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None of you seem to know the answer. So I will have to properly inform you. If anyone here thinks they know the answer, then say it. In Colossians 1:17, it says that Jesus holds all things together. Its the only thing that makes sense. Think about it. You don't know the answer, yet the answer is before you. It is Jesus that holds everything together. I've given you my answer which is completely logical.

tacoman528, Christian Forums 12 Comments [2/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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negative

Jesus is the strong and weak forces?

1/19/2007 4:49:51 PM

Doctor Whom

If He's that busy, then no wonder He keeps rescheduling His second coming.

1/19/2007 4:57:35 PM

DarkHatter

\"I've given you my answer which is completely logical.\"

You are so right, I get it now!

jesus = duct tape

1/19/2007 8:07:14 PM

TheUnholyMint

And blind faith holds Jesus together.

Now I get it.

2/28/2007 8:34:52 PM

JP

Logical?

2/28/2007 8:58:57 PM

BurntBush

Then why was my fly open?

2/28/2007 9:04:39 PM

Blarghonius

So, how did the universe exist before Jesus?

8/14/2011 7:56:03 PM

Quantum Mechanic

Colossians is a forgery.
Try again.

9/28/2012 4:15:25 AM

Justanotheratheist

Jesus is Velcro?

9/28/2012 6:27:04 AM

Anon-e-moose

"None of you seem to know the answer. So I will have to properly inform you. If anyone here thinks they know the answer, then say it. In Colossians 1:17, it says that Jesus holds all things together. Its the only thing that makes sense. Think about it."

Yet, when Pontius Pilate asked the question of Jesus 'What is Truth?', he couldn't answer.

And - as you lot always claim - Jesus is God; as in a Borg-esque gestalt group/hivemind intelligence, then your 'God' himself doesn't even know the answer to that simple question.

Think about it.

I've thought about it. And the answer is extremely simple. As per the quote by Billy Sole (Sonny Landham) in "Predator":

'We're all gonna die.'

But between the cord being cut, and us carking it, what we do in the intervening time can be summed up in the underlying philosophy espoused in the film "Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure":

'Be excellent to each other!'

You don't know the answer, tacoman528. Nor does even your 'God'. Yet, I do.

I've given you my answer which is not only hyper-logical, it also completely fucks up your religion; insofar as I can do two things that your supposedly 'omnipotent' & 'omniscient' God can't:

1- Exist.

2- Answer a simple question that even he couldn't. Not then (Jesus before Pilate), nor in any Bible now, nor any of his 'believers'.

Ergo, I am superior to your 'Jesus'. And therefore your 'God'. QED.

9/28/2012 7:05:17 AM

Quantum Mechanic

Colossians is forged.
next .......

10/5/2013 6:07:48 PM

anothga

I thought it was force between atoms that held everything together.

11/1/2013 3:18:03 AM
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