Anyone can say that things you cannot see are not real. But that is why you have faith. Believe that GOD is not real that's fine no one cares you live in a free country. But, Please believe in something, Because there is some higher being, Even if we did evolove from monkeys? Something had to create the monkeys?,
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Even if we did evolove from monkeys? Something had to create the monkeys?
Oh! And something had to create THAT something that created the monkeys! And then that something had to have a creator, too!
No.
"Oh! And something had to create THAT something that created the monkeys! And then that something had to have a creator, too!"
And before the microscope and telescopes? Does that mean things didn't exist? Before Columbus, the Bible said the world was round, and guess what, it is. The Bible also said that water covered the entire world, and guess what science agrees to it. The history channel showed a documentary that said there was a great flood, with proof because they found sea creatures on top of Mt Ararat, which again the Bible previous spoke of. Oh, I recently read in my Newspaper that Science has confirmed that all mankind came from one person. Again, confirmed by the Bible. The Bible is accurate. Read the Bible and Bill and Ted's Guide to God...they go into the scientifical fact of the Bible and its accuracy.
This one...actually isn't too bad. I mean, no "YOU GO TO HELL", no "proofs" for God, and a fairly reasonable post overall. A little evangelical, but not fundie. Fundies don't say "please".
This one...actually isn't too bad. I mean, no "YOU GO TO HELL", no "proofs" for God, and a fairly reasonable post overall. A little evangelical, but not fundie. Fundies don't say "please".
And before the microscope and telescopes? Does that mean things didn't exist? Before Columbus, the Bible said the world was round, and guess what, it is.
Too bad we checked to see, eh?
The Bible also said that water covered the entire world, and guess what science agrees to it.
This doesn't mean that the rest of the Bible isn't drivel.
The history channel showed a documentary that said there was a great flood, with proof because they found sea creatures on top of Mt Ararat, which again the Bible previous spoke of.
Great news, people, I wrote a book explaining that we are made of snot, and that's why we're soft, so the premise must be true.
Oh, I recently read in my Newspaper that Science has confirmed that all mankind came from one person.
Another shocking discovery! Humans are capable of dichotomisis!
Again, confirmed by the Bible. The Bible is accurate. Read the Bible and Bill and Ted's Guide to God...they go into the scientifical fact of the Bible and its accuracy.
And as always, God bless you, and thanks for posting our threads!
Thank you for this lovely 2 minutes of entertainment.
How, exactly, does one "evolove"?
Is that based on the "Theory of Evoloveution"?
I believe that there is no inherent meaning or purpose to the universe, and that it is up to every living organism to find his, her or it's own purpose.
And, yes, something did create monkeys: proto-monkeys
"Because there is some higher being"
How, exactly, do you know this?
I believe in the good of humans, or I try to...
We did not "evolove" from monkeys, any more than you are a descendant of your cousins. Humans and monkeys share a common ancestor, which was neither human nor monkey, but a bit of both.
Something had to create the higher being too, then.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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