Another take on the subject .... ...when Jesus was resurrected, the graves opened and gave forth their dead....wouldn't this have included Adam and anyone who died before His resurrection????
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Yeeeeeeaaaaahhhhhhhh......... wouldn't something like a bazillion graves opening up and the dead rising, oh... I don't know, maybe be RECORDED by HISTORY?! The Romans would have noticed and written about it, right? Since there are no records of such happening, outside of the Babble, I call BULLSHIT on this... barb... person
Considering that a great deal of the matter from people who died thousands of years earlier and subsequently reentered the food chain would have then become part of other, living people, the implications of this would be spectacularly unpleasant.
It was unbelievable enough when it was just a local event, like the graves in the vicinity of jerusalem. but all dead everywhere?
You guys dunno when to quit.
@ Darkevilme
"when Jesus was resurrected, the graves opened and gave forth their dead....wouldn't this have included Adam and anyone who died before His resurrection????"
Now this takes stretching things to levels that'd make Shaun T's 'Insanity Workout' seem like Pilates or Yoga for older people.
As for zombies, even Ruptured Retards would have to move heaven & earth (oh, teh irony!) to outdo George A. Romero (pbuh) or Daisuke Sato and Shoji Sato (a.k.a. doujinshi artist 'Inazuma'), re. their "...of the Dead" films & anime series "Highschool of the Dead" respectively.
...although a "28 Days Later"-esque film would be awesome, in which the only inhabitants of Earth are those 'left behind' - who RAGE at the thought of the ones who were actually Raptured being non -fundies, including we Atheists. >:D
So, just as Jesus was resurrecting all the other dead were too?
Jesus was old news the minute he rolled the rock away. What the Hell's special about rising from the dead when every dead person does it? How does your soul theory work into this?
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