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#47229
Julian
We still are apes you obtuse fuckwit!
6/28/2006 7:36:55 AM
#389547
Darwin's Lil' Girl
Um, no, not quite true. Humans DID come from apes, but modern apes and humans have a common answer. That is, of course, ignoring the fact that humans ARE apes. YOU FAIL!!!
1/24/2008 6:18:11 AM
#392415
Zane
This is kind of right. While modern apes look like their ancestors, ours looked like that too.
1/27/2008 8:47:51 PM
#525753
mngamojemo
Attn, people commenting on this: humans are primates, but not apes. True.
Reference to the quote: I believe the word you are looking for is "ancestor".
I've read some theories about how hominids never actually lived in the trees and were always bipedal, but I never actually understood how that theory made sense, because Proconsul was certainly a tree-dweller, so we came down from the trees at some point.
6/3/2008 11:31:44 PM
#525794
Canadiest
rodents once we were, hell , where'd the monkey come from in the first place.
We're cousins of the apes, more like them than other mammals. I don't mind being classed with them. Better than Ferrets
or fundies
6/4/2008 12:14:15 AM
#525831
Zankou
Attn, people commenting on this: humans are primates, but not apes. True.
Yes, we are. We are great apes.
6/4/2008 12:38:12 AM
#525832
Zankou
Anyway, this is correct. Duhr.
6/4/2008 12:38:42 AM
#525941
Selkie
Correction: You, JohnR7, devolved from a common something. The rest of us evolved from a very special something, thanks very much.
Get your stinking logic off of me, you damned dirty fundie!
6/4/2008 2:00:36 AM
#1387847
Quantum Mechanic
Julian for the win right out of the gate.
Clearly some apes are more intelligent than others.
3/30/2012 3:20:53 PM
#1488977
Crimson Lizard
I like the way he paints scientists' willingness to adapt their theories to new evidence as a bad thing.
1/1/2013 12:38:10 PM
#1489024
xyz
We still evolved from apes, just not the ones that are alive today. Well, technically one you evolved from your parents (i.e. micro-evolution). In that case, I guess you could say the apes that you evolved from are still alive.
1/1/2013 2:30:29 PM
#1489031
Swede
According to actual science, human IS an ape.
Darwin isn't half as important to ToE as you fundies think he is. He died many years ago, and much has been reveled since then. Mr Darwin would probably not recognize his Theory if he saw it today.
1/1/2013 3:23:40 PM
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