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You are very wrong. I was a confirmed atheist since birth up till 3 years ago when I learned the truth.
The clear truth is that God definately exist. I have no doubt about his existance neither does his existing contradict my belief in the laws of science.
Only after I started belieiving with full faith did I realise just how much more amazing and better it is, how much more substance, meaning to my life, my everyday existance and action and my relationships have.

Darwinism is garbage. Dawkins is a sad old prick. God exists and regardless of what you atheists believe, most of which is garbage to justify drunken gay drug sex, you are a part of his design. And you will go hellbound for your disblief.
Faith is great. Atheism is shit.

End of story.

myspaceinvader, Youtube 43 Comments [5/2/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Fed Up

Lying for Jesus?

5/2/2007 11:12:25 AM

anevilmeme

He's lying for Jesus again.

5/2/2007 11:19:52 AM

Redhunter

Sounds like someone was doing a lot of drunken gay drug sex until three years ago, eh spacey?

I 'disblief' you.

5/2/2007 11:25:02 AM

Vyoma

Gay drug sex? How can you tell if your drugs are gay?

5/2/2007 11:30:22 AM

szenah

Lying indeed. There's no way this guy was ever an atheist.

5/2/2007 11:44:54 AM

upallnite

\"justify drunken gay drug sex\"

I guess this is what you did when YOU were an \"Atheist\". Here is a hint, most of us don't do that.

5/2/2007 11:45:23 AM

Firthy2002

You poor deluded fool.

5/2/2007 12:48:15 PM

Pix

Believe in God all you want. Just don't give other people shit for not sharing your newfound faith.

5/2/2007 12:48:35 PM

Jezebel's Evil Sister

How does one become a confirmed atheist? Are there classes? Do you get a certificate at some sort of ceremony? And will refreshments be served?

5/2/2007 1:34:43 PM

Coffee

Man, I'm missing out on all the \"drunken gay drug sex.\" Why doesn't the EAC ever send me an invitation?

5/2/2007 1:42:35 PM

John

What does evolution have to do with belief or disbelief in God? Of course, you can't believe in evolution (or physics or astronomy) and also insist on a literal interpretation of Genesis; but lots of people believe in God without believing in magic trees and talking snakes and women made out of mens' ribs.

5/2/2007 2:36:41 PM

Flatworm

regardless of what you atheists believe, most of which is garbage to justify drunken gay drug sex


Would all the atheists who have ever had \"drunken gay drug sex\" please stand up?

Faith is great


19 out of 19 9/11 hijackers agree!

5/2/2007 2:48:34 PM

Puck

Jezebel's Evil Sister beat me to it....

5/2/2007 3:02:21 PM

Matilde

You were a confirmed atheist, how?, did you have a ceremony or you simply say so to look more credible?. Because the highest rate of divorce and teenage sex is among the Bible Belt dwellers. And learn to spell properly, if you want to sound more reliable.

5/2/2007 3:08:57 PM

inmate22841

\"Gay Drug Sex\"

Thats going to be my new catchphrase for when I'm happy.

i.e. I just bought some new shoes and they are so totally Gay Drug Sex!!!

5/2/2007 3:23:10 PM

Chan

Richard Dawkins is married to Lalla Ward:



I defy your description of him as a sad old prick.

EDIT: Belgium! What the heck is going wrong with all my images today?

5/2/2007 3:48:57 PM

Doctor Whom

Once I completed atheist confirmation class and Dawkins made the sign of the IPU on my forehead with un-blessed cooking oil, I got VIP passes to all of the drunken gay drug sex.

5/2/2007 3:58:00 PM

Jerry

\"God exist because I said so and it would be soo lame if he didn't\"

5/2/2007 4:02:14 PM

Madame Scarlet

Drunken gay drug sex? Is that what you did when you were an atheist?

Well, that phrase is rather incoherent so I don't even know what drunken gay drug sex is supposed to be... did you shove drugs up your ass while drunk?

And anyway, whatever the hell you did as an atheist, if you really were one, doesn't necessarily apply to every other atheist out there.

5/2/2007 4:04:39 PM

Dot Comment

Why is this assumption that atheism = homosexuality so common? Did a gay atheist steal your lunch money?

5/2/2007 4:22:32 PM

anti-nonsense

You are a liar.

Most atheists are straight, and most don't do drugs, and even those that do don't use their lack of belief in a god to justify doing drugs.

Also, you only wish you could be as awesome as Richard Dawkins, who is awesome.

5/2/2007 4:46:39 PM

Sophie

Okay um, it's good it works for you, but being an arrogant dick is not what it's all about.

Which leads me to wonder, why DO some of the Atheist - turned Christian guys act like twats? Methinks they don't get the point. :/

Also, \"drunken gay drug sex\" sounds intriguing.

5/2/2007 5:30:42 PM

BurntBush

\"drunken gay drug sex\"

I think someone has past issues.

5/2/2007 6:32:24 PM

themann1086

Would all the atheists who have ever had \"drunken gay drug sex\" please stand up?

Do I get points for drunken straight sex?

5/2/2007 6:55:23 PM

NonProphet

What the hell is a \"confirmed atheist\"? Not being a religion sort of negates the need for confirmation, doesn't it?

5/2/2007 7:01:50 PM
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