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There's a kid on the bus that I ride that is very obnoxious and disliked ('1776' rolls through my head). We'll call him 'James.' He oftentimes makes fun of me b/c of my liking of Christian music, esp. dc talk. Well, this morning he went even further. He started ranting about how Christians were 'the b*st*rds that have screwed up this country' and stuff like that, and he kept ranting 'Christian!' Obviously directed at me. My question: Is it possible that he's got a demon in him? It seems to be the only possible explanation. I could very likely see it in him, but I'm not entirely sure. Please help!

chris_h, Rapture Ready 12 Comments [3/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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9/13/2006 6:53:30 PM

David D.G.

Chris, I would say it's much more likely that you have a delusion in you than that he has a demon in him. The guy's behavior may be a trifle more aggressive than is warranted, but at least he seems a lot better grounded in reality than you are.


~David D.G.

9/13/2006 7:45:25 PM

Adrian

You see it's crap like that that makes him say things like that.

1/1/2007 6:00:04 AM

Kienan

"It's the only possible explanation!"

lol

11/12/2007 12:42:21 AM

dr y

He -clearly- has a demon in him. You should try to exorcise it.

11/9/2009 3:49:37 PM

Blarghonius

Demons: Because they sure as hell aren't thinking logically and you are.

9/2/2011 8:04:50 PM

Canadiest

If disliking Christian music is the proof you need of demon possession: It's no wonder you Rapturites are terrified of everyone.

I think half the posters on RR hate modern Christian music. The demons have infiltrated your holy Web even!

Keep living in fear I guess, it's not like you could take a hard look at at your religions rational or it's crap music

9/3/2011 7:49:46 AM

Swede

Why call him James when you never refer to him by name again.

Sure, he's a bit harsh, but the bastards that screwed up your country were definitely saying they're Christians, but so were their opponents.
Sane people can normally see that those guys were bastards and would be just as much bastards even if they converted to a different religion.

The only demon he's got is you.

9/3/2011 8:14:15 AM

Anon-e-moose

"He started ranting about how Christians were 'the b*st*rds that have screwed up this country' and stuff like that,"

Considering how it was Obama who only inherited the unholy financial mess from the previous administration, I'd say James was merely stating fact.

"and he kept ranting 'Christian!' Obviously directed at me."

If you can't take the heat, put ice cubes in tour underpants! >:D

"My question: Is it possible that he's got a demon in him? It seems to be the only possible explanation. I could very likely see it in him, but I'm not entirely sure. Please help!"

The only demon that exists is called Delusion.



And he's possessed all your fundie ilk, chris_h. As proved in this scene from the documentary film "Jesus Camp":



It's the only possible explanation.

9/3/2011 12:26:18 PM

Colgate

Yes, Chris. He is obviously possessed by a very powerful demon. I suggest that you keep away from him at all times. Bury your head in your lap and pray aloud very, very hard. That will help keep the demon at bay.

9/3/2011 2:47:47 PM

The_Devil

I'm sorry, I literally burst out laughing after he claimed that the only possible reason someone couldn't like Christians is because they're possessed. I can't believe this guy!

8/2/2013 11:18:31 AM

Ebon

Liar.

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