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#1153569
kuribo
which was written by people that you said weren't there
4/30/2010 5:53:37 PM
#1153613
Phisshy
You just contradict yourself.
4/30/2010 10:28:42 PM
#1153624
Swede
Good thing my morning tea is not ready yet, or I would have a tea-sprayed computer right now.
Can you provide us with a signed copy of the very first Bible, written by the person who heard it from God, personally, and immediately wrote it down himself, so as to not distort the message by word of mouth?
*crickets chirping*
You are aware that an eyewitness is considered by courts as the least reliable evidence for anything, right?
4/30/2010 11:16:30 PM
#1153717
Anon-e-moose
"No human being was there when the earth was created. There are no 'first hand accounts'. The only first hand account that we have to go by is the Bible."
...therefore it's at best, [/b]third-hand[/b] testimonies by Bronze Age goatfuckers who had ideas above their stations.
Your call, Sojourner.
5/1/2010 9:46:04 AM
#1153862
ThinkingManNeil
Genesis was allegedly written by Moses (assuming he actually existed) or by an unknown author, possibly female, who's referred to by scholars as "J". That's assuming you believe that absurd, self-contradictory, piece-of-crap Bronze Age religious fiction called the bible. So unless Moses somehow magically pre-existed himself to see what you claim happened, then you fucked up royally, Sparky.
Idiot.
N.
5/1/2010 9:26:45 PM
#1165195
Anon-e-moose
"No human being was there when the earth was created. There are no 'first hand accounts'. The only first hand account that we have to go by is the Bible."
So it was God who put fingers to keyboard/pen to paper, spellchecked/proofread (lol omnipotence), sent the Word document/manuscript to the publishers who then printed, bound and sent to the bookshops said tome entitled "The Bible", also with 'By God' on the cover, eh?
If you can answer that question the only way possible, you've just destroyed not only your own argument,
but the validity of the entire Bible itself. At least "The God Delusion" was actually written by Richard Dawkins, and says so on the cover.
Ergo, Atheism. QED.
It's been said, 'Why didn't God create his own money?' It says so much about the supposed 'omnipotence' of a so-called 'God', if he could create a whole universe, this world & all the life on it,
but couldn't create his own Bibles - his own 'Word'; a 'perfect', 'infallible', 'inerrant' word, written by imperfect, fallible, errant,
flawed men:
http://www.infidels.org/library/modern/jim_meritt/bible-contradictions.html
As a comedian once said: 'If God is the most powerful being in the universe,
why does he need a bunch of bozos to do his P.R.?'
6/7/2010 7:18:45 AM
#1165228
Wozza
Goddam, you are so stupid.
6/7/2010 8:39:40 AM
#1165239
caustic gnostic
Sojourner sounds like a B-meson to me.
No,yes,no,yes,no,yes,...
6/7/2010 8:54:52 AM
#1165444
Canadiest
The Bible is younger than many other ancient documents. Many ancient writting preceed the Hebrew Scrolls Christianity plagerized.
You got nothing
6/7/2010 6:41:45 PM
#1249447
Hunter Jay
You were going fine until the third sentence.
1/27/2011 8:57:49 AM
#1249460
KR
How can you guys walk, when you keep shooting yourselves in the foot? They must be like Swiss cheese...
1/27/2011 9:18:42 AM
#1249517
shunyata
Wow, they really do believe the babble is a magic book, literally. It was around before people, now? Holy shit, that's neat. What other tricks can it do?
1/27/2011 11:14:27 AM
#1249530
jas43
hahahaha
your belief in something doesnt indicate absolute truth
LOLOLOL
1/27/2011 11:26:59 AM
#1430298
Quantum Mechanic
Bible's forged.
8/2/2012 12:49:44 AM
#1430357
Seeker Lancer
So then what first hand witness wrote the bible, jackass?
8/2/2012 6:16:54 AM
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