The practice of 'Christians' marking themselves with satanic user names and avatars conditions people to think this is acceptable in the sight of God. It is not acceptable for God's people to mark themselves with satanic symbols (Satan's markings), listen to rock and roll (Satan's music) speak in sarcastic and condescending tones (Satan's talk), and read occultic and murder novels (Satan's books). All of these unholy behaviors are practiced or promoted on the Left Behind Message Board.
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What about the consumptrion of food from Satan's larder? The use of Satan's gasoline or diesel in your unholy wheels? Riding the tube on Satan's surfboard?
Do you not flush the toilet when you use it - that flush handle is surely the work of Satan.
@Helen Backe:
No,no,not Bebop. I like Bebop and I don't want to be perceived as Satanic by these wholesome people.
Phil Collins...now there's some "music" worthy of providing eternal torment in the lake of fire.
For Derrick and the Rapture Ready crowd:
Now Playing: Frank Zappa - Jesus Thinks You're A Jerk
Dead me: Oh my God, where am I ??? The ... the last thing I remember was being unable to breath because of a big fat girl sitting on my face and now I'm here. Wait a minute, the molten lake, the tortured screams, the horned creatures with pitchforks. Am I in ...h..Hell ???
Satan: Nooooo you're in Heaven genius. You're really bright aren't you ?? I'm just amazed by how smart you are, I bet you were a professor of brainiology or something weren't you ??? Oh well brainiac come on we've got lots planned for you. You're just gonna looove it here, you're gonna have a grrrreat time.
Ohhh, that's so horrible that people actually listen to music for the fun of it, that they think for themselves, and read books that don't praise god 24/7. Good heavens, everyone is on their way to hell for living in an enjoyable fashion in this world. This is unacceptable! And there is absolutely no sarcasm in this post, unlike those evil satanic demon-worshipers who obviously roll around in their own feces and urine because that's what they do for no apparent reason. So don't even TRY to find any sarcasm. There is none! Srsly.
Wow. Satan has a monopoly on everything. The Beatles, humor, fantasy, and mystery. It's almost like he's more powerful than God! Or, bigger than Jesus as it were...
Also: FUNDIE FIGHT!
rock and roll (Satan's music)
It's amazing how quickly these people made the jump from calling jump blues and early rock-and-roll (the difference? branding) "evil black music corrupting our good white children" to calling rock and roll "Satan's music corrupting our good Christian children."
As a Christian, I must say-dang! If what you said had ANY merit, any at all, then I'd say I'd rather go to Hell than Heaven. Good thing I know that what you say has no merit (unless you count pulling it out of your anal orifice)! With that thought- we built this city, we built this city on rock and roll! Also, "occult" merely means hidden; if you know about the novels and their subject matter, they're not very occult now, are they? Get a dictionary...unless you consider THAT Satanic too?
Shut up and don't claim to speak for God! Once you do that, you lose any merit you may have had!
@ Tomby Boy: Well, to avoid that situation-it's simple, don't insult fat girls, they have just as much feeling as thin girls (I am skinny by the way)!
“The practice of 'Christians' marking themselves with satanic user names and avatars conditions people to think this is acceptable in the sight of God.”
Nope. Never once have i read a login name and thought, “I wonder what their god thinks of that?”
"It is not acceptable for God's people to mark themselves with satanic symbols”
I’m pretty sure if you look long enough, you’ll find someone who thinks the Cross is satanic, or zippers, or glasses, or parting your hair in the middle.
ALL this tells me is that you have a desire to control others, and no sense of humor.
I had a roommate that would reach past my tarot deck, my copy of the Necronomicon, and my D&D books, to tap my issue of Playboy and say, “THAT is going to send you to Hell!”
Mind uyour own beeswax.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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