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Everybody should be celibate. If Jesus is all that we Christians really need, then surely none of us need spouses.

Merciel, Christian Forums 76 Comments [4/18/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: UberLutheran
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#212639
H'ethetheth

Nice

4/18/2007 12:48:12 PM

#212641
Aethernaut

Said the lonely, lonely man.

4/18/2007 12:50:21 PM

#212657
Old Viking

Too late.

4/19/2007 12:55:26 AM

#212659
Rahab

Well, I do think a lot of people are far too obsessed with getting married these days. I'm not sure this suggestion is going to appeal to a lot of people, though.

4/19/2007 12:58:16 AM

#212675
Madame Scarlet

No, don't try to talk them out of it! They will raise fewer fundies this way!

4/19/2007 1:45:24 AM

#212687
Papabear

An intersting new take on the Bible's \"be fruitful and multiply\" passage.

Don't get me wrong, Merciel, I think you and your church friends SHOULD be celibate. Blaze a shining path for us sinners to follow... even if not very closely.

4/19/2007 2:14:57 AM

#212689
anti-nonsense

By all means, don't reproduce! the world will be better off!

4/19/2007 2:16:23 AM

#212739
Napoleon the Clown

I'm going to call it a case of Poe's Law in action. This thing positively reeks of sarcasm.

4/19/2007 4:01:18 AM

#212759
Mike

Someone loves Jesus a bit too much...

4/19/2007 4:46:20 AM

#212771
Angel Kaida

Please carry through with this.

4/19/2007 5:18:38 AM

#212795
Axver

But if you're celibate, won't God get all angry that you weren't fruitful and didn't multiply?

Yeah, you're stuffed both ways. Just go out and have some good sex already. It might show you how dreary and useless your brand of religion is.

4/19/2007 7:19:20 AM

#212836
shelly

After reading the thread I believe he was being sarcastic.

4/19/2007 12:35:14 PM

#212839
Lya kahlo

Hmm. That would be a most effective way of ending religion - no children, no little people to brainwash young to continue absurd and useless mythologies. Great plan!

4/19/2007 12:40:03 PM

#212867
Raskolnikov

And then they find homosexuals abhoring because --this is their reasoning-- if everybody was a homosexual, the human race would die out in one generation.

So, if I understand Merciel clearly, if everybody was a genuine christian, the human race would die out in one generation as well.

4/19/2007 1:57:33 PM

#212868
Osiris

That WOULD solve overpopulation.

4/19/2007 1:58:51 PM

#212890
Firthy2002

Who says you need a spouse to have sex?

4/19/2007 2:33:31 PM

#212959
Witty Name Here

Didn't Think This Cunning Plan All the Way Through Award?

4/19/2007 4:35:01 PM

#212967
Rebecca

Could be Poe, but the Shakers really did believe this.

Of course, there are no more Shakers....

4/19/2007 4:42:29 PM

#213098
TB

OF course! Don't procreate. Please.

4/19/2007 8:51:43 PM

#213102
Skeptical

He was pretty obviously responding sarcastically to the OP poll. Yes, Christians actually can use sarcasm and irony and all that good stuff. I vote not stupid.

4/19/2007 8:57:18 PM

#213104
Skeptical

Oh and by the way, if you go back to the first page you'll see that the poster is actually homosexual and living as married with his/her partner. So, yeah, sarcasm.

4/19/2007 8:59:37 PM

#213120
Jacob

Christianity, gone in just one generation. Sounds fine by me.

4/20/2007 8:19:19 AM

#213334
TheMissus

Start with the quiverfulls and let me know how that goes.

4/20/2007 4:11:10 PM

#213382
Mling/Rebecca

read the thread...it was sarcastic. The last line of this post was cut out to make it seem more fundiish. He ends by criticizing anybody who flippantly says \"stay celibate\" without considering how difficult it would be.

4/20/2007 5:01:43 PM

#213472
fuzon

Tell that to the celibate congregation who has three remaining members because they can't recruit anybody new who wants to abandon the nookie.

4/20/2007 7:10:10 PM
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