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The fact that this whole planet is innundated with churches, priests, pasteurs, bibles, websites, tv shows, movies, books, magazines, newspapers, cathedrals, paintings, sculptures, chapels, etc., etc., etc., gives us plenty of evidence for the possibility of God.

Billdemart, Christian Forums 22 Comments [3/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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#478621
LordJiro

The fact that I had spaghetti for dinner last night is plenty of evidence for the possibility of the FSM.

4/27/2008 2:20:52 AM

#478626
agentCDE

The Harry Potter books are bestsellers therefore magic!

4/27/2008 2:31:33 AM

#478627
DarkfireTaimatsu

"pasteurs"

Louis' relatives, you mean?

4/27/2008 2:32:50 AM

#478628
Freakingout

but it says nothing at all about the probability of god

4/27/2008 2:34:16 AM

#478858
FemmeFatale

There is also all of that evidence that you dislike so much.

4/27/2008 7:34:59 AM

#478929
Quantum Mechanic

Pasteurs, indeed.

4/27/2008 10:39:10 AM

#478957
Blakey

Hi,

the fact that this whole planet is innundated with churches, priests, pasteurs, bibles, websites, tv shows, movies, books, magazines, newspapers, cathedrals, paintings, sculptures, chapels, etc., etc., etc., <b>for any imaginable denomination</b> gives us plenty of evidence for the possibility of innumerable Gods

CU

4/27/2008 11:13:11 AM

#479131
rubber chicken

The fact that this whole planet is inundated with Brothels, prostitutes, fuck-books, the entire internet, video's, porn movies, porn books, porn magazines, newspapers, populations, paintings, sculptures and your parents give us plenty of evidence that god likes fucking!

4/27/2008 3:59:45 PM

#483916
Canadiest

You don't see the commercialism of that? Religion is a business (con-game) the money churches have is ridiculous

5/1/2008 10:44:31 PM

#484247
apYrs

The fact that this whole planet is innundated with churches, priests, pasteurs, bibles, websites, tv shows, movies, books, magazines, newspapers, cathedrals, paintings, sculptures, chapels, etc., etc., etc., gives us plenty of evidence for the possibility of a long-term well-thought out confidence trick to scam and control people.

FIXED

5/2/2008 7:12:56 AM

#484287
Darkloid_Blues

By that logic...every popular fandom is real.

My god. What a frightening thought.

5/2/2008 9:27:31 AM

#484315
apYrs

I just noticed "pasteurs"

pity we can't get an anti-fundie vaccine

5/2/2008 10:23:28 AM

#484593
Max

You're tellin' me! There are so many Pasteurs, I can't tell which one sterilized milk in the first place!

5/2/2008 4:42:25 PM

#956886
Tiny Jeebus

The fact that Batman, Daffy Duck, and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles have each spawned their own merchandising empires with millions of dollars worth of toys, media,foods, apparel, and decorations made in their likeness gives us plenty of evidence of their reality.

5/17/2009 11:47:37 AM

#956895
Swedish Pagan

It is also inundated with rabbis, mosqs, synagogues, buddhist temples, buddhist monks, muslim prayer callers, quran books, bhagdavad-gitas, kama sutras, sculptures of buddha, ganesha, shiva, kali, which all give plenty of evidence for the possibility of several gods, or at least several interpretations of one god...

5/17/2009 12:52:49 PM

#1075273
LDM

We're also inundated with vampire lore, I guess that means vampires exist too.

12/18/2009 9:32:53 PM

#1523793
Ray10k

Or it just means that the meme of Christianity was a particularly successful one.

4/5/2013 4:35:40 AM

#1523794
Anon-e-moose

I live in Hull, one of the Top 5 least religious cities in the UK:



Just the above - along with many others like it - gives me plenty of evidence that your 'God's nonexistence is not only possible, it's such a sure bet, not even William Hill or Paddy Power would take wagers on it.

--EDIT--

@Swede

And above ex-church is due for demolition by the estate agents who own the land. Presumably someone has bought or leased that area for (as per the sign outside such by Scotts) residential development, since the above pic was taken (not by me, but which I found via Google).

'There is more need for lighthouses in our country than churches.'

-Thomas Jefferson

Two words fundies: Practical purpose. As per James T. Kirk in "Star Trek V: The Final Frontier" 'What does God need with a starship?', What does he equally need with a 'House of God'?! (a Catholic church on the other side of the city centre has above it's doors 'Domus Dei').

I should take a photo of the self same above church - with said demolition notice - if the contractors haven't already started (or even finished) said demolition, and thus destruction, since the last time I was down Hessle Road (usually to the bike shop not far from the above; next door to such is what used to be a Kingdumb Hall for Jehovah's Witlesses. With emphasis on used to be. Another estate agent's sign now resides outside such.

Like I say: Hull. One of the Top 5 least religious cities in the UK. 'Avada Kedavara', Bildemort! >:D

4/5/2013 4:44:00 AM

#1523800
Swede

@ Anon-e-moose.
We have one of those here too! A yellow building where you can still a-l-m-o-s-t read "Salvation Army" (in Swedish) on the front.

4/5/2013 5:43:21 AM

#1523818
Jason Brody

"The fact that this whole planet is innundated with churches, priests, pasteurs, bibles, websites, tv shows, movies, books, magazines, newspapers, cathedrals, paintings, sculptures, chapels, etc., etc., etc., gives us plenty of evidence for the possibility of God."

You DO realize that in a few more years, you wont have that argument, once the muslims have out-populated you, as many population studies suggest they would, right? Are you then going to convert Billdemart? They are probably going to call you "Haaji Mohammad Billdemart Malik Bin Mullah" or some shit like that then.

4/5/2013 8:57:18 AM

#1523917
Blarghonius

Things exist, therefore God.

Things exist, therefore Thor.

4/5/2013 4:22:55 PM

#1524579
Elia

Dammit, Blakey beat me to the punch!

4/7/2013 3:27:04 PM
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