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In addition, if you extrapolate the accumulation of certain minerals in the human body over 100 years to a longer lifespan, the body would become poisoned by these minerals at age 300. Our body has no known means of eliminating these minerals. However, it is my hypothesis that the appendix is an organ that is designed to 'wake up' every 300 years and eliminate these toxic minerals.

npetreley, Christian Forums 14 Comments [2/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Redhunter

It is my hypothesis that you are stoned.

6/19/2006 7:47:43 AM

Hub

It is MY hypothesis that you don't know shit one about biology. gb2skool, plz. Kthxbai.

6/29/2008 6:02:58 PM

PirateFaafy

It is my hypothesis that proof of this would help your argument; in the absence, you're a moron.

7/30/2008 7:06:17 PM

Godbuster

sooooo, all the organs we have to clean our body are useless except the one we can't find a use for?

Fucking a, is education poisonous to you? Where you raped by a biology book, or why this aversion from reality?

1/14/2010 2:08:56 PM

Swede

At age 300? I must have drunk a lot more wine than I thougt I did. This is rubbish. The oldest human (with a certified birthdate) was about 122.
3 out of the 25 confirmed oldest people are men. Which was the stronger sex again?

1/14/2010 2:54:27 PM

Justanotheratheist

A lot of good that will do when its owner has been dead for 230 years.

1/19/2011 3:38:06 AM



I assume this is a reference to the ridiculously long-living human in the early parts of the Bible?

1/19/2011 8:53:55 AM

Philbert McAdamia

Damn! Poor old Tom Parr, only had 188 years to go and he probably would have added on another 300 on top with his wake-up call.
So close, so close. Just think; at around age 600 he would have qualified to change careers and get into ark building.

OK, then, no appendectomy for me, I don't care how bad it hurts, I'm holding out for 300 y.o. And when I get there, I'm planting a gopher wood forest.

1/19/2011 10:45:52 AM

Renon

and your hypothesis is wrong. it is also why you are hereby banned from medical school.

3/5/2011 12:27:21 PM

Canadiest

"well that's all well and good but it's not really YOUR idea, is it?"
Homer J Simpson

That the Appendix is some sort of poison filter is very old medically, part of our immune system. Even the YEC Biblical belief that people used to live to 900 years and it kicked in after a couple hundred,,,not your idea either.

It must be frustrating when a die-hard Christian comes up with Biblical bullshit (they think stymies science) and since they have no peer-reviewed documentation they loose them to every Bible-Belt cretin claiming them as theirs

3/6/2011 7:18:31 AM

FuriousFran

That is quite honestly one of the stupidest things I have ever read.

4/22/2012 12:03:09 AM

Canadiest

Just realized they could use this in a Zombie story-line.

"By all that's Holy, Janet, his appendix has woken up! This graveyard is over 200 years old, God know how many more will arise"

"Oh, Golly gee whiz crap donnykins, what can we do"

"On your knees and pray potty-mouth, pray they don't eat what little brains you have"

It'd be better than the Left Behind movies

4/22/2012 6:59:42 AM

Quantum Mechanic

Idiot.

8/8/2012 12:21:13 PM

Anon-e-moose

Hypotheses? We don't need no steenkeeng hypotheses! We know thees stoopid greengo ees completely loco!

[/"Treasure of the Sierra Madre"] X3

8/8/2012 1:53:46 PM
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