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I've experiance wichcraft and warlocks,magic and demons!
i've seen this evil with my own 2 eyes and see them defeated IN the name
of' JESUS CHRIST'

freedomwarrior, The Resistance Manifesto 35 Comments [3/31/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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WTF?! || meh
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Mike


4/1/2007 2:38:22 AM



No witnesses I guess

4/4/2007 7:23:40 PM

Matilde

Of course, you say this on internet, because nobody seems to have known one personally.

4/11/2007 5:19:29 PM

Raggy

Too much Final Fantasy.

4/11/2007 5:38:54 PM

Puck

Sure you did, fw.

Submit the proof of this encounter to headquarters at your earliest convenience, and be sure to include the results of your latest psychiatric evaluation.

Ignore the people around you wearing white. They are angels sent to protect you, but will dissolve if you accost them.

4/11/2007 5:59:48 PM

Zidane

Stop staring at the homeless!

4/11/2007 6:19:53 PM

JasoNF

Why does nothing supernatural happen in my life?
If it's because \"truth denies faith\" why do other people *apparently* get to see this stuff all the time?
Has God been grooming us to become atheists, or is there, perhaps, a simpler explanation?

4/11/2007 6:33:08 PM

JP

Do I smell smoke? I think it may be freedomwarrior's pants.

4/12/2007 8:00:12 PM

W

I've defeated Witchcraft, Warlocks, Magic and Demons IN the name of PELOR!

6/20/2007 5:11:53 AM

dworkin

Playing Dragonraid (yes, there was a christian RPG) in the 80's doesn't count kid.

6/20/2007 5:16:40 AM

Ambrielle

I think he scares the other kids at school.

6/20/2007 5:40:19 AM

BurntBush

But the film was destroyed by the evil so the pictures didn't come out......

6/20/2007 6:12:07 AM

Freboy

You know, there are more and more D&D fundies around here. They're not as funny as the Xtian, but the change is nice.

6/20/2007 6:19:34 AM

Darwin

The the meds kicked in...

6/20/2007 11:47:55 PM

Darwin

Sorry, that should read Then the meds kicked in...

Dang it, why can't we edit anymore?

6/20/2007 11:49:44 PM

JM

Lying for Jesus!

6/20/2007 11:51:01 PM

Mr_Vorhias

Yeah, I've had some sweet times on marijuana too.

6/22/2007 12:58:43 PM

Goosey

I think the thing that puzzles me most about this is the emphasis on 'in'.

Prepositions are not inflectable. How would using a different preposition there really alter the meaning that radically?

6/22/2007 1:08:13 PM

agentCDE

You've got a houserule that lets your paladins take JC as their patron deity? Cool. Are you using the version from Deities and Demigods?

6/22/2007 3:16:09 PM

Delirium

I've experiance wichcraft and warlocks,magic and demons!
i've seen this evil with my own 2 eyes and see them defeated IN the name
of' JESUS CHRIST'"

I also forgot to take my antipsychotics!

6/23/2007 12:23:21 PM

HubbleBubble

LOL! Are you serious?
Well you must've missed me then. Honestly if you're not going to do a thorough job of it then what's the point?

10/22/2007 10:05:13 AM

Giga Guess

Wow! So have I! Of course it was in a game called Final Fantasy, and Jesus was never mentioned, but I too have battled evil.

The brown acid is bad.

10/22/2007 11:42:40 AM

Brian X

Jesus Christ, 2WWW
Summon Messiah

T: Remove target Witch or Warlock from play.
T: Put a creature from your discard pile back into your hand.

10/22/2007 11:54:06 AM

Brian X

dworkin:

It's still available. Doesn't seem to be very good though -- the GM's rules are slanted heavily in favor of the players (Monty Haul, anyone?) and it jackhammers you with the scripture lessons -- not too open-ended apparently.

Easier, if you want to do that sort of thing, to just get a copy of FUDGE and wing it...

10/22/2007 11:57:20 AM

SSJPunk

Ryu: "HA-DOOO-KEN!"
freedomwarrior: *pushes jump button, re-labeled as 'JESUS CHRIST'

10/22/2007 12:01:32 PM
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