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I told her the Bible says these things must come to pass and not to fear and she said 'the bible isn't the only word of God' and 'all religions tell you not to fear' and 'there are lots of paths that lead to God' . I told her of all gods people worship, Jesus is the only one who claims he is coming back, she paused for a minute, said she 'believes' in God and that was that. I looked at her with pity, thinking of the flames....

CINDY S., Rapture Ready 5 Comments [3/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Tom S. Fox

Somehow I doubt that you really pitied her.

4/4/2008 11:19:28 PM

Canadiest

The other Gods don't claim they're coming back because...They never left!

4/6/2008 2:29:15 PM

3chordwonder

you really wanted a Burger King didn't you ?

4/6/2008 6:37:44 PM

Allegory for Jesus

"I looked at her with pity, thinking of the flames...."

*fap*fap*fap*fap*

10/2/2010 7:39:38 PM

God

As it happens, I've sent warnings of the End Times through numerous other religions as well (you can see 'em at A Brief History Of The Apocalypse). I keep having to postpone it, though. In fact, the orders have been stuck for 4,800 years. That's bureaucracy for you.

8/1/2013 8:49:58 PM
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