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My aunt used to get demon possesed & some other lady when i was a kid had one also. my aunt used to fall on the floor & start saying bad things about her dad who happens to be a pastor. thank God that she hasnt gotten possesed for 20 years now all because the demon was rebuked in the name of JESUS.

RNG, Rapture Ready 6 Comments [3/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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#403147

Mike

you're getting "demon rebuked" and "JESUS" confused with "sober" and "rehab"

2/10/2008 3:04:57 AM

#403204

LadyDracula

Are you shure she's just not a crazy drunk/druggie?

2/10/2008 4:34:28 AM

#1406350

FuriousFran

Funny, most people refer to that as "getting shit-faced drunk."

5/23/2012 9:52:19 PM

#1406351

Sounds more like drunkenness or Tourette's, than demons, as demons don't exist...

5/23/2012 10:13:38 PM

#1406352

Quantum Mechanic

Sterno is a helluva drug.

5/23/2012 10:33:19 PM

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Crimson Lizard

Her father's a pastor? Ten to one he molested her... and probably still does.

1/10/2013 9:16:15 AM