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I would do exactly what I pleased all the time [if God didn't exist]. If I needed money, I would steal it from my shareholders or my bank. If I needed a woman, I would lie, cheat and steal to get one. And since I am fairly smart, I would probably get away with it. At least for a long time. And, if I get caught, I would lie and blame others, like the media, my parents or my ex-girlfriend. I would every moment of my life be concerned with myself and my own personal needs and desires. I mean why shouldn't I?

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