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Quote# 22861

Regarding the chocolate sculpture of Christ:

"one of the worst assaults on Christian sensibilities ever."

William Donahue, CNN 28 Comments [3/31/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Thursday
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#197683
Mike

BWAHAHAHAHA!

4/1/2007 2:23:17 AM

#201252


So, if it´s made of wood is ok, if it´s made of chocolate, not being irrespectfull is not ok?, what about ice?

4/4/2007 6:36:25 PM

#201258
szenah

It was anatomically correct.

No word on whether the sculpture was circumcised or not.

4/4/2007 6:39:40 PM

#201264
The_Boids

\"one of the worst assaults on Christian sensibilities ever.\"
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I always thought the worst assaults on Christian sensibilities were facts and reason.

4/4/2007 6:42:37 PM

#201267
Gib

On his list of the worst assaults on Christian sensibilities, I wonder if showing a chocco saviour is higher or lower than the feeding of Christians to lions ? Just wondering.

4/4/2007 6:43:55 PM

#201393
Gib

On his list of the worst assaults on Christian sensibilities, I wonder if showing a chocco saviour is higher or lower than the feeding of Christians to lions ? Just wondering.

4/4/2007 7:48:11 PM

#202457
Matty The Red

and one of the tastiest

4/5/2007 4:21:37 PM

#203041
Osiris

What about evolution in schools?

4/6/2007 3:43:31 PM

#203073
Puck

a. it's brown

b. it's naked

c. it's tasty!

4/6/2007 5:06:44 PM

#203097
BurntBush

I thought piss christ was the worst. Make up your minds.

4/6/2007 5:40:52 PM

#203403
Axver

Actually, I thought it was pretty cool. I'd be willing to go to church if there were chocolate involved.

4/7/2007 2:16:35 AM

#203465
Mr_Vorhias

But it's sacrilicious!

4/7/2007 3:36:00 AM

#203556
Adrian


4/7/2007 6:37:16 AM

#302739


This reminds me of the Mohammad cartoons. Yes, chocolate sculptures and drawings are more demeaning to religion than people blowing themselves up and/or killing people in the name of faith. Gotcha.

10/6/2007 4:13:43 PM

#302772
DoinDC

What about the bunnies??? Isn't every Easter an assault on lagomorphic sensibilities???

WHAT ABOUT THE BUNNIES????

10/6/2007 5:01:08 PM

#303395
GigaGuess

Oh, go drink some anti-freeze.

10/7/2007 2:16:24 PM

#303408
caitshidhe

i dunno, making a jesus out of chocolate would make him more appealing to me than he's ever been before. but only as long as the chocolate lasts.

10/7/2007 3:23:31 PM

#303414
SSJPunk

Chocolate is one of the greatest substances ever created. I am sure Jesus would be honored. A chocolate body is certanly better than one of stale crackers :)

10/7/2007 4:03:06 PM

#303435
Sideshow Bob

If He can use bread to represent Him, then chocolate is fine too.

10/7/2007 5:11:51 PM

#312403
Robbie

Honestly, I think that one was in bad taste, as well.

10/17/2007 1:11:37 PM

#312431
skyotter

chocolate Jesus? feh, these are better:

http://www.chocolatedeities.com/deities.php

also, look up "theobroma" when you get time =)

10/17/2007 1:47:12 PM

#314296
malendras

It's Bill fucking Donohue. This should come as no surprise to anyone. Hell, this is the guy who protested Joan Osrourne's 'What if God Was One Of Us".

10/19/2007 7:39:05 PM

#314325
Nick

A good sense of humor is rare these days.

10/19/2007 8:26:06 PM

#314362
FordJano

Yeah cause burning churches and murdered christian in the middle-east can't hold a candle to chocolate

10/19/2007 9:08:32 PM

#324558
They call me V

Got a big Chocolate jeeesus, makes me feel good inside, got a big chocolate Jesus, keeping me satisfied. [/tomwaits]

Seriously though, chocolate was a rather divine comodity in South America, from where it originated. So, a chocolate sculpture of a savoir would make perfect sense to me. More sense than a fundie anyways.

10/31/2007 4:19:15 PM
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