into existence from nothing. This message is to all theist.

6/16/2014 6:40:16 PM

rubber chicken

Nobody wants to get near to your head, Corey.

6/16/2014 6:43:50 PM

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