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When I was an Atheist I realised this is what its all about:
1. Drug taking is wholey acceptable and encouraged
2. Hate for God and anyone who worships god
3. Relationships without any meaning or substance
4. Restlessness, No peace of mind
5. Anti social crime is acceptable and encouraged
6. Anti establishment and disrespectfulness is acceptable
7. Homosexuality and all kinds of perversions are deemed acceptable and encouraged
8. No idea whatsoever in what is right or wrong
9. Giving charity is something that do-gooders do because atheist consider its much better to spend money on blowing cociaine up your nose!
10. Emptiness and lack of any meaning to life
11. Spiritually dead
12. Established scientific fact is gospel regardless if it hasn't been proven
13. Depression and no sense of purpose in life
The list goes on.. Atheism is shit.

myspaceinvader, Youtube 80 Comments [5/2/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Lying for jesus?

5/2/2007 4:34:03 AM

Archangel_Lucifer

I think Dr. Cox says it better than I ever could.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrjwaqZfjIY

5/2/2007 4:36:25 AM

Dot Comment

...Who, exactly, is the one encouraging these things? It's not like there's a Pope of atheism (an Atheope?), and I can't think of a single well-known atheist who goes around saying that criminal behavior is awesome.

5/2/2007 4:37:22 AM

Puck

You were never an atheist, just a fucktard.

5/2/2007 4:39:28 AM

anti-nonsense

Yeah this guy is a fucktard and a liar.

5/2/2007 4:40:30 AM

LadyBaird

1. In some circles, but not everyone does or even tolerates taking drugs. Some see drugs as being absolutely vile, while others use them day to day.
2. No, for the most part (I'm sure you'll get a few secular fundies, but...)
3. No. You cannot have a relationship and call it a relationship without it having *some* sort of meaning.
4. Not having peace of mind comes from yourself and whatever is going on in your life, not from being an athiest.
5. No.
6. No.
7. Well, for homosexuality, yeah, but that's more a tolerance thing. What do you consider \"perversions,\" also? Methinks some people won't agree with you on them.
8. Athiests have a very strong right and wrong moral sense, thank you VERY much. Moreso than some of those who call themselves Christians, in fact.
9. See #1.
10. There is no emptiness and lack of meaning to life. Being an athiest allows you to make your *own* meaning instead of following a pre-set meaning from a mere book, as strange as that may sound.
11. An athiest, by definition, doesn't have any belief in God (spirituality), so it's hard to be dead in something that doesn't exist. :)
12. Only a fool (athiest or otherwise) believes in things that haven't been proven yet. And you can't call something \"fact\" if you don't have evidence to show it's true.
13. Depression has the possibility to exist in everyone, regardless of their faith (or lack thereof). See #10 for purpose.

5/2/2007 4:46:31 AM

Beccs

Definitely lying for jesus.

5/2/2007 4:54:30 AM

punchybird

Just because you as an atheist was a piece of shit dosn't mean others are. (by the way, if you were a piece of shit as an atheist, you'll still be a piece of shit as a christian)

5/2/2007 4:55:48 AM

LightHorseman

\"established scientific fact that hasn't been proven\"

Good one fucktard

5/2/2007 5:21:50 AM

Madame Scarlet

1. Drug taking is wholey acceptable and encouraged

Certain drugs really aren't a big deal. Really.

2. Hate for God and anyone who worships god

I'm sure that you abhor Santa and all those children who believe in him.

3. Relationships without any meaning or substance

I have been in a committed relationship for well over a year, and it doesn't look like there's going to be anything putting an end to it any time soon. My boyfriend and I love each other very much, and we do do things besides have sex.

4. Restlessness, No peace of mind

Not really. Any disturbance of my peace of mind has come from outside sources and have nothing to do with my lack of faith.

5. Anti social crime is acceptable and encouraged

What does this even mean?

6. Anti establishment and disrespectfulness is acceptable

I can't speak for all atheists, but this doesn't apply to me.

7. Homosexuality and all kinds of perversions are deemed acceptable and encouraged

Homosexual behavior is only encouraged for those who are homosexual, because they're cheating themselves out of a lot of good if they try to have heterosexual relationships.

8. No idea whatsoever in what is right or wrong

My opinions on what is right and what is wrong simply differ from yours. That doesn't mean I have no concept of right or wrong.

9. Giving charity is something that do-gooders do because atheist consider its much better to spend money on blowing cociaine up your nose!

First off, learn to spell, or at least use a spell checker. Second off, what the fuck? I don't know any atheists who use cocaine.

10. Emptiness and lack of any meaning to life

I am not empty. My life means what I decide it's going to mean.

11. Spiritually dead

This would maybe matter if someone could prove to me that there is anything more to me than the physical.

