Home Archives Random Quotes Latest Comments Top 100 Submit Quote Search Log In

Quote# 2350

Hey Chris, I can maybe think of one sure way to know. Slip some holy water into something that he drinks. If you get a weird reaction he might be [possessed].

bulldog989, Rapture Ready 16 Comments [3/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 5
WTF?! || meh
Username:
Comment:



1
A Rodent Says.

Mmmm, tangy!
I tried to get some holy water from a church once, and they wouldn't give it to me. :( They thought I was a satanist or something... just because I was wearing all black and had a suspicious black backpack...

2/18/2007 5:35:30 AM

Alena

I've often said that the best practical joke ever would be to go into one of those insanely strict churches where they flick holy water on you with a cross, and as soon as it touches me, I ought to just start hissing at the priest and babbling in Latin.

(Hell, my degree in classical history has to be good for something.)

2/18/2007 6:44:23 AM

Mortos der Soulstealer

My idea is better. Throw him into the water! If he floats, he's a demon, so kill him!

5/28/2008 5:26:25 PM

aaa

You mean vodka?

5/28/2008 5:27:09 PM

Carbonated Margarine

That method is just as effective for finding out if he's pregnant.

5/28/2008 6:01:12 PM

Grigadil

Catholic rapturist? Holy water? What's next? Rapture Rosaries?

5/28/2008 6:22:56 PM

Quantum Mechanic

Distilled or deionized?

5/28/2008 6:24:12 PM

Canadiest

ha hahaaaa

5/28/2008 11:02:53 PM

Zankou

lmao.

Spiking Drinks for Jesus.

5/28/2008 11:04:50 PM

Evilutionist

Is this guy for real?

These people are so deluded they scare me.

6/26/2008 7:35:47 PM

Feminazi

You would probably make a funny face if "holy" water was in your drink too.

6/26/2008 9:59:25 PM

GigaGuess

Is it wrong that I'd like this guy to give me a drink so I could take one sip, and start shrieking and writhing?

6/26/2008 10:32:03 PM

Quantum Mechanic

Not real bright, are we?

6/24/2012 7:38:34 AM

Quantum Mechanic

Good luck finding some 'holy water' imbecile.

1/31/2013 4:55:28 AM

Quantum Mechanic

All hydrogen atoms are indistinguishable from one another.
All oxygen atoms are indistinguishable from one another.
All water is H2O.

The pope is an idiot in a funny hat.

1/31/2013 5:02:06 AM

JW

I can imagine the weird reaction:
"Who the hell watered down my drink!"
That clearly shows that he is possessed.

1/31/2013 5:05:11 AM
1