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[Replying to 'Can he make a square circle?']If God is omnipotent, then the answer to these questions is yes. God, the inventer of logic, is not bound by what He created (just as I, an artist, am not bound to create my artwork the same way every time - I am the creater, not bound the the constructs of my artwork).

edgtheo, Rapture Ready 10 Comments [2/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Jordan666

You can't make a square circle. God doesn't exist. you lose.

5/20/2008 1:52:03 PM

DarkfireTaimatsu

For the supposed inventor of logic, he sure defies it a lot.

3/25/2009 3:25:02 AM

Kevin Klaw

A better response would be, "under what circumstances would he have to create a square circle?" or "how would you identify a square circle?"

5/4/2009 7:11:30 PM

Ozma of Oz

Jordan666

Tell that to the Boxing Federation and the WWE.

;p


5/4/2009 7:20:57 PM



just as I, an artist, am not bound to create my artwork the same way every time

No, you aren’t. But you can’t say your new all-red painting is still part of your all-blue theme. That’s just playing Humpty Dumpty with the language.

3/14/2011 7:35:58 PM

whatever

"I am the creater..."

Your spelling tells me enough.

3/15/2011 5:13:23 AM

Darkevilme.

I like how they don't really think what their statement means. If god isn't logical then he cannot be predicted, if he cannot be predicted then you cannot put any faith in your getting raptured into eaven.

3/15/2011 7:07:48 AM

Anon-e-moose

[Replying to 'Can he make a square circle?']"If God is omnipotent, then the answer to these questions is yes. God, the inventer of logic, is not bound by what He created (just as I, an artist, am not bound to create my artwork the same way every time - I am the creater, not bound the the constructs of my artwork)."

Ah, right. In that case, I'd like to see him build a wheel based on the Biblical mathematical model that Pi = exactly 3:



Maybe that's why your so-called 'God' daren't show his face around here (check one):

[ ] Because if he did, and someone called him out on this, and he couldn't...! Well, let's just say that a similar thing happened in Douglas Adams' novel "Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy", with Man, God, a Babel Fish, and a Zebra Crossing.

[ ] He can't show himself do perform such a (from his 'omnipresent' point of view) simple task - even if 'twere possible - because he doesn't exist.

Choose wisely, edgtheo, and the load of dingo's kidneys that is Ruptured Retards.

@Ozma of Oz

"Jordan666

Tell that to the Boxing Federation and the WWE."

And the Japan Sumo Association:



So, it seems that the owners of Sumo arenas such as the Kokugikan in Tokyo can do extremely easily what even God can't, eh?

Hmmmmm, must be something to this Shinto belief system of theirs...!

>:D

3/15/2011 7:57:55 AM



Comparing yourself to God? Blasphemy for Jeebus Award!

8/25/2012 10:09:34 PM

Dr.Shrinker

Meh'd

Ridiculous, but not especially obnoxious

9/1/2012 6:35:52 AM
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