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You don't understand. You were already a victim of violence. Satan killed you in your mother's womb. You were aborted before you had a chance for life.

In order to save you, there has to be some pain and suffering and eventual death. That is, to SAVE Adam's children, they have to be born even though they will die and will have to come back after all of them are born over time, short of 6000 years. But rather than have not not go through this temporary pain and death, including the pain of your loved ones dying, you never would have been born. God decided you MUST BE BORN so you had a fighting chance for life Satan stole from you. You're blaming God for that incidental pain in your life that is the basis for you to be able to live.

Now some people "complain" and whimper because God isn't in the kitchen washing their dishes for them while they sit around and watch TV and order more microwave popcorn. Others, are extremely grateful for this wonderful second chance.

I, being the Christ, for my part, have requested that the lake of fire be heated up 100 times hotter so these poor, miserable people can be put out of their misery even sooner when I throw them to their "second death."

12 Kiss the son, that He may not become incensed
And YOU may not perish [from] the way,
For his anger flares up easily.
Happy are all those taking refuge in him.

Not that I'd tell anybody to "Kiss my ASSets, or die!" but, I'm versatile and if that's what the crowd wants, I can work it into the plan. No problem.

Larsguy47, IIDB 34 Comments [5/1/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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NotMe

You don't understand. You were already a victim of violence. Satan killed you in your mother's womb


Right...

In order to save you, there has to be some pain and suffering and eventual death. That is, to SAVE Adam's children, they have to be born even though they will die and will have to come back after all of them are born over time, short of 6000 years. But rather than have not not go through this temporary pain and death, including the pain of your loved ones dying, you never would have been born. God decided you MUST BE BORN so you had a fighting chance for life Satan stole from you. You're blaming God for that incidental pain in your life that is the basis for you to be able to live.


Originally posted by Genesis 3:22


And the LORD God said, Behold, the man is become as one of us, to know good and evil: and now, lest he put forth his hand, and take also of the tree of life, and eat, and live for ever:


In other words, God never intended for Adam to live forever. Adam didn't introdice death to the world, God already had figured out that Adam would eventually die. Why worry about him living forever if that was the plan all along?

5/1/2007 8:54:42 PM

Matilde

Wait, wait. WTF?, are you CHRIST?, are you now pro-choice?

5/1/2007 8:54:50 PM

Captain Janeway

Somebody needs to lay off the moonshine. Seriously, wtf????

5/1/2007 9:13:43 PM

TB

\"Delusion of being Jesus\" Award nominated, and I demand it!

5/1/2007 9:14:53 PM

I am not Dr. Cox

\"Delusion of being Jesus' 2nd

5/1/2007 9:35:44 PM

Current

I don't know about you, but I liked Jesus better the last time. Was he affected by old age or something?

5/1/2007 10:41:23 PM

anti-nonsense

Delusions of being Jesus 3rded.

5/1/2007 10:45:34 PM

Old Viking

Thanks, Christ. It's all clear now.

5/1/2007 11:49:27 PM

flipper

\"Stay away from the brown sunshine man, it's some really bad shit.\"

5/2/2007 12:46:32 AM

Beccs

What?

5/2/2007 12:49:48 AM

kristi

I'm not sure this is a fundie, he just sounds certifiably insane.

5/2/2007 2:41:17 AM

LadyBaird

Ewwwww, fundie ass...\"ets\".... I'll pass on the kissing of said fundie-bits.

5/2/2007 4:20:20 AM

Redhunter

It's good that they let the mental patients get some exercise and use the computer, but they SHOULD be monitored.

5/2/2007 8:13:32 AM

Napoleon the Clown

Troll or mentally ill...

5/2/2007 8:47:47 AM

Laurel

Is this post in English? It makes no sense to me.

5/2/2007 9:09:26 AM

Ambrielle

Larsguy is on a roll at the moment isn't he?

5/2/2007 9:18:04 AM

Coffee

Lars, I know you like meth, but cut back, ok? This is getting seriously weird, even for a fundie.

5/2/2007 11:40:57 AM

Osiris

Rambling Nonsense for Jesus!

5/3/2007 12:51:44 AM

D Laurier

ok Larsguy47, put down the crackpipe.

5/3/2007 2:54:02 PM

Metatwaddle

\"Delusion of being Jesus\" Award nominated, and I demand it!


I demand that I may or may not be Jesus! (Cookie for the reference.)

5/7/2007 7:16:46 PM

Puck

No ammo for you, fucktard. Get lost.

5/7/2007 7:23:08 PM

BurntBush

Ah, jissss, oh, buuu, WTF?

5/7/2007 7:28:37 PM

Ben.

Not that I'd tell anybody to \"Kiss my ASSets, or die!\" but, I'm versatile and if that's what the crowd wants, I can work it into the plan. No problem.

so Jesus has come back...as a male stripper?

5/7/2007 9:24:39 PM

Wet Walnuts

There have been quite a lot of trolls on IIDB of late...

5/7/2007 10:18:10 PM

NonProphet

So, Larsguy, you should really go talk to Bro. Randy. I'm fairly certain he was working up to \"I am the Messiah\" in his cult program, and now you're trying to steal his thunder.

\"Delusions of Being Jesus\" +1thed.

5/9/2007 6:47:33 PM
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