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Jesus was an excellent teacher, yet you would have us believe that He was misunderstood for 1800 years until Christ-haters like Lyell, Darwin and Huxley uncovered the true history of the Earth and life upon it.

Socrates, Theology Web 9 Comments [3/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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I don't recall that Jesus ever talked about the origins of life.

1/13/2010 4:03:44 PM

Quantum Mechanic

Jesus never existed.

8/11/2011 1:51:47 PM

Dr. Shrinker

If Jesus was such an excellent teacher, how do you explain the Gnostics? The Marcionites? The Adoptionists? The Docetists? The Ebionites? The Modalists? The Arianists? The Montanists? The Circumcellions? etc. etc.

Let me guess, the devil.

8/11/2011 1:56:23 PM

Quantum Mechanic

Jesus still never existed.

2/16/2012 12:54:53 PM


Jesus was such a good teacher that no-one knew what the fuck he was on about when he smacked the fig tree about.

And that was what was written by his fanboys, the ones who created his legend. Just as well there were no liars amongst them, eh?

2/16/2012 6:11:52 PM


Stop tarnishing Socrates's name.

4/4/2012 4:58:44 AM


Who said Jesus has been teaching for 1800 years? Who said you understand what he was saying until 33ad or whatever year they nailed him up.

I bet there's proof that Lyell, Darwin and Huxley knew the Bible better than you ever will.

4/4/2012 1:57:57 PM

Quantum Mechanic

And Jesus still never existed.

5/18/2012 6:05:19 AM


Many of theancient religions lasted a lot fucking longer than your slave religion and guess what - they were wrong too!

5/18/2012 7:28:27 AM

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