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All you have to do is look at an animal and the details of their feathers, fur or features tells me they were created by *my* God. Since we will all serve Him during the Millenium, He knows the desire of my heart is to be the head zoo-keeper at the San Diego Zoo - with all the cages removed.

And yes, I believe my wonderful pets will all be waiting for me in my mansion's yard. And think about how important our pets are to our Heavenly Father....
He preserved their parents through the flood to connect with us at this specific era in history. Isn't He Wonderful!

LUVSLLAMAS, Rapture Ready 53 Comments [5/2/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Talulah
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szenah

All you have to do is look at an animal and the details of their feathers, fur or features tells me they were created by *my* God.


That's some imagination you have there.

5/2/2007 4:35:03 PM

Durane

Wow, this one's kinda fruity.

5/2/2007 4:36:16 PM

John

All you have to do is look at an animal and the details of their feathers, fur or features tells me they were created by a touch of the Flying Spaghetti Monster's Noodly Appendage. RAmen.

5/2/2007 4:38:21 PM

anti-nonsense

How does it follow that they were created by YOUR god in particular and not the Invisible Pink Unicorn?

5/2/2007 4:40:37 PM

Puck

And if *your* god doesn't come through...? I mean, he hasn't been exactly reliable throughout human history.

5/2/2007 4:46:18 PM

Lazuline

And yea, the pennaceous feathers did take the form of tapered, hollow shafts of crosslinked beta-pleated sheets, from which sprouted a series of interconnected, microtextured barbs, and it was good.


Or something like that.

5/2/2007 4:52:59 PM

Strife767

wtf

5/2/2007 5:05:02 PM

David D.G.

This one is definitely bucking for a Cutest Fundie Award.


~David D.G.

5/2/2007 5:05:43 PM

D

Reminds me of an assistant to a cheap magician...

*magic props fall out of magicians sleeve*
Isn't he wonderful?!!

5/2/2007 5:12:33 PM

D

Reminds me of an assistant to a cheap magician...

*magic props fall out of magicians sleeve*
Isn't he wonderful?!!

5/2/2007 5:12:33 PM

Mister Spak

\"All you have to do is look at an animal and the details of their feathers, fur or features tells me they were created by *my* God.\"

But what do you do when you find a fish with with Allah written on it?
Does this prove *your* god is fiction?

http://www.allahfish.com/

5/2/2007 5:57:35 PM

Mike

No! It was the FSM! RAMEN! RAMEN!

5/2/2007 6:04:05 PM

BurntBush

Reminds me of that movie where the Coke bottle hit the villager in the head.

5/2/2007 6:12:06 PM

Napoleon the Clown

Originally posted by BurntBush

Reminds me of that movie where the Coke bottle hit the villager in the head.

The Gods Must Be Crazy. That movie's quite humorous.

5/2/2007 6:16:46 PM

Sophie

Awwww... all the cute animals go to Heaven too! Yay! Cute fluffy animals in Heaven!

5/2/2007 6:17:54 PM

Moxy

You want to be the head zoo-keeper at the SD zoo, and your first order of business will be to let all the animals out of their cages?

I probably wouldn't mention that during the interview.

5/2/2007 6:21:19 PM

Brain_In_A_Jar

Evidently you've never encountered, say, the Guinea worm, the screw-worm fly or the tongue-eating isopod.

Further examples here. Cute puppies and ducklings aren't the only thing your god makes!
http://www.fstdt.com/winace/designed_organisms/index.htm

5/2/2007 6:21:29 PM

Sideshow Bob

This could easily have been quoted at a children's event hosted by Kent Hovind or the Answers in Genesis fellow, if it wasn't already said at Rapture Ready. Precious indeed.

5'd

5/2/2007 6:21:51 PM

Hertzyscowicz

Cutest fundie of the month on the 2nd of the said month? I almost hope that when s/h/it starts to remove the cages, s/h/it'll start with the lion cages at feeding time.

5/2/2007 6:28:19 PM

upallnite

Sorry, only humans and horses are allowed in heaven.

Why horses? Aparently we are going to need some way of getting arroung.

5/2/2007 6:39:40 PM

Gadren

Why don't these fundies preach about the glory of Ebola or the plague, or some of the less fuzzy and furry creatures that God must have made?

5/2/2007 6:40:27 PM

WritingIsMyReligion

So fucking delusional it isn't even funny. I let go of such magical thinking at the age of about 10, if not earlier. How can people seriously believe things that come from my fantasy books?

5/2/2007 6:49:39 PM

Tiny Bulcher

The congregation will now rise and sing Hymn number Ni!:

All Things Dull And Ugly
From \"Monty Python's Contractual Obligation Album\"
Lyrics by Eric Idle
Music by John Du Perez
--------------------------------------------------


All things dull and ugly,
All creatures short and squat,
All things rude and nasty,
The Lord God made the lot.

Each little snake that poisons,
Each little wasp that stings,
He made their brutish venom,
He made their horrid wings.

All things sick and cancerous,
All evil great and small,
All things foul and dangerous,
The Lord God made them all.

Each nasty little hornet,
Each beastly little squid,
Who made the spikey urchin?
Who made the sharks? He did.

All things scabbed and ulcerous,
All pox both great and small,
Putrid, foul and gangrenous,
The Lord God made them all.

(Amen)

5/2/2007 6:51:46 PM

Old Viking

There's never a damned barf bag around when you need one.

5/2/2007 6:55:22 PM

Dave

Isn't illegal to love llamas that way?

5/2/2007 7:01:28 PM
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