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No human being was there when the earth was created. There are no 'first hand accounts'. The only first hand account that we have to go by is the Bible.

Sojourner, Rapture Ready 18 Comments [2/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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kuribo

which was written by people that you said weren't there

4/30/2010 5:53:37 PM

Phisshy

You just contradict yourself.

4/30/2010 10:28:42 PM

Swede

Good thing my morning tea is not ready yet, or I would have a tea-sprayed computer right now.

Can you provide us with a signed copy of the very first Bible, written by the person who heard it from God, personally, and immediately wrote it down himself, so as to not distort the message by word of mouth?

*crickets chirping*

You are aware that an eyewitness is considered by courts as the least reliable evidence for anything, right?

4/30/2010 11:16:30 PM

Anon-e-moose

"No human being was there when the earth was created. There are no 'first hand accounts'. The only first hand account that we have to go by is the Bible."

...therefore it's at best, [/b]third-hand[/b] testimonies by Bronze Age goatfuckers who had ideas above their stations.

Your call, Sojourner.

5/1/2010 9:46:04 AM

ThinkingManNeil

Genesis was allegedly written by Moses (assuming he actually existed) or by an unknown author, possibly female, who's referred to by scholars as "J". That's assuming you believe that absurd, self-contradictory, piece-of-crap Bronze Age religious fiction called the bible. So unless Moses somehow magically pre-existed himself to see what you claim happened, then you fucked up royally, Sparky.

Idiot.

N.

5/1/2010 9:26:45 PM

Anon-e-moose

"No human being was there when the earth was created. There are no 'first hand accounts'. The only first hand account that we have to go by is the Bible."

So it was God who put fingers to keyboard/pen to paper, spellchecked/proofread (lol omnipotence), sent the Word document/manuscript to the publishers who then printed, bound and sent to the bookshops said tome entitled "The Bible", also with 'By God' on the cover, eh?

If you can answer that question the only way possible, you've just destroyed not only your own argument, but the validity of the entire Bible itself. At least "The God Delusion" was actually written by Richard Dawkins, and says so on the cover.

Ergo, Atheism. QED.

It's been said, 'Why didn't God create his own money?' It says so much about the supposed 'omnipotence' of a so-called 'God', if he could create a whole universe, this world & all the life on it, but couldn't create his own Bibles - his own 'Word'; a 'perfect', 'infallible', 'inerrant' word, written by imperfect, fallible, errant, flawed men:

http://www.infidels.org/library/modern/jim_meritt/bible-contradictions.html

As a comedian once said: 'If God is the most powerful being in the universe, why does he need a bunch of bozos to do his P.R.?'

6/7/2010 7:18:45 AM

Wozza

Goddam, you are so stupid.

6/7/2010 8:39:40 AM

caustic gnostic

Sojourner sounds like a B-meson to me.
No,yes,no,yes,no,yes,...

6/7/2010 8:54:52 AM

Canadiest

The Bible is younger than many other ancient documents. Many ancient writting preceed the Hebrew Scrolls Christianity plagerized.

You got nothing

6/7/2010 6:41:45 PM

Hunter Jay

You were going fine until the third sentence.

1/27/2011 8:57:49 AM

KR

How can you guys walk, when you keep shooting yourselves in the foot? They must be like Swiss cheese...

1/27/2011 9:18:42 AM

shunyata

Wow, they really do believe the babble is a magic book, literally. It was around before people, now? Holy shit, that's neat. What other tricks can it do?

1/27/2011 11:14:27 AM

jas43

hahahaha

your belief in something doesnt indicate absolute truth

LOLOLOL

1/27/2011 11:26:59 AM

Quantum Mechanic

Bible's forged.

8/2/2012 12:49:44 AM

Seeker Lancer

So then what first hand witness wrote the bible, jackass?

8/2/2012 6:16:54 AM

DasUberKaiser

No Human was there, it's true. Therefore, we have to go on other evidence, and none of that evidence points towards the Bible being accurate. By the way, if I wrote a book saying that it was a true account of the beginning of the Universe, wouldn't you have to believe it, because the book says so?

8/1/2013 10:41:08 AM

Canadiest

"In the beginning"

No people.
People wrote that book.

8/1/2013 2:52:51 PM

Quantum Mechanic

We really should cull the herd before this level of idiot gets internet access; Nature will do it at any rate.

12/4/2014 5:09:37 PM
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