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Because there is so much evidence for His existence (and also His Resurrection btw) that to question it is comparable to questioning the existence of JFK.

spl_cadet, Theology Web 19 Comments [3/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Except we have pictures, video and voice recordings of Kennedy, but nothing for God.

11/3/2008 4:56:35 PM

a mind far far away

Um...not hardly. There is absolutely NO evidence for the existence of your god. There's a ton of evidence for JFK, like the pictures, the videos, the voice recordings (to copy 793036), and even his body (or what's left of it). What evidence do we have for god? The bible? That's not evidence. I can write a book and claim it is from god, but that doesn't mean it is. To say you can say for sure that jehovah the benevolent sky fairy exists is like saying you know for sure that all the other gods exist, ghosts are real, aliens are real, the loch ness monster is real, big foot is real, etc...you get the point. god isn't real. Get over it.

11/3/2008 5:09:48 PM

Canadiest

No film on Christ. Pretty sure of that. Those are actors in those movies.

11/3/2008 6:58:00 PM

Godwin's Ghost

Uh, JFK was a US president. Pretty sure he was real...

11/3/2008 7:00:14 PM

Carbonated Margarine

Now we have to hear the theory that there was a second crucifixman on the sandy knoll...

11/3/2008 9:16:22 PM

Michael

"Canadiest #793115 2008-Nov-03 06:58 PM
No film on Christ. Pretty sure of that. Those are actors in those movies."
Yes - and they're all EUROPEAN actors too!
As for proof of the resurrection, I lived in Jerusalem for a couple of years and saw the (supposed) tomb several times.
Tourist: "How do we know this is christ's tomb?"
Guide: "Are you blind? Look, it's empty. This PROVES he was buried here and rose from the dead!"
And THIS is evidence?

11/4/2008 2:12:51 PM

Tomby Stone

Jesus Fucking Khrist ??

11/4/2008 5:28:06 PM

Canadiest

No way, @Micheal! Not that I doubt it...but Holy Fuck!

11/22/2010 3:11:45 PM

Quantum Mechanic

'So much' = ZERO.

11/22/2010 3:14:57 PM

GigaGuess

@Michael

This's impossible. Jesus's Tomb is in my backyard. There's a little wooden cross that says Jesus on it and everything. Dig as much as you like*, there's no body there. Proof!

*for $1000 an hour. Surely, the chance to dig where Jesus was resurrected from is worth that at least.

11/22/2010 4:01:43 PM

KR

Could we see the evidence once again? Oh wait, we haven't seen them for the first time yet...

2/9/2011 6:37:03 AM

Quantum Mechanic

"so much"

As in zero?

4/28/2011 5:22:24 PM

Justanotheratheist

Do we have a Zapruder film for the crucifixion? Do we have old footage of Jesus saying "I am a doughnut"? (Which is what "Ich bin ein Berliner apparently means - he should have left the "ein" out).

I didn't think so.

4/29/2011 2:55:15 AM

Quantum Mechanic

There is exactly zero evidence, liar.

5/3/2012 1:29:22 PM

Quantum Mechanic

"so much evidence"

Zero evidence.

9/9/2012 4:06:10 PM

Professor von SCIENCE!!!

JFK: Well known figure in American not-so-distant history.

Jesus: Fictional carpenter with magic powers.

Of course! Don't you know anything about science?!

1/9/2013 11:36:54 PM

Justanotheratheist

That's a bit like saying that to question the existence of unicorns is comparable to questioning the existence of horses.


1/10/2013 6:11:02 AM

Kuno

Not to mention that JFK has still living family and relatives.


1/10/2013 6:35:31 AM

rubber chicken

The new testament, or "The Pilate commission report", is a giant coverup. Judas was a patsy. There were at least two hammers. All of the witnesses mysteriously died within 80 years of the assassination, all but four of them before they could give evidence to the commission. And this is before we bring up such issues as 'the magic nail'.

1/10/2013 7:45:25 AM
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