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Everybody should be celibate. If Jesus is all that we Christians really need, then surely none of us need spouses.

Merciel, Christian Forums 76 Comments [4/18/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: UberLutheran
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#212378
ninjacat

Yes, but how would people have babies then?

Obviously, you didn't think your plan out very well.


4/18/2007 1:14:48 AM

#212495
Nicole

By all means, don't reproduce, then!

4/18/2007 5:13:44 AM

#212496
Brian X

You know, some of us would kill to get laid even yearly, and here you are trying to say we should be celibate. Paul said the same thing, and a lot of people think he had issues.

Sorry, not buying it.

4/18/2007 5:15:55 AM

#212499
The_Dude

Yeah you do that Einstein

4/18/2007 5:27:00 AM

#212503
Redhunter

\"We DO need spouses...and don't call me Shirley.\"

(aside from the insanity of \"deciding\" not to have a sex drive)

We do need spouses, and we need more then JUST spouses. People have a built-in need to spend some time with different people of all ages and types. This 'Abandon The Rest Of The World, I Gots Me Some Jesus' stuff is just about the height of delusion. Especially when the whole concept of jesus is just that, a concept. To honestly think that a normal (and that is the key part of this) person wouldn’t need anything else is ludicrous. I love my wife, but I need more people in my life then her. She doesn’t like to spend a day fishing, or shooting, or riding dirt bikes. So there are people that I contact for just such things, or I go it alone. There are certain movies I am compelled to see in the theatres, some I go to with the wife, or a friend or a brother, depending on the content of the movie. But to think I would always, and only have no one but myself to keep me company, that isn’t healthy at all.

Just keep in mind that Cho Seung-Hui was called a ‘loner’.

4/18/2007 5:38:26 AM

#212509
ZugTheMegasaurus

I guess that's one way to turn people away from Christianity...

4/18/2007 5:46:36 AM

#212515
Brian X

Redhunter:

\"Loner\" is probably the term for public consumption. In private conversation, \"weird-ass motherfucker\" was probably a somewhat more common term.

4/18/2007 5:49:47 AM

#212532
Winston Jen

Jesus is a Whore Award?

4/18/2007 6:11:25 AM

#212534
Jerod T.

Isn't this similar to what Paul teaches?

~Jerod T.

4/18/2007 6:15:57 AM

#212544
SilverStar

I think to get rid of all the fundy need to procreate with eachother and devote themselves entirely to Jesus, we're gonna have our schedules full.

Everyone, go out, buy one of these and get to work ensuring no fundy cheats on Pimp'n Jesus!

4/18/2007 6:58:54 AM

#212545
D

Celibate For Jesus award?

4/18/2007 7:01:46 AM

#212552
Prager

TROLL!!!

4/18/2007 7:25:25 AM

#212558
Wet Walnuts

If you look at the whole post, I think he was being sarcastic.

4/18/2007 7:50:04 AM

#212564
Matilde

Fine, that´s the quickest way to depopulate the world. And for that matter, we should all too have a virgin mother and God as our biological father. Now, serious, have you stopped and thought!!?

4/18/2007 8:34:17 AM

#212569
Blue Lithium

Lay off the first epistle to the Corinthians and go get laid.

4/18/2007 8:41:14 AM

#212572
Sarah

I sorta empathise with this one. They're just committing the fallacy of assuming everyone else has their lack of sex drive. But if they don't have friends either, that's something wrong.

4/18/2007 8:52:05 AM

#212577
The_Boids

Oh Jesus! Oh God! Ooh, yes Jesus! OH LORD! OH JESUS!! YES JESUS! OOOOH GOD, OH JESUS YESSSS!!! Mmmm, that was so good!

Wow, I guess all anyone really needs is Jesus.

4/18/2007 9:01:41 AM

#212593
anevilmeme

Skipped Biology 101 didn't you?

4/18/2007 10:05:44 AM

#212599
Doctor Whom

Read the last sentence of his post. He's being sarcastic.

4/18/2007 10:17:52 AM

#212605
Gnomist

I agree whole heartedly, please spread your message.

4/18/2007 10:57:40 AM

#212608
flipper

It worked well for the \"shakers\" didn't it?

4/18/2007 11:02:29 AM

#212609
richard skidmark

Please
Be celibate.
Be very celibate.

4/18/2007 11:04:25 AM

#212621
quantumspirit

I'm calling Poe's.

4/18/2007 11:32:34 AM

#212636
Sandman

Well, that's one way to bring about the end of the world, isn't it?

4/18/2007 12:36:11 PM

#212638
NonProphet

Actually, I think this would be a wonderful idea... for fundies.

Meanwhile, the rest of the species will be busy not going extinct.

4/18/2007 12:43:35 PM
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