[Responds to a poster offering $50,000 to posters that can prove that the Christian God exists.]
"YOU are are evidence that God exists. Deny it and there is no evidence to speak of. You can keep your money."
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We can't disprove something that your disease ridden mind won't let us disprove. We can and have kicked the shit out of your weak-as-tap-water 4 step bullshit enough times to collectively become multi-millionaires, but you simply won't accept anything we say because of your deluded principals. Why bother debating Christian idiots? Just let them be fodder for comedians and money-grubbing politicians.
Explain how a human being is evidence of God. And I mean, not just some God, but THE Christian God. You know, the one who changes his mind every 5 minutes.
I met the Christian God at a party my uncle Horus threw 2700 years ago; it was so embarrassing, the server dropped a salad in His lap. Yhwh smote him and it took almost a week to get him back to normal.
Please send the check to Nekhbet C/O The Theban Ennead, Thebes, Egypt 00001
"YOU are are evidence that God exists. Deny it and there is no evidence to speak of."
So my father (a gas appliance installer & meter reader) and my mother (an RAF cook in WWII, school cleaner, and barmaid) are God?
News to me. Still, it explains how my mother could work culinary miracles with only the most basic ingredients.
My memories of my father (who never so much as raised his voice to me, never mind his hand), the photographs of the good times in my childhood, the funeral I went to, and the fact my mother is still alive are evidence enough, thus I don't need to deny their existence. I (and my four sisters) am evidence of they, my creators.
Now prove the existence of your 'God', TigerBunny. To my satisfaction.
I seldom say this, but that was rather clever for a fundie (if original). To an atheist that may be just a stupid cop out, but from a fundie point-of-view; that was check and mate, period.
I may be some kind of evidence for the possibility that God exists, but I knew that already. So are the trees in my garden and the water in my swimming pool.
Proof, however, is quite another matter. You cannot prove that God exists in the absence of a personal appearance by God, which strangely enough never happens. Still, if he suddenly does pop up I'll be be running to collect the $50k. Only afterwards will I apologise to the old bastard for doubting him.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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