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Anyone can say that things you cannot see are not real. But that is why you have faith. Believe that GOD is not real that's fine no one cares you live in a free country. But, Please believe in something, Because there is some higher being, Even if we did evolove from monkeys? Something had to create the monkeys?,

south301976, Youtube 26 Comments [5/2/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Napoleon the Clown

Believing in something with no evidence is called delusion. Sorry.

5/2/2007 8:46:29 PM

szenah

Even if we did evolove from monkeys? Something had to create the monkeys?


If this guy heard about common descent his head would explode.

5/2/2007 8:57:13 PM

Man Called True

szenah: No, he'd just find and erect some strawmen in \"counterargument\".

5/2/2007 9:06:02 PM

vichycycl


Natural selection, the fit-together nature of elements and evolution created it all from the matter in the universe. Only the indoctrinated are incapable of comprehending an eternal universe without a creator.
It's just not our problem.

5/2/2007 9:09:06 PM

Puck

Ken Kesey was a higher being. I don't know if he played with monkeys, though.


5/2/2007 9:37:01 PM

Norb Bippus

We didn't evolve from monkeys, we are apes and, as such, we evolved from them.

5/2/2007 9:43:03 PM

Osiris

Oh your god! A Christian who actually repescts athiests to some degree! That's almost as amazing as my Futurama reference.

5/3/2007 12:52:53 AM

Old Viking

Don't put question marks at the end of your statements. Speak out with conviction. Ignore the giggling.

5/3/2007 12:53:45 AM

Madame Scarlet

Oh! And something had to create THAT something that created the monkeys! And then that something had to have a creator, too!

Seriously. If you're gonna say something had to be made by something, without any evidence that it actually was, follow it to its logical conclusion.

5/3/2007 5:24:26 AM

Matilde

If it´s a free country they will believe if they want to, don´t coerce anybody.

5/3/2007 5:56:34 AM

Redhunter

No.

Why do you feel that everybody has to believe in some kind of bullshit fairy tale that has no evidence of any kind?

Does it make you feel better about your own beliefs? Do you think that your own religion is bullshit somedays so that scary feeling has to be projected onto others, especially ones that you see have no god and are still happy?

How strange then that religion is usually the cause for mental breakdowns and explosions of violence. You see a person happy without religion and you just have to bring them down to your sour level, is that it?

No thanks. If you and your god have some wonderful and perfect connection then bask in it. It's all yours.



Why don't you pray for decent punctuation and an end to RanDom CApitalizatION?

5/3/2007 8:47:51 AM

Sideshow Bob

1'd. Standard intelligent design argument, just oversimplified and with some minor, equally simplified allowance for theistic evolution.

5/4/2007 7:45:33 PM

anti-nonsense

I believe it lots of things, I just don't believe in things that have no evidence supporting them.

5/4/2007 10:45:22 PM

CrazyRoper

I did...I created the monkeys...believe it damnit!!!

5/6/2007 10:16:47 AM

BurntBush

I think it's my cat. I woke up today and there she was, looking at me. She looked very god like.

5/6/2007 10:31:43 AM

Pandus

\"Oh! And something had to create THAT something that created the monkeys! And then that something had to have a creator, too!\"

That is were my theory of probability comes in. You see I believe that \"god\" is really just a large floating box that processes all kinds of probabilities all day and night. It was created by itself when in the vast nothingness that once there was, there was a one in two chance of it popping into existence. Then it created the universe in a one in 9 chance. Other then universe or no universe the outcomes were a little crazy, we really got lucky that time. I've been considering writing a bible that teaches the way of the most probable floaty box god.

5/6/2007 10:51:33 AM

Puck

\"Anyone can say that things you cannot see are not real. But that is why you have microscopes and telescopes.\"

Fixed.

5/6/2007 12:26:01 PM

Truth

And before the microscope and telescopes? Does that mean things didn't exist? Before Columbus, the Bible said the world was round, and guess what, it is. The Bible also said that water covered the entire world, and guess what science agrees to it. The history channel showed a documentary that said there was a great flood, with proof because they found sea creatures on top of Mt Ararat, which again the Bible previous spoke of. Oh, I recently read in my Newspaper that Science has confirmed that all mankind came from one person. Again, confirmed by the Bible. The Bible is accurate. Read the Bible and Bill and Ted's Guide to God...they go into the scientifical fact of the Bible and its accuracy.
And as always, God bless you, and thanks for posting our threads!

5/6/2007 3:56:24 PM

Pandus

Is that the same Bill and Ted that had an awesome adventure?

5/6/2007 5:23:02 PM

ArchmageDB

This one...actually isn't too bad. I mean, no \"YOU GO TO HELL\", no \"proofs\" for God, and a fairly reasonable post overall. A little evangelical, but not fundie. Fundies don't say \"please\".

5/6/2007 10:21:15 PM

ArchmageDB

This one...actually isn't too bad. I mean, no \"YOU GO TO HELL\", no \"proofs\" for God, and a fairly reasonable post overall. A little evangelical, but not fundie. Fundies don't say \"please\".

5/6/2007 10:23:07 PM

Truth

Pandus,

Actually they did have an awesome adventure studying the Bible. :)

5/7/2007 11:54:06 PM

Angel Kaida

Oh, gross >=( Truth, you're bad enough with your stupid Bible verses and open hatred of humanity. Please don't start trying to be clever.

5/9/2007 1:19:21 PM

Salvador

And before the microscope and telescopes? Does that mean things didn't exist?

No, we just verified their existence.

Before Columbus, the Bible said the world was round, and guess what, it is.

Too bad we checked to see, eh?

The Bible also said that water covered the entire world, and guess what science agrees to it.

This doesn't mean that the rest of the Bible isn't drivel.

The history channel showed a documentary that said there was a great flood, with proof because they found sea creatures on top of Mt Ararat, which again the Bible previous spoke of.

Great news, people, I wrote a book explaining that we are made of snot, and that's why we're soft, so the premise must be true.

Oh, I recently read in my Newspaper that Science has confirmed that all mankind came from one person.

Another shocking discovery! Humans are capable of dichotomisis!

Again, confirmed by the Bible. The Bible is accurate. Read the Bible and Bill and Ted's Guide to God...they go into the scientifical fact of the Bible and its accuracy.
And as always, God bless you, and thanks for posting our threads!


Thank you for this lovely 2 minutes of entertainment.

5/12/2007 9:20:45 AM

Jim

Two points for not bashing those who don't conform to his beliefs.

Minus half of a point for sheer stupidity.

5/24/2007 2:17:05 AM
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