How about a Muslim exception to the Second Amendment? That would have prevented the Virginia snipers from killing 10 people within three weeks in 2002. But most important: It would help us achieve "diversity" in our gun law prohibitions.
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uh... I rather feel that that would negate the whole "everyone equal under the law" thingy. I mean, unless you really feel that your own race is, I dunno, "supreme" or something....
Well, if you really want the USA's constitution re-written on True Christian (TM) lines, as you claim you do, that would involve, among other things, a ban on women speaking in public. You little troll, you.
Following your stupidity, why not doing that exception with fundiness?, should I remember that Timothy MacVeigh was not muslim?, or Cho, for example?, or that the Columbine kids came from a non-precisely-muslim background?
Ann Coulter is offensive and hilarious, all at the same time.
Sometimes, I really just think she's kidding. That she crafted this personality to shock people.
God, how I hope that's true.
I'm willing to go for that but, in exchange, I want the right for registered freethinkers who certify that they deny the existence of the Judeo-Christian-Islamic god have the right to terminate the breathing of anyone who preaches hate or who promote legislation of their religion's moral codes into law.
Ah ha ha ha! "Diversity," I get it! Right wing wackos like "diversity" when it applies to taking people's rights away!
Seriously, all you gotta do is say "Muslim" and watch the fundies rush to create exceptions to their favorite amendment. Doesn't take much effort at all for them to try to undermine the other 26.
I'd say "McVeigh. Cho. You lose.", except this is Coultergeist... you know, even she should have some friends, one of them show mercy for her and persuade her to enter a asylum...
You have to feel sorry for her, I suppose. Daddy obviously didn't pay enough attention to her when she was a brat. It must be horrible to be so emotionally crippled and incapable of simple human responses like empathy and love, but it's still no excuse for the evil she spews. Coulter, tie a heavy weight round your leg and jump into a river. You know it's the right thing to do.
I think Ann Coulter is a character played by Ann Coulter. She's a parody of conservatism.
And I'm sorry, but I just do not understand why there are men that find her attractive. I mean, I'm gay, so I'm not going to be attracted to her. But I can look at a woman and say "now, there's an attractive lady." But Ann Coulter is just... ugly (both physically and personality.)
mamacags:
How very mature of you to call a board full of people "retards" and "stupid." Most of us are likely more educated than you.
Anyway, considering the crap Coulter normally spews, this seems like something she would say in all sincerity. So you can either be a bit more civil, or find another site to troll.
mamacags crept out from under the bridge and asked:
Hey retards, she was being ironic. You all are a bucket full of stupid in a pint jar.
So, if Michael Moore had said there should be a Christian exception to the Second Amendment, would you consider it just "being ironic"? Or would you and Rush and Sean and Bill and Ann pronounce it to be an outrage?
"So, if Michael Moore had said there should be a Christian exception to the Second Amendment, would you consider it just "being ironic"? Or would you and Rush and Sean and Bill and Ann pronounce it to be an outrage?"
Michael Moore spouts that stuff every day.
And if the best you all can do is call Ann Coulter "Mann" you are more pathetic than I thought.
Going to college for 16 years for a liberal arts degree doesn't make you more educated, it just makes you a loser.
mamacags once again emerged from underneath his bridge and did speak:
"So, if Michael Moore had said there should be a Christian exception to the Second Amendment, would you consider it just "being ironic"? Or would you and Rush and Sean and Bill and Ann pronounce it to be an outrage?"
Michael Moore spouts that stuff every day.
give me a citation to Michael Moore specifically endorsing discrimination against Christians.
Well, at least one of those victims was probably a liberal, so that means what they did was ok, right?
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@mamacags
"So, if Michael Moore had said there should be a Christian exception to the Second Amendment, would you consider it just "being ironic"? Or would you and Rush and Sean and Bill and Ann pronounce it to be an outrage?"
Michael Moore spouts that stuff every day.
I don't recall him specifically attacking Christians. Care to provide us with a source?
@and then the trollAnd if the best you all can do is call Ann Coulter "Mann" you are more pathetic than I thought.
As opposed to calling people "retard," "stupid" and "loser"?
You're the one starting off with ad hominems left and right, kiddo.
@and as a final shot, mamacagsGoing to college for 16 years for a liberal arts degree doesn't make you more educated, it just makes you a loser.
What does that have to do with anything? Where did that come from, even?
Hey retards, she was being ironic. You all are a bucket full of stupid in a pint jar.
Well, it comes down to one thing. Ann Coulter is either serious, and thusly the biggest bitch in the universe... Or she's the greatest troll the world has ever known, unlike you.
The difference is, Michael Moore doesn't encourage the slaughter and extermination of everyone who disagrees with him. This perpetuates the fact that while liberals can be merely annoying, conservatives are very much dangerous.
I don't think Ann Coulter is that ugly, at least in looks terms :-) She's too skinny and too old-looking to wear some of the clothes she wears, but, you know, she could eat better and exercise and that wouldn't be an issue.
None of which has any bearing on the fact that she's a hate-spreading bitch and a blight on conservatives everywhere. (Being a liberal, I just shake my head that anyone takes her seriously.)
Mamacags is practicing Ann Coulterisms, "if you can't attack the message, attack the messenger"(which oddly enough is a tactic which she practices far more often that she accuses liberals of). If she were liberal she would be ignored for the lightweight intellect that she is, but since so few women are willing to sell out their gender to the most "anti-female administration in history" and the GOP, they play her up like some political pundit of note. She is nothing more than an intellectual prostitute who sold herself to a hypocritcal political party trying to hide the obvious disdain that they hold for women. She's a hired word whore of the GOP and their lackeys.
Gosh all fishhooks Mamacags, we got our degree an 8 years ( 4 for each of us) if it took anyone you know, you perhaps, 16 years to get a degree, you are indeed a loser. Was your degree from a college or a highschool?
Bearing in mind that Cho, the Virginia Tech massacre author, was a Christian, so were the Columbine ones and many others were definitively non-muslims, it would be ineffective. By the way, only one of them was muslim.
And this is one of the many reasons I own lots of guns.
People like this seem to be joking but the Nazis did the same thing to Jews and other minorities. www.jpfo.org www.a-human-right.com
Fuck Mann Coulter.
You'll pry my gun from my cold, rigor-mortis affected, dead hands.
Done. And a Christian one. And atheist. And Pagan. And agnostic. And Jewish. Whoops I think we got everyone. And since you got rid of the second amendment, you hate the Constitution. And by hating the Constitution, you hate America. You terrorist
You said "diversity" but I think you meant discrimination.
To quote Fat Mike, "You're wrong for not hating Ann Coulter cause she's a cunted cunt."
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