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[responding to a challenge from a creationist to refute the fact of creationism and supports science.

You have no challenge from me! You are correct. Satan parades as an angel of light and evilutionists have entered the parade on his behalf. The band will stop playing. Did you know they created a holiday for evilutionists? It just passed on 4/1/07.

Ron


wordofgodspeak, Youtube 25 Comments [5/2/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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John

WTF is this guy talking about?

5/2/2007 1:34:01 AM

Star Cluster

Oh, how your sarcasm cuts into my soul like a dagger. How, oh, how could I have not seen this truth before? If only someone had spoken the word of god to me in this manner before...I'd still say fuck off.

5/2/2007 1:43:26 AM

Current

They created a holiday for evolutionists on April's fools day? Why can't I take this seriously?

5/2/2007 1:52:19 AM

anevilmeme

Evolution is science, it has nothing to do with your fairy tale mythology's bad guy.

5/2/2007 2:02:14 AM

Sophie

\"Did you know they created a holiday for evilutionists? It just passed on 4/1/07.\"

... huh?

5/2/2007 2:04:56 AM

√ėyvind

You have no challenge from me! You are correct.
Is he confessing that Creationism is BS?

Satan parades as an angel of light and evilutionists have entered the parade on his behalf. The band will stop playing.
Why, oh why can't they just speak English?

Did you know they created a holiday for evilutionists? It just passed on 4/1/07.
Someone is unable to grasp the concept of April fool's day.

5/2/2007 2:10:37 AM

vichycycl

seems like good sarcasm to me

5/2/2007 2:11:29 AM

Lunalelle

You could use a little angel of enlightenment. Perhaps he'd teach you how to spell 'evolutionist.'

5/2/2007 2:19:18 AM

Osiris

What?

5/2/2007 2:27:00 AM

anti-nonsense

@Lumalelle I think he misspelled it on purpose.

5/2/2007 2:50:46 AM

PhantasyElementz

I thought Satan really was the angel of light. If he's one of the fundies who thinks Satan was once Lucifer (and not just a rip-off from Zoroastrianism), then you'd think he'd realize what Lucifer means...

5/2/2007 3:04:02 AM

Redhunter

?

5/2/2007 5:51:36 AM

Matilde

Urban legend. There is no \"evolution day\" on that date. And let me tell you something, if you think so, why on earth are you using this computer?

5/2/2007 7:49:32 AM

Darwin

If April fool's day was actually a holiday this twit would be the guest of honour on the final float in the parade.

5/2/2007 12:55:26 PM

Coffee

I love a parade.

5/2/2007 1:26:11 PM

Mr Smith

Isn't light one of those things that fundies say symbolises truth and goodness?

5/2/2007 2:35:44 PM

Sideshow Bob

Evilutionists? 3rd rate sarcasm? April Fool's day lulz?

5 Flying Spaghetti Monsters for you, Ron!

5/2/2007 4:43:06 PM

Mike

April Fool's Day has been around longer than a month, doofus.

5/2/2007 6:16:16 PM

Old Viking

I'm in a parade? No wonder I'm tired all the time.

5/2/2007 7:54:54 PM

Mr_Vorhias

The stuff that was left out:

\"...And the souls of assassins and sodomites are off to the side, selling balloons. Oh look over there, it's the whore of Babylon, working the funnel cake stand! What a hedonistic event this is turning out to be!\"

5/2/2007 8:49:38 PM

Tzelemel

Oh, how clever you are. Evilutionists... Yeah... clever... like a sack of bricks. What's next? Satan is Santa? God is Dog?

5/5/2007 8:32:00 PM

Salvador

Yes! We're so evil! We follow Satan!

P.S. Why do you think Satan gives a flying fuck about you?

5/12/2007 9:29:09 AM

Quantum Mechanic

Lie much?

4/19/2011 10:15:01 AM

Swede

Do you know what Lucifer means? I guess not.

I'd say the joke's on the "creatinists", not the "evilutionists". We're the future, you're the past. Extremely past, in all parts of Western Culture, except US of A*.

But maybe, when China owns all of the US of A, you might join us in the 21 century, only a decade or two later than the rest of us.

* I know there are many decent Americans, but as of now, the creatinists seem to be in majority. They're at least a major factor in power right now.

4/19/2011 11:52:49 AM

Canadiest

Kinda works
April Fools day is the day Atheists lie for fun
Christians like lying all the time, especially your leaders, they keep talking of this Satan character and his fiery domain like they actually exist.

"And all this talk of Jesus
Coming back to see us
hmm mm, can't fool us"
(Bernie Taupin)

4/20/2011 11:33:03 AM
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