12. Established scientific fact is gospel regardless if it hasn't been proven

If it hasn't at least been proven beyond a reasonable doubt, then it's not established scientific fact.

13. Depression and no sense of purpose in life

You already said this one.

5/2/2007 5:25:23 AM

Lunalelle

Do not confuse your atheistic experience with others'.

If you're not lying about being an atheist at one point, of course.

5/2/2007 5:29:45 AM

Redhunter

Lying piece of shit. Guess you think your god approves of arguments from your ass and tabloid slander.

Your own words invalidate you as a reliable source of anything, so you might as well be saying that we are all 9 feet tall, purple and hang dead monkeys out of our asses. It's just as laughable and ridiculous.

5/2/2007 5:37:14 AM

ZugTheMegasaurus

Lying...for Jesus! So it's cool.

5/2/2007 5:56:02 AM

Beccs

If this person were any more full of shit he'd be a sewer!

5/2/2007 6:06:29 AM

Matilde

Watching Bill Gates, Carl Sagan and other renowed atheists, I think that you´ve never been one, or, conversely, that you accept too many stereotypes that simply don´t match.

5/2/2007 6:57:19 AM

Fed Up

Atheism's irrelevant to all those things. IT'S NOT A RELIGION!

5/2/2007 8:21:05 AM

Ambrielle

@ Archangel_Lucifer.

Thanks, I love Scrubs. :)

5/2/2007 9:04:39 AM

Napoleon the Clown

1. Drug taking is wholey acceptable and encouraged [Well, that's not really true. You're free to fuck yourself up as you please, but we don't encourage it.]
2. Hate for God and anyone who worships god [I hate assholes, not theisticly inclined individuals. (That a disproportionately large percent of theists are assholes is beside the point) I don't hate God for much the same reason you don't hate Zeus. Neither exists.
3. Relationships without any meaning or substance [Hey, whatever floats your boat. Just be prepared to pay the dues should you need to.]
4. Restlessness, No peace of mind [You mean like how soooo many Christians are constantly panicking over the fate of their soul?]
5. Anti social crime is acceptable and encouraged [Read the fucking Bible. Then look at the teachings of Buddha, an atheist. I'm totally against anti-social crimes.]
6. Anti establishment and disrespectfulness is acceptable [Respect isn't a given. You earn it. If someone fucks up I'll call them on it if I can do so. No one is too sacred.]
7. Homosexuality and all kinds of perversions are deemed acceptable and encouraged [What the motherfucking hell business of yours is it what two (or more) consenting adults do in the privacy of their home? Or anywhere that isn't going to be disruptive, for that matter...]
8. No idea whatsoever in what is right or wrong [Sorry bud, but when it comes to \"no idea whatsoever in what is right and wrong\", fundies are King. Rape is never okay. But I've been told that if God tells you to do it, it is not only condone able, but downright the only good thing to do.
9. Giving charity is something that do-gooders do because atheist consider its much better to spend money on blowing cociaine up your nose! [Ever heard of Warren Buffet? 85% of his multi-billion dollar fortune to charity.]
10. Emptiness and lack of any meaning to life [Life is what you make of it. If you're too vapid to figure out a reason to exist, that's your problem.]
11. Spiritually dead [Whatever the fuck that means...]
12. Established scientific fact is gospel regardless if it hasn't been proven [The fuck you talkin' bout?]
13. Depression and no sense of purpose in life [Sorry, but I'm happier as an atheist than I was as a Christian. Then again, if you can't feel like you have purpose without a Sky-Daddy to suck off, that isn't my problem.
The list goes on.. Atheism is shit. [Try it out some time. For real. Not as a \"phase\" during your rebellious teenage years.]

5/2/2007 9:26:51 AM

anevilmeme

Lying for Jesus are we? Nice list of falsehoods and stereotypes. And no I don't believe for an instant you were ever an atheist.

5/2/2007 10:08:52 AM

Mr Smith

You were never an atheist!

Luckily, yor'te probably not a \"True Christian\" either. ( True Christians, don't lie for Jesus) So it looks like I'll be seeing you in hell :)

5/2/2007 10:10:36 AM

Hertzyscowicz

Actually, you were a two-bit drug-dealer, and not an atheist. I can understand how the two words, both being more than three letters long, can appear the same to you.

5/2/2007 10:11:00 AM

Tarito

It's not the fault of atheists that you fail at life.

5/2/2007 11:42:59 AM

szenah

Fundie stereotypes. If you had ever really been an atheist you would know how false they were.

5/2/2007 11:46:19 AM

√ėyvind

Lying for Jesus.

5/2/2007 12:12:41 PM

Pix

In other words, you went through a period in life where you were miserably depressed and everything sucked. Whatever you think this has to do with other people's position on the existence of God, you're wrong.

5/2/2007 12:23:53 PM
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