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4/20/2007 9:59:08 PM
Fanatic fundamentalists deciding of their own free will to remove themselves from the gene pool? I think we should encourage this line of thought.
Unfortunately, UberLutheran took the quote out of context, then misquoted this \"Merciel\". First, the context was a thread on \"Should Homosexuals Remain Chaste?\"
Second, the full post from Merciel was \"Everybody should be celibate. If Jesus is all that we Christians really need, then surely none of us need spouses. It's like with a car. If I have one car and need only one car, it'd be rather gluttonous to have two. In any case, I think anybody who thinks that celibacy is so easy should take that vow themselves.\"
I.e., \"Merciel\" is saying that people who are opining that homosexuals should be celibate are a bit looney, not that all Christians should remain celibate.
Is there some way to suggest that this deliberate mangling the words of someone who is actually trying to be reasonable off the site?
4/21/2007 6:07:25 AM
I wish more fundies like this decided not to have kids.
4/23/2007 3:40:40 PM
Heh...don't let us heathens stop you.
10/22/2007 1:56:08 PM
Uhhh, I'm not sure how to respond to this...
"End of our Species Award"?
10/25/2007 2:17:32 PM
After reconsidering this quote, I hope for the sake of mankind that this is a troll... please be a troll...
10/25/2007 2:23:05 PM
Whatever happened to "be fruitful and multiply?"
3/27/2008 2:43:02 PM
Upon looking at this again, I'm pretty sure he's being sarcastic.
3/27/2008 2:58:15 PM
By all means, let all the fundies do this, please.
3/27/2008 3:23:26 PM
Can I modify that to "All fundies should be celibate" ?
As a species, they'd be extinct in just 40 or 50 years.
3/27/2008 3:33:17 PM
best and most intelligent idea I've heard from a fundie ever.
Extinct in one generation; no more poisoned and perverted minds
3/27/2008 3:36:29 PM
It would be awesome if all monotheists took this one to heart. To be exact, it'd be awesome in about 70 years.
3/27/2008 3:36:34 PM
I like this type of fundie.
He won't breed.
3/27/2008 5:54:39 PM
to cross pollinate a bit. homosexuality is bad and since they don't reproduce they will go extinct. kkkristian celibates are good and since they don't reproduse they will go extinct.
3/27/2008 7:08:02 PM
Works for me. It stops them breeding!
3/28/2008 12:40:32 AM
Please, do that.
12/29/2011 7:29:52 AM
"Everybody should be celibate. If Jesus is all that we Christians really need, then surely none of us need spouses."
For once, I completely agree with a fundie. You stay single, Merciel. For the sake of the rest of normal, sane humanity.
...meanwhile, we non-Christians shall continue to be celibate. Sell-a-bit here, sell-a-bit there. X3
Thank you, I'm here all week. Try the can-a-peas!
12/29/2011 8:51:48 AM
Hence (paraphrased) "Leave your wife, your children, your family and your king and follow the lord" verses.
Yet more contradictions inherent in your faith.
12/30/2011 9:52:28 AM
I agree. All Christians should be celibate.
5/28/2012 8:10:30 PM
The faster your breed dies out, the better the rest of us are off.
1/20/2013 9:27:48 AM
Tch...Oh, old Giga Guess, read the source material.
*Facepalm at self*
Yeah, read the source, people. This is quote mined. The full quote is thus:
Everybody should be celibate. If Jesus is all that we Christians really need, then surely none of us need spouses. It's like with a car. If I have one car and need only one car, it'd be rather gluttonous to have two. In any case, I think anybody who thinks that celibacy is so easy should take that vow themselves.
It is clear, CLEAR sarcasm against people who think that homosexuals should just give up sex. Because, you know, it's just that easy.
1/20/2013 10:16:02 AM
You know, that's actually a good idea. Then the rest of humanity won't have to put up with fundies anymore.
EDIT: Oh wait, it's just sarcasm? Heh. Well, maybe some fundie will still take it seriously. We can only hope.
1/20/2013 2:18:05 PM
Yes. Stop having babies. Once you run out of innocent mind to ruin, your outdated belief system will die and the world will be a better place.
1/20/2013 4:52:18 PM
did not God say go forth and multiply ?
I believe he meant human reproduction rather than writing a multiplication program in Forth.
1/20/2013 6:12:39 PM
Stop me if you heard this one!
The Pope has come across some rare scrolls and says he wants to be alone while he reads them. After a while, a scream is heard from the Pope's office. His guards rush in to find His Holiness slumped over his desk and blubbering. When asked what's wrong, the Pope sobs "Celebrate! It said we were to celebrate!"
1/20/2013 7:25:38 PM
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