Hey Chris, I can maybe think of one sure way to know. Slip some holy water into something that he drinks. If you get a weird reaction he might be
[3/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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A Rodent Says.
I tried to get some holy water from a church once, and they wouldn't give it to me. :( They thought I was a satanist or something... just because I was wearing all black and had a suspicious black backpack...
2/18/2007 5:35:30 AM
I've often said that the best practical joke ever would be to go into one of those insanely strict churches where they flick holy water on you with a cross, and as soon as it touches me, I ought to just start hissing at the priest and babbling in Latin.
(Hell, my degree in classical history has to be good for
2/18/2007 6:44:23 AM
Mortos der Soulstealer
My idea is better. Throw him into the water! If he floats, he's a demon, so kill him!
5/28/2008 5:26:25 PM
You mean vodka?
5/28/2008 5:27:09 PM
That method is just as effective for finding out if he's pregnant.
5/28/2008 6:01:12 PM
Catholic rapturist? Holy water? What's next? Rapture Rosaries?
5/28/2008 6:22:56 PM
Distilled or deionized?
5/28/2008 6:24:12 PM
5/28/2008 11:02:53 PM
Spiking Drinks for Jesus.
5/28/2008 11:04:50 PM
Is this guy for real?
These people are so deluded they scare me.
6/26/2008 7:35:47 PM
You would probably make a funny face if "holy" water was in your drink too.
6/26/2008 9:59:25 PM
Is it wrong that I'd like this guy to give me a drink so I could take one sip, and start shrieking and writhing?
6/26/2008 10:32:03 PM
Not real bright, are we?
6/24/2012 7:38:34 AM
Good luck finding some 'holy water' imbecile.
1/31/2013 4:55:28 AM
All hydrogen atoms are indistinguishable from one another.
All oxygen atoms are indistinguishable from one another.
All water is H2O.
The pope is an idiot in a funny hat.
1/31/2013 5:02:06 AM
I can imagine the weird reaction:
"Who the hell watered down my drink!"
That clearly shows that he is possessed.
1/31/2013 5:05:11 AM