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Quote# 2352

I know you are probably just kidding but, for others who don't know.....Adams bones would have been destroyed during Noah's flood.

Denise, Rapture Ready 14 Comments [3/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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WTF?! || meh
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#278304
Puffi Urai(Proud Shintist)

"Bible Apoligist Of The Month" award required. This is just too good.

8/20/2007 4:37:19 PM

#278305
GigaGuess

*Blink, blink*

Damn, girl's got ahold of the good stuff, doesn't she?

8/20/2007 4:38:49 PM

#278330
Puck

Convenient, that flood...it wiped out all the evidence.

8/20/2007 5:14:44 PM

#283422
Alena

It sure is lucky that all the dinosaur bones are still okay.

9/7/2007 10:17:38 AM

#283436
GigaGuess

@Alena

No, don't you see? Satan planted those AFTER the flood.

9/7/2007 11:50:52 AM

#283452
Freboy

If it doesn't match with the story, make some shit up.

9/7/2007 2:42:05 PM

#283458
Alena

@ GigaGuess:

You're right. Sorry, I've misplaced my Evil Satanic Agenda, so I'm a little off today.

9/7/2007 4:41:59 PM

#283467
Doctor Fishcake

So this is how they pass the time until they get whisked up to Heaven to dance on fluffy clouds for all eternity...I sort of wondered...

9/7/2007 5:17:23 PM

#283471
GigaGuess

@Alena

It's okay. Sacrifice a baby on a pentagram, and all will be forgiven, mmmkay?

9/7/2007 6:54:03 PM

#283490
Brian X

Denise, of course, misses the point, as we'd never know how to recognize Adam's bones to begin with.

9/8/2007 12:51:02 AM

#374740
Iron Knee

That's right how could they have survived - the meat eating animals had to eat something.

1/3/2008 6:52:12 PM

#375552
V

Yeap, Adam's were destroyed; but the Dinosaurs and other fossils were not.

1/5/2008 4:28:53 AM

#375582
Lithp

Okay, do you understand how much pressure is required to even BREAK a bone?

Evidentally, yes, because it seems your skull has fractured and lodged shards of itself into your brain.

1/5/2008 5:19:33 AM

#375583
SSJPunk

It's funny how "the flood" can destroy everything it touches, when a real flood would leave bones intact. Next we'll be having fundies say the water was actually concentrated nitric acid, or something equally stupid. (and of course it all got poofed away)

1/5/2008 5:24:36 AM
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