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myspaceinvader | May 01, 2007
Perhaps you haven't noticed MakeAFist.. An Atheist brain is laidened with absolute filth and garbage.
So in order to communicate with them and for them to understand anything you must use filth, and then subtely add a few intelligent words inbetween otherwise the message doesn't quite sink into their heads. Theres a reason behind it!
Just listen to the cheap insults that Dawkins throws and watch how the crowds all cheer in orgasmic rapture and you'll see what I mean.
Sure do unto others, I'm not expecting any atheists here to start respecting me if I am loving towards them. I know speaking as a former Atheist no matter how kindly you speak they have no respect for religious beliefs whatsoever. They would sooner smite at all religious figures and dismiss them all as false than ever amounting to any level of understanding.
In other words they are complete assholes.

myspaceinvader, YouTube 41 Comments [5/2/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Sideshow Bob

Say it with me folks:

ATHEISTS ARE NOT A SINGLE BODY!
ATHEISTS ARE NOT A SINGLE BODY!
ATHEISTS ARE NOT A SINGLE BODY!
ATHEISTS ARE NOT A SINGLE BODY!
ATHEISTS ARE NOT A SINGLE BODY!
ATHEISTS ARE NOT A SINGLE BODY!

5/2/2007 9:41:56 PM

TB

ATHEISTS ARE NOT A SINGLE BODY!
ATHEISTS ARE NOT A SINGLE BODY!
ATHEISTS ARE NOT A SINGLE BODY!
ATHEISTS ARE NOT A SINGLE BODY!
ATHEISTS ARE NOT A SINGLE BODY!
ATHEISTS ARE NOT A SINGLE BODY!

5/2/2007 9:52:17 PM

TB

Repeat until this fucktard learns it.

ATHEISTS ARE NOT A SINGLE BODY!
ATHEISTS ARE NOT A SINGLE BODY!
ATHEISTS ARE NOT A SINGLE BODY!
ATHEISTS ARE NOT A SINGLE BODY!
ATHEISTS ARE NOT A SINGLE BODY!
ATHEISTS ARE NOT A SINGLE BODY!

5/2/2007 9:52:36 PM

szenah

ATHEISTS ARE NOT A SINGLE BODY!
ATHEISTS ARE NOT A SINGLE BODY!
ATHEISTS ARE NOT A SINGLE BODY!
ATHEISTS ARE NOT A SINGLE BODY!
ATHEISTS ARE NOT A SINGLE BODY!
ATHEISTS ARE NOT A SINGLE BODY!

5/2/2007 10:07:00 PM

BurntBush

That is a motherfucking lie!

5/2/2007 10:41:08 PM

punchybird

ATHEISTS ARE NOT A SINGLE BODY!
ATHEISTS ARE NOT A SINGLE BODY!
ATHEISTS ARE NOT A SINGLE BODY!
ATHEISTS ARE NOT A SINGLE BODY!
ATHEISTS ARE NOT A SINGLE BODY!
ATHEISTS ARE NOT A SINGLE BODY!
ATHEISTS ARE NOT A SINGLE BODY!
ATHEISTS ARE NOT A SINGLE BODY!
ATHEISTS ARE NOT A SINGLE BODY!
ATHEISTS ARE NOT A SINGLE BODY!
ATHEISTS ARE NOT A SINGLE BODY!
ATHEISTS ARE NOT A SINGLE BODY!
ATHEISTS ARE NOT A SINGLE BODY!
ATHEISTS ARE NOT A SINGLE BODY!
ATHEISTS ARE NOT A SINGLE BODY!
ATHEISTS ARE NOT A SINGLE BODY!
ATHEISTS ARE NOT A SINGLE BODY!
ATHEISTS ARE NOT A SINGLE BODY!
ATHEISTS ARE NOT A SINGLE BODY!
ATHEISTS ARE NOT A SINGLE BODY!
ATHEISTS ARE NOT A SINGLE BODY!
ATHEISTS ARE NOT A SINGLE BODY!
ATHEISTS ARE NOT A SINGLE BODY!
ATHEISTS ARE NOT A SINGLE BODY! ATHEISTS ARE NOT A SINGLE BODY!
ATHEISTS ARE NOT A SINGLE BODY!
ATHEISTS ARE NOT A SINGLE BODY!
ATHEISTS ARE NOT A SINGLE BODY!
ATHEISTS ARE NOT A SINGLE BODY!
ATHEISTS ARE NOT A SINGLE BODY!
ATHEISTS ARE NOT A SINGLE BODY!
ATHEISTS ARE NOT A SINGLE BODY!
ATHEISTS ARE NOT A SINGLE BODY!
ATHEISTS ARE NOT A SINGLE BODY!
ATHEISTS ARE NOT A SINGLE BODY!
ATHEISTS ARE NOT A SINGLE BODY!


5/2/2007 10:48:22 PM

CousinTed

Just because you're an asshole doesn't mean everyone else is.

5/2/2007 10:53:40 PM

alexia

Are Fundies allowed to know what \"orgasmic\" means?

