All you have to do is look at an animal and the details of their feathers, fur or features tells me they were created by *my* God. Since we will all serve Him during the Millenium, He knows the desire of my heart is to be the head zoo-keeper at the San Diego Zoo - with all the cages removed.
And yes, I believe my wonderful pets will all be waiting for me in my mansion's yard. And think about how important our pets are to our Heavenly Father....
He preserved their parents through the flood to connect with us at this specific era in history. Isn't He Wonderful!
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All you have to do is look at an animal and the details of their feathers, fur or features tells me they were created by *my* God.
That's some imagination you have there.
And yea, the pennaceous feathers did take the form of tapered, hollow shafts of crosslinked beta-pleated sheets, from which sprouted a series of interconnected, microtextured barbs, and it was good.
Or something like that.
@BurntBush
Reminds me of that movie where the Coke bottle hit the villager in the head.
The Gods Must Be Crazy . That movie's quite humorous.
The congregation will now rise and sing Hymn number Ni!:
All Things Dull And Ugly
From "Monty Python's Contractual Obligation Album"
Lyrics by Eric Idle
Music by John Du Perez
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All things dull and ugly,
All creatures short and squat,
All things rude and nasty,
The Lord God made the lot.
Each little snake that poisons,
Each little wasp that stings,
He made their brutish venom,
He made their horrid wings.
All things sick and cancerous,
All evil great and small,
All things foul and dangerous,
The Lord God made them all.
Each nasty little hornet,
Each beastly little squid,
Who made the spikey urchin?
Who made the sharks? He did.
All things scabbed and ulcerous,
All pox both great and small,
Putrid, foul and gangrenous,
The Lord God made them all.
(Amen)
Sounds like someone from the city or suburbs who actually believes all those pictures of Adam and Eve petting the docile little lions and tigers.
I hope he realizes that the moment he removes all the cages, the wolves are going straight for the baby caribu to snack on it while it's still half alive...
Don´t they will get it a little dirty and messy?, It´s nice to have some company, but not a bunch of noisy, dirty or aggro bugs.
All vertebrates have two eyes, a nose, ears, a mouth, and an ass in the same place and you have to be a moron to not see evolution.
At first I was concerned about an award being won this early, but the sheer concentrated amount of ^_^ :D:D:D (bounce) *squee* in that post indicates that to topple it would take something SO precious, SO adorable, SO emotionally charged, so saccharine that to even look upon it would cause fatal tooth decay.
Dear Truth:
That guy who jumped in the lion cage and had his leg torn open was strong in faith, too.
Edit: I'm talking about this guy . You know, someone from the real world as opposed to a character from the Bible.
That lion doesn't look too god-fearing to me.
Oh, and it's spelled, A lena. Just for future reference.
I just hope she doesn't try to baptize the apes. The bonobos probably wouldn't react violently, being pretty laid back and not fearful of water, and there aren't any chimps to remove limbs from their sockets, but the gorillas are pretty strong and big.
Elena,
And what guy would that be? Are you talking about Daniel who was thrown into a lion's den with his 3 friends and were saved by the Almighty thru the protection of His angels?
Jesus never said this world would be easy because this world is not of Him. God does allow bad things to happen at times, but He can use the bad for good also. If God the Father could allow His Son to be ridiculed, tortured and crucified, why would I think such things could not happen to me in this world. But I have God with me thru it all, and unfortunately most of you have never felt the peace of God which suppasses all understanding. Someday I pray that you will feel that peace and His love!
God bless
@LUVSLLAMAS
He preserved their parents through the flood to connect with us at this specific era in history.
But he didn’t see fit to preserve the dodo, passenger pigeon, or tasmanian wolf from the excesses of humanity
Since we will all serve Him during the Millenium, He knows the desire of my heart is to be the head zoo-