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[i][In a thread about a newly-discovered 6000-year old skeleton near the Dead Sea][/i]Wonder if it was Adam???

cameron222, Rapture Ready 18 Comments [3/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Esjeur

Dee Dee Dee

2/5/2007 6:05:37 PM

JP

No, it was not.

2/6/2007 7:51:33 PM

Patrick

What an idiot.

2/6/2007 8:35:10 PM

David D.G.

There's a marginally better chance of it being Imhotep, the original architect of the Egyptian pyramids; at least he really existed at about that time.


~David D.G.

2/6/2007 8:57:24 PM

BurntBush

Wonder if it was Scooby Doo???

2/6/2007 9:57:50 PM



Maybe!!! How many ribs does it have?!?!

*rolleyes*

2/20/2008 7:09:05 PM

canadiest

6000 years ago does'nt even get you the first Egyptian, let alone first human.

2/23/2008 6:28:52 AM

Jt

And not Eve?

You sexist bastard. . .

1/31/2010 5:47:45 PM

Abdul Alhazred

So, is radio carbon dating alright now when it has biblical implications?

1/31/2010 5:49:21 PM

Quantum Mechanic

Don't have kids Einstein, OK?

2/19/2012 8:49:44 PM

atheist

Adam who?

2/20/2012 4:28:55 AM

DFM

Skeletons are being discovered EVERY DAY in Israel. Many are much older than 6,000 years.

Jericho was a walled city in 7,500 BCE, some 9,500 years ago. The remnants of the walls still exist. I have seen them. Go to the excavation at Jericho and see them for yourself.

6/10/2013 6:18:03 PM

leppaberry

If that's Adam, where's Eve?

3/22/2014 5:57:53 AM

Justanotheratheist

Maybe it was Steve.

3/22/2014 6:08:27 AM

Canadiest

Isn't this their level of acceptance of science? It's so perfect it may be Poe.

6000 years OK. 12000 LOL.
Who do you think determined the age? A priest, Rabbi or Theologist? Any fuckin' straw, honestly.


3/22/2014 10:09:49 AM

DFM

There are thousands of skeletons of all ages from 2,000 BC to more than 30,000 BC in Israel. So what?

3/22/2014 9:25:07 PM



The original giant should be chilling underneath Antarctica.

3/22/2014 9:42:34 PM

Tempus

Probably not, no.

@#1647737: fukken win.

3/22/2014 10:42:08 PM
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