5/2/2007 11:14:16 PM

Mike

You really know nothing do you \"spaceinvader?\"

5/2/2007 11:22:29 PM

Lazuline

Rather an ironic bunch of comments, no?

5/2/2007 11:35:18 PM

√ėyvind

Right. And when I was a fundie, I discovered that all Christianity was about was child molesting and beating up gays [/sarcasm].

5/2/2007 11:44:41 PM

Flatworm

Let me get this straight- you were an asshole when you were an atheist, you're an asshole now, so the logical conclusion is that assholery is linked to atheism, rather than to you.

5/2/2007 11:48:11 PM

Mister Spak

On the other hand, an atheist brain is laden with correct spelling, something you apparently won't find in a fundie brain.

5/3/2007 12:05:48 AM

Old Viking

These people have no intelligent response to Dawkins, so his comments are \"cheap insults.\"

And you don't smite at someone. You simply smite him. You should know this. Your God is the greatest smiter of all time.

5/3/2007 12:21:11 AM

flipper

Have you never thought that the reason people thought you were an asshole when you were an atheist, and think you are an asshole now that you a Christian is because you are just an asshole? Of course not, assholes never think that they are assholes, that selfish disregard of others is what makes them an asshole. However your being considered an asshole seems to the one unchanging constant in the equation!

5/3/2007 1:14:58 AM

Puck

\"...Cheer in orgasmic rapture...\"

No, that's called laughter.

You're not used to it yet?

5/3/2007 1:52:55 AM

Durane

Oh, look, #240043 sneaked in with a clever joke.

5/3/2007 3:22:43 AM

Matilde

Yes, those atheist that communicate in Harvard and have lots of people listening, atheist or not. Dawkins, which just exposes his theory(not insult)is worse than those guys in internet or Robertson, calling feminist lesbians and baby killers.

5/3/2007 6:06:31 AM

Redhunter

This idiot was obviously never a true atheist.

5/3/2007 7:52:10 AM

Tara Mobley

I'm not even an Atheist and I'll add:

ATHEISTS ARE NOT A SINGLE BODY!

5/3/2007 2:45:17 PM

Sideshow Bob

Neither am I. So the fact that so many of us are saying the same thing is even more ironic, as it's representatives of two divisible groups speaking as one

Edit: AANASB


5/4/2007 7:20:14 PM

punchybird

OOOH< I wonder what kind of filth and garbage is in MY brain? Could you tell me oh wise one? I need some intelegent words from you, You don't have any?

5/4/2007 7:39:51 PM

insidious420

The thing that gets me the most about extremist people like myspaceinvader is when he says: \"...no matter how kindly you speak they [atheists] have no respect for religious beliefs whatsoever\". I am atheist, but I believe everyone is entitled to their own beliefs. I don't press my religious beliefs, or lack thereof, on anybody. I don't pass judgement on others simply because they don't believe what I do (or don't). I can't say the same about these extremist Christians/Catholics. It seems that modern Christianity is ONLY about that these days.
I can honestly say, I've had more random wacko people come up to me and try to preach their beliefs and sob stories to me, and turn out to be Christian/Catholic, than they have turned out atheist. Shit wait! I've NEVER had a crazy atheist randomly walk up to me on the street and preach his goddamn mind out, not respect my privacy and my beliefs, and not leave me alone when I tell them to!
Everybody is human, some more than others, but human non the less. Grow a brain and use it. Not everyone believes the same shit, and everybody who doesn't believe what you do is NOT out to get you....
EDIT: Oh yeah, I forgot: LOL, awesome site.

5/4/2007 8:37:42 PM

MrBadAxe

ATHEISTS ARE NOT A SINGLE BODY!
ATHEISTS ARE NOT A SINGLE BODY!
ATHEISTS ARE NOT A SINGLE BODY!
ATHEISTS ARE NOT A SINGLE BODY!
ATHEISTS ARE NOT A SINGLE BODY!
ATHEISTS ARE NOT A SINGLE BODY!

now, boys and girls, let's repeat the non-conformist's oath:

I PROMISE TO BE DIFFERENT!
I PROMISE TO BE UNIQUE!
I PROMISE NOT TO REPEAT THINGS OTHER PEOPLE SAY!

5/4/2007 9:09:06 PM

anti-nonsense

guess what YOU ARE A COMPLETE ASSHOLE!

ATHEISTS ARE NOT A SINGLE BODY!
ATHEISTS ARE NOT A SINGLE BODY!
ATHEISTS ARE NOT A SINGLE BODY!
ATHEISTS ARE NOT A SINGLE BODY!
ATHEISTS ARE NOT A SINGLE BODY!
ATHEISTS ARE NOT A SINGLE BODY!
ATHEISTS ARE NOT A SINGLE BODY!

there are atheists that are complete assholes, and there are atheists that are friendly (read I Sold My Soul On Ebay to get to know THE self-titled \"Friendly Atheist\"). There are also Christians that are complete assholes and Christians that are friendly of which you are not one. There are also friendly and unfriendly Muslims, Jews, Hindus, Buddhists, Neopagans, agnostics, etc.

5/4/2007 10:35:53 PM
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