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(Zhikr is an Islamic form of meditation.)

The Koran informs that the MAJORITY of human beings are under the domination of jinni as in the following sign:

"Jinn, you have seduced mankind BY A LARGE MAJORITY!" (6:128)

Zhikr is mankind's unique defense arm against the influences from the jinni who, in our day, present themselves as "aliens," or "extraterrestrial beings" and are commonly recognized as UFO!

Ahmed Baki, Ahmed Baki 25 Comments [5/2/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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NotMe

Tin foil hats work much better than meditating and you can keep on doing your daily chores!

5/2/2007 5:59:20 AM

Redhunter

So genie/demons are really space aliens? Wow! That sounds like a rational religion. Do you have a pamphlet or brochure I could peruse?

5/2/2007 6:21:45 AM

Matilde

Jinns were mythological figures, akin to the demons and the angels of the sumerian mythology. Period. Aliens don´t appear to have come to earth, you know.

5/2/2007 6:58:51 AM

anevilmeme

Is there a religion that doesn't have its share of fundies?

5/2/2007 10:11:35 AM

Firthy2002

anevilmeme: I've never encountered a Buddhist fundy, but that doesn't mean there aren't any of course.

5/2/2007 1:20:11 PM

ABeastOfPrey

Are these guys like Nephilim now? Cause if not, I wanna get my three wishes!

5/2/2007 1:30:48 PM

xander07

Is Ahmed Arabic for Brent?

5/2/2007 1:48:52 PM

NonProphet

Holy Connecticut-on-toast, it's Brent's Islamic counterpart.

5/2/2007 2:33:23 PM

Anti-Goth

Well, now we can prove evolution by demonstrating that both the Christian fundies and Muslim fundies share a common ancestor...of bullshit!

5/2/2007 2:34:53 PM

Puck

Ahmed Baki, remember to remove your tinfoil hat before you pray.

5/2/2007 2:45:09 PM

Dave

Originally posted by anevilmeme

Is there a religion that doesn't have its share of fundies?


You're surprised at a Muslim fundy? Seriously now?

5/2/2007 3:15:49 PM

Chan

Firthy2002: There are fictional Buddhist fundies in the movie Equilibrium.

5/2/2007 3:55:52 PM

ssdexecutor

So they aren't lovable Robin Williams-like creatures who grant your wishes?

5/2/2007 4:53:55 PM

Mister Spak

Do they look like Barbara Eden?

5/2/2007 6:05:18 PM

Old Viking

What with all the damned Muslim Jinns and Christian demons floating around, it's hard to find a minute's peace.

5/2/2007 7:33:06 PM

Random Guy

So if I manage to capture a UFO, do I get three wishes?

5/2/2007 8:49:30 PM

tracer

I never can keep my Djinn and my Satans straight. Which ones are the aliens, and which ones are the evolutionary biology professors, again?

5/3/2007 12:55:08 AM

Joe

There are definitely Buddhist fundies, espcially in Asia. They will make all sorts of b/s claims like chanting certain mantras will guarantee you enlightenment, or that poverty is what the Buddha would want (this is used to justify mistreating the poor in some countries.) It's very sad. The Dalai Lama has also said he believes homosexuality is wrong, he is just more tolerant of it from a legal standpoint than your average fundie.

5/3/2007 1:40:39 AM

TB

And old gas lamps are summoning beacons?

5/4/2007 9:25:47 PM

CrazyRoper

ROFL...what the fuck is this?

I'm telling you right now, if we don't club ALL of the baby seals right now, they'll take over the earth with their fairy powered magical space helmets later.

Yeah sounds about the same

5/6/2007 10:29:17 AM

Cyclops

\"Jinn, you have seduced mankind BY A LARGE MAJORITY!\"

I feel left out. Barbara Eden hasn't showed up for my seduction apointment yet.
WHEN IS IT MY TURN?!!!

5/6/2007 11:06:20 PM

Cyclops

\"Jinn, you have seduced mankind BY A LARGE MAJORITY!\"

I feel left out. Barbara Eden hasn't showed up for my seduction apointment yet.
WHEN IS IT MY TURN?!!!

5/6/2007 11:06:50 PM

Esjeur

Well for one, it's spelled Djinni and Djinn when translated from Arabic to English. And two, thou shalt maketh thyself a head garment of the foils of tin.

5/6/2007 11:16:45 PM

CousinTed


5/7/2007 5:01:07 AM

Anna

\"So they aren't lovable Robin Williams-like creatures who grant your wishes?\"

I know, this guy ruined my hopes and dreams too.

5/22/2007 4:45:26 AM
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