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#213697
WritingIsMyReligion
Hell no.
4/20/2007 9:59:08 PM
#213949
kencomer
Fanatic fundamentalists deciding of their own free will to remove themselves from the gene pool? I think we should encourage this line of thought.
Unfortunately, UberLutheran took the quote out of context, then misquoted this \"Merciel\". First, the context was a thread on \"Should Homosexuals Remain Chaste?\"
Second, the full post from Merciel was \"Everybody should be celibate. If Jesus is all that we Christians really need, then surely none of us need spouses. It's like with a car. If I have one car and need only one car, it'd be rather gluttonous to have two. In any case, I think anybody who thinks that celibacy is so easy should take that vow themselves.\"
I.e., \"Merciel\" is saying that people who are opining that homosexuals should be celibate are a bit looney, not that all Christians should remain celibate.
Troll.
Is there some way to suggest that this deliberate mangling the words of someone who is actually trying to be reasonable off the site?
4/21/2007 6:07:25 AM
#215089
Ryechu
I wish more fundies like this decided not to have kids.
4/23/2007 3:40:40 PM
#316669
Giga Guess
Heh...don't let us heathens stop you.
10/22/2007 1:56:08 PM
#319027
Randolf Scott
Uhhh, I'm not sure how to respond to this...
"End of our Species Award"?
10/25/2007 2:17:32 PM
#319030
Randolf Scott
After reconsidering this quote, I hope for the sake of mankind that this is a troll... please be a troll...
10/25/2007 2:23:05 PM
#446044
Villephox
Whatever happened to "be fruitful and multiply?"
3/27/2008 2:43:02 PM
#446055
GigaGuess
Upon looking at this again, I'm pretty sure he's being sarcastic.
3/27/2008 2:58:15 PM
#446072
Viva
By all means, let all the fundies do this, please.
3/27/2008 3:23:26 PM
#446084
Cabraxas
Can I modify that to "All fundies should be celibate" ?
As a species, they'd be extinct in just 40 or 50 years.
3/27/2008 3:33:17 PM
#446088
apYrs
best and most intelligent idea I've heard from a fundie ever.
Extinct in one generation; no more poisoned and perverted minds
3/27/2008 3:36:29 PM
#446089
Lightningfootjones
It would be awesome if all monotheists took this one to heart. To be exact, it'd be awesome in about 70 years.
3/27/2008 3:36:34 PM
#446198
-H-
I like this type of fundie.
He won't breed.
3/27/2008 5:54:39 PM
#446312
johnyanony
to cross pollinate a bit. homosexuality is bad and since they don't reproduce they will go extinct. kkkristian celibates are good and since they don't reproduse they will go extinct.
3/27/2008 7:08:02 PM
#446704
Beccs
Works for me. It stops them breeding!
3/28/2008 12:40:32 AM
#1361556
Sentry Gun
Please, do that.
12/29/2011 7:29:52 AM
#1361585
Anon-e-moose
"Everybody should be celibate. If Jesus is all that we Christians really need, then surely none of us need spouses."
For once, I completely agree with a fundie. You stay single, Merciel. For the sake of the rest of normal, sane humanity.
...meanwhile, we non-Christians shall continue to be celibate. Sell-a-bit here, sell-a-bit there. X3
Thank you, I'm here all week. Try the can-a-peas!
12/29/2011 8:51:48 AM
#1361889
Canadiest
Hence monks.
Hence (paraphrased) "Leave your wife, your children, your family and your king and follow the lord" verses.
Yet more contradictions inherent in your faith.
12/30/2011 9:52:28 AM
#1407714
I agree. All Christians should be celibate.
PLEASE
5/28/2012 8:10:30 PM
#1496495
Mark Poe
The faster your breed dies out, the better the rest of us are off.
1/20/2013 9:27:48 AM
#1496508
GigaGuess
Tch...Oh, old Giga Guess, read the source material.
*Facepalm at self*
Yeah, read the source, people. This is quote mined. The full quote is thus:
Everybody should be celibate. If Jesus is all that we Christians really need, then surely none of us need spouses. It's like with a car. If I have one car and need only one car, it'd be rather gluttonous to have two. In any case, I think anybody who thinks that celibacy is so easy should take that vow themselves.
It is clear, CLEAR sarcasm against people who think that homosexuals should just give up sex. Because, you know, it's just that easy.
1/20/2013 10:16:02 AM
#1496542
xyz
You know, that's actually a good idea. Then the rest of humanity won't have to put up with fundies anymore.
EDIT: Oh wait, it's just sarcasm? Heh. Well, maybe some fundie will still take it seriously. We can only hope.
1/20/2013 2:18:05 PM
#1496571
Blarghonius
Yes. Stop having babies. Once you run out of innocent mind to ruin, your outdated belief system will die and the world will be a better place.
1/20/2013 4:52:18 PM
#1496585
did not God say go forth and multiply ?
I believe he meant human reproduction rather than writing a multiplication program in Forth.
1/20/2013 6:12:39 PM
#1496598
Lady Evil
Stop me if you heard this one!
The Pope has come across some rare scrolls and says he wants to be alone while he reads them. After a while, a scream is heard from the Pope's office. His guards rush in to find His Holiness slumped over his desk and blubbering. When asked what's wrong, the Pope sobs "Celebrate! It said we were to celebrate!"
1/20/2013 7:25:38 PM
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