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Regarding the chocolate sculpture of Christ:

"one of the worst assaults on Christian sensibilities ever."

William Donahue, CNN 28 Comments [3/31/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Thursday
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Mike

BWAHAHAHAHA!

4/1/2007 2:23:17 AM



So, if it´s made of wood is ok, if it´s made of chocolate, not being irrespectfull is not ok?, what about ice?

4/4/2007 6:36:25 PM

szenah

It was anatomically correct.

No word on whether the sculpture was circumcised or not.

4/4/2007 6:39:40 PM

The_Boids

\"one of the worst assaults on Christian sensibilities ever.\"
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I always thought the worst assaults on Christian sensibilities were facts and reason.

4/4/2007 6:42:37 PM

Gib

On his list of the worst assaults on Christian sensibilities, I wonder if showing a chocco saviour is higher or lower than the feeding of Christians to lions ? Just wondering.

4/4/2007 6:43:55 PM

Gib

On his list of the worst assaults on Christian sensibilities, I wonder if showing a chocco saviour is higher or lower than the feeding of Christians to lions ? Just wondering.

4/4/2007 7:48:11 PM

Matty The Red

and one of the tastiest

4/5/2007 4:21:37 PM

Osiris

What about evolution in schools?

4/6/2007 3:43:31 PM

Puck

a. it's brown

b. it's naked

c. it's tasty!

4/6/2007 5:06:44 PM

BurntBush

I thought piss christ was the worst. Make up your minds.

4/6/2007 5:40:52 PM

Axver

Actually, I thought it was pretty cool. I'd be willing to go to church if there were chocolate involved.

4/7/2007 2:16:35 AM

Mr_Vorhias

But it's sacrilicious!

4/7/2007 3:36:00 AM

Adrian


4/7/2007 6:37:16 AM



This reminds me of the Mohammad cartoons. Yes, chocolate sculptures and drawings are more demeaning to religion than people blowing themselves up and/or killing people in the name of faith. Gotcha.

10/6/2007 4:13:43 PM

DoinDC

What about the bunnies??? Isn't every Easter an assault on lagomorphic sensibilities???

WHAT ABOUT THE BUNNIES????

10/6/2007 5:01:08 PM

GigaGuess

Oh, go drink some anti-freeze.

10/7/2007 2:16:24 PM

caitshidhe

i dunno, making a jesus out of chocolate would make him more appealing to me than he's ever been before. but only as long as the chocolate lasts.

10/7/2007 3:23:31 PM

SSJPunk

Chocolate is one of the greatest substances ever created. I am sure Jesus would be honored. A chocolate body is certanly better than one of stale crackers :)

10/7/2007 4:03:06 PM

Sideshow Bob

If He can use bread to represent Him, then chocolate is fine too.

10/7/2007 5:11:51 PM

Robbie

Honestly, I think that one was in bad taste, as well.

10/17/2007 1:11:37 PM

skyotter

chocolate Jesus? feh, these are better:

http://www.chocolatedeities.com/deities.php

also, look up "theobroma" when you get time =)

10/17/2007 1:47:12 PM

malendras

It's Bill fucking Donohue. This should come as no surprise to anyone. Hell, this is the guy who protested Joan Osrourne's 'What if God Was One Of Us".

10/19/2007 7:39:05 PM

Nick

A good sense of humor is rare these days.

10/19/2007 8:26:06 PM

FordJano

Yeah cause burning churches and murdered christian in the middle-east can't hold a candle to chocolate

10/19/2007 9:08:32 PM

They call me V

Got a big Chocolate jeeesus, makes me feel good inside, got a big chocolate Jesus, keeping me satisfied. [/tomwaits]

Seriously though, chocolate was a rather divine comodity in South America, from where it originated. So, a chocolate sculpture of a savoir would make perfect sense to me. More sense than a fundie anyways.

10/31/2007 4:19:15 PM
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