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I know you are probably just kidding but, for others who don't know.....Adams bones would have been destroyed during Noah's flood.

Denise, Rapture Ready 14 Comments [3/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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WTF?! || meh
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Puffi Urai(Proud Shintist)

"Bible Apoligist Of The Month" award required. This is just too good.

8/20/2007 4:37:19 PM

GigaGuess

*Blink, blink*

Damn, girl's got ahold of the good stuff, doesn't she?

8/20/2007 4:38:49 PM

Puck

Convenient, that flood...it wiped out all the evidence.

8/20/2007 5:14:44 PM

Alena

It sure is lucky that all the dinosaur bones are still okay.

9/7/2007 10:17:38 AM

GigaGuess

@Alena

No, don't you see? Satan planted those AFTER the flood.

9/7/2007 11:50:52 AM

Freboy

If it doesn't match with the story, make some shit up.

9/7/2007 2:42:05 PM

Alena

@ GigaGuess:

You're right. Sorry, I've misplaced my Evil Satanic Agenda, so I'm a little off today.

9/7/2007 4:41:59 PM

Doctor Fishcake

So this is how they pass the time until they get whisked up to Heaven to dance on fluffy clouds for all eternity...I sort of wondered...

9/7/2007 5:17:23 PM

GigaGuess

@Alena

It's okay. Sacrifice a baby on a pentagram, and all will be forgiven, mmmkay?

9/7/2007 6:54:03 PM

Brian X

Denise, of course, misses the point, as we'd never know how to recognize Adam's bones to begin with.

9/8/2007 12:51:02 AM

Iron Knee

That's right how could they have survived - the meat eating animals had to eat something.

1/3/2008 6:52:12 PM

V

Yeap, Adam's were destroyed; but the Dinosaurs and other fossils were not.

1/5/2008 4:28:53 AM

Lithp

Okay, do you understand how much pressure is required to even BREAK a bone?

Evidentally, yes, because it seems your skull has fractured and lodged shards of itself into your brain.

1/5/2008 5:19:33 AM

SSJPunk

It's funny how "the flood" can destroy everything it touches, when a real flood would leave bones intact. Next we'll be having fundies say the water was actually concentrated nitric acid, or something equally stupid. (and of course it all got poofed away)

1/5/2008 5:24:36 AM
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