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#222571
Darth Wang
.... what?
5/1/2007 8:23:29 PM
#222595
Matilde
Don´t put in Jesus´s mouth words he never said. The guy lying on the ground is a everyday man, nothing more, nothing less. He wanted, precisely, to disband all the stereotypes about the \"wonderful republicans\" of the time, which is what you, understandably, misunderstood. And Jesus died without children, and without children remains. I think that, rather don´t showing the Bible on our throats READ IT and COMPRENHEND IT.
5/1/2007 8:52:07 PM
#222602
Wark
yeah, boy does he have his bible wrong.
5/1/2007 8:56:02 PM
#222613
NotMe
I can't parse that.
5/1/2007 9:02:13 PM
#222614
Old Viking
Larsguy 47 writes books of religious inspiration in his spare time.
5/1/2007 9:03:12 PM
#222618
Doctor Whom
He seems to have confused the parable of the good Samaritan with the parable of the sheep and the goats.
5/1/2007 9:06:29 PM
#222628
TB
\" Satan was a murderous bitch (called \"the woman\" at Gen 3:15)\"
Misogyny of Jayzus!
5/1/2007 9:12:36 PM
#222674
flipper
\"He's making a list, he's checking it twice, Gonna find out who's naughty and nice, yahweh God is coming to town.\"
5/1/2007 9:52:44 PM
#222711
Zeniel
God tricked Satan?! Gee isn't he a nice person bringing himself down to satan level. How un-childish!
5/1/2007 10:38:13 PM
#222790
Firthy2002
I think you misread your Babble there.
5/1/2007 11:49:18 PM
#222857
Sandman
Wow, you really don't know your Bible, do you? First off, the story of the Good Samaritain was a parable, an imaginary story Jesus told to make a point: that all men are \"neighbors\" to all other men. The injured man on the road was not a prince or a king or a president or a pimp. He was an imaginary character in an imaginary story told to teach a concept.
(By the way, the Parable of the Good Samaritain has nothing to do with racism or tolerance or being nice to people. Read it in context. Jesus is answering a question with this story, the question being \"What must I do to inherit eternal life (that is, go to Heaven)?\" Jesus responded by saying that you must \"Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your strength and with all your mind; and love your neighbor as yourself.\" Of course the questioner asked, \"Who is my neighbor?\" to which Jesus told him the story of the Good Samaritain. At the end of the story, Jesus asks the question \"Which of the men was a neighbor to the man who fell to the robbers?\" The question responds \"The one who had mercy on him,\" thus totally missing the point.
Jesus did not ask who acted like a neighbor, he asked who was the neighbor, the correct answer, of course, being all of them.
The story of the Good Samaritan is about who our \"neighbors\" are and who we should be taking care of. Everyone.
Just a small Professor Sandman break!)
I suggest, Larsguy47, that you actually spend some time studying the Bible before you make a fool of yourself attempting to pass as a scholar.
And by the way, the \"woman\" referred to in Genesis 3:15 is a clear reference to Eve as a symbol for the human race.
Dolt.
5/2/2007 1:13:42 AM
#222862
anti-nonsense
\"He's making a list, he's checking it twice, Gonna find out who's naughty and nice, yahweh God is coming to town.\"
Darn. beat me to it.
5/2/2007 1:19:35 AM
#223006
Papabear
\"So to get past that facade he does like we do, the unannounced 'spot check.'\"
God, the omniscient, the God who knows the heart of every man, needs to do \"spot checks?\"
5/2/2007 3:46:31 AM
#223009
Papabear
P.S. Larsguy, you're insane.
5/2/2007 3:49:06 AM
#223022
Morpheus
Lars seems to have combined the parable of the Good Samaritan with a hokey inspirational story I read once.
Short version: Jesus is coming over for dinner, but the woman gives all the food to a homeless person. Then she comes home and sees a note from Jesus saying the food was delicious.
Bah! Sandman has beaten me to my second point. :<
5/2/2007 4:21:59 AM
#223055
Puck
Babbling brook award?
5/2/2007 5:04:02 AM
#223146
Redhunter
This guy is clearly unstable.
5/2/2007 8:17:43 AM
#223195
Laurel
So the Xian god is switching to reincarnation now? Because that's all I can get out of that last cryptic sentence.
5/2/2007 9:45:52 AM
#223231
Coffee
Damn, Lars, that was some good meth.
5/2/2007 11:19:11 AM
#223781
Irene
I have only one thing to add to Matilde and Sandman's rebuttal, which is that the Samaritans were not exactly the most popular group at the time. I suspect Jesus deliberately made the hero of his story someone who was considered automatically a bit disreputable, just because of his background. If the story were told today, the Samaritan might be a black guy from the Chicago Projects, or a redneck, or a butch lesbian with zillions of piercings. Y'know, someone who makes the establishment nervous.
Irene
5/2/2007 9:51:49 PM
#224600
D Laurier
Larsguy47 demonstrates the fundie refusal to actualy read the bible they worship
5/3/2007 2:50:27 PM
#227241
Rhys
\"God knows who is wicked and who is not.\"
Isn't that Santa Clause?
\"It's becoming eligible to come back that makes all the difference.\"
I didn't think these guys believed in reincarnation
5/8/2007 4:31:28 AM
#227254
Sideshow Bob
Er uh... The serpent was Satan. The woman was humanity. You lose. Good day sir.
5/8/2007 5:15:59 AM
#227260
D
\"God knows who is wicked and who is not. He knows whose faking it.\"
God is santa claus now?
5/8/2007 5:42:19 AM
#227589
Nekhbet
Is there a Pretzel Logic award? Have I got a candidate for you.
5/9/2007 2:24:44 PM
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