And that, dear, is why he's an asshole.
1/8/2009 11:44:26 AM
Same with Zeus
1/8/2009 1:16:00 PM
Allegory for Jesus
God trying his damndest to make himself unbelievable so that your faith means even more. That's...touching (?).
9/17/2010 6:16:38 PM
We should have a "Clutching At Straws" award. This one would be a prime candidate.
9/17/2010 10:11:48 PM
Or: The Bible's bullshit and has built in reasons for the entity to never show himself as they knew it was bullshit from the beginning.
How many articles, books and sermons have been produced trying to explain why God never shows up or stops injustice and misery? Why are ALL these arguments lame and dependant in the end on "God moves in mysterious ways"?
Because bullshit always fails under scrutiny
9/18/2010 6:09:03 AM
Wait so by knowing he exists we will not believe he exists? LOGIC WHATS THAT?
11/21/2010 8:35:53 PM
"He" didn't say anything. Ancient priests made that nonsense up in order to control people and swindle them out of their money and other possessions.
11/21/2010 9:05:54 PM
I just made a God, let's call him Limpnoodle,,,no,, Limpnoodle the allfather. He's so amazing he did all creation with a limpnoodle, hence the name. How impressive and miraculous is my God?
This has no proof and is unlikely at best and yet:
This is your evidence? That there is none and the odds against it is the basis for it?
Then pray to Limpnoodle or be forsaken
11/23/2010 2:51:08 PM
God wants to see how far you will go for him on faith.
God found out when I was 8.
11/23/2010 2:58:53 PM