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Quote# 24050

I see being gay as being just as wrong and unnatural as bestiality. In neither case is the correct hardware being used for the job.

In fact it makes more sense for a man to have sex with a female dog than with another man. At least he would get the gender correct.

mickey, CARM 36 Comments [4/24/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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#214830
Mike

So then why do other speciees have homosexuality, hmm?

4/23/2007 1:06:13 AM
#215948
LM

What is it with these people and bestiality?

4/24/2007 4:27:04 PM
#215961
Blue Lithium

Projecting much?

4/24/2007 4:39:20 PM
#215978
Berny

Again you fail to discern the basic issue of consentual activity. This is no different than when the comparison is made to pedophilia.
An animal cannot consent to sexual activity anymore than a child can.
The hardware analogy is pointless and fails to acknowledge that men and women can and do combine in far greater fashions than the simple missionary position.

4/24/2007 4:48:34 PM
#216005
anti-nonsense

Why are fundies so obsessed with beastility? It's disturbing?

4/24/2007 5:08:42 PM
#216016
Nekhbet

So you're against having sex with another person of the same sex, but it's OK to have sex with an animal of the opposite sex? You're a goddamn pervert. Humans have a multitude of orifices and appendages, they all work everywhere, get over it. By the way lesbians have sex too; splendidly might I add.

4/24/2007 5:14:18 PM
#216358
NonProphet

Nekhbet for the motherfucking win.
(Yes, I swore. I'm not always inoffensive and semi-eloquent.)
I hate it when anti-gay people try to use this fallacy to justify their bigotry.
Why can't they just tell the truth?: \"We don't like gays because we think boysex is icky!\"

Personally, I kinda like boysex. And girlsex. And various mixtures inclusive. But I'm odd like that.

4/24/2007 8:38:17 PM
#216372
Old Viking

... it makes more sense for a man to have sex with a female dog ...

Speak for yourself, mickey, speak for yourself.

4/24/2007 8:43:38 PM
#216458
Norb Bippus

\"In neither case is the correct hardware being used for the job.\"

um... what is the correct \"hardware\" for beastiality?

4/24/2007 9:49:41 PM
#216503
Matilde

So, you condone bestiality, yes, no?, and can they have a hand job in a female seed pine-tree?

4/24/2007 10:09:55 PM
#216593
Tarito

Hands and mouth are also not the \"correct hardware\" for the \"job\". I take it you consider touching yourself immoral, too? Since you're not using your penis for reproduction and all.

4/24/2007 11:04:49 PM
#216663
Fed Up

Bestiality 4 Jesus!

4/25/2007 12:01:46 AM
#216671
TheMissus

Bestiality apologist?

4/25/2007 12:06:45 AM
#216752
Firthy2002

What is with this fixation with beastiality?

4/25/2007 1:46:43 AM
#216850
Jacob

Self projection, much.

4/25/2007 3:30:38 AM
#216860
g$

sounds like someone wants to nail a bitch. yes, bitch.

4/25/2007 3:34:46 AM
#216963
Redhunter

Micky continued...\"In fact, I'm gonna go out, right now and nail me a stray dog, just to show you faggots how ridiculous you are. And even when I'm balls deep in this female mongrel behind the dumpsters, I'll still be LESS wrong then you two butt-pirates! In fact, I will stick my cock in the dog, finger-bang another one, and eat the pussy out of a pussycat, and you'll still be MORE unnatural then me. In fact I'll even go to the Humane Society...\"

4/25/2007 6:24:26 AM
#217028
Brain_In_A_Jar

You seem to imply that homosexuals are people who are actually attempting to reproduce but too dumb to understand that you need a mate of the opposite gender to do that, hence the \"wrong hardware\". It doesn't work that way.

4/25/2007 8:50:24 AM
#217045
Barbarian

incorrect hardware is still acceptable, as long as it is really hard. Now, on the other hand, if one tried to use software ...

4/25/2007 10:06:09 AM
#217418
Archangel_Lucifer

Redhunter for the win! Fuck that was funny.

4/25/2007 5:13:51 PM
#217766
MrBadAxe

\"Gonna tape their paws down and give em a good-old, legal Texas dogfucking!\"

David Cross, It's Not Funny

4/26/2007 2:28:10 AM
#236880
tracer

\"But the internet is more than just pictures of people having sex with dogs.\"

-- Dave Barry

5/25/2007 12:32:49 AM
#236969
Beccs

I would tell you to go and fuck yourself, but I'm not sure bestiality is legal where you are?

5/25/2007 2:19:49 AM
#237542
Safaraz

\"um... what is the correct \"hardware\" for beastiality?\"

Having the body of the animal that you want to have sex with I assume...

5/25/2007 10:38:02 PM
#237659
Darwin

So let me see if I understand this; getting the gender correct is preferable to getting the species correct?

Okay, just so we're clear...

5/26/2007 12:35:45 AM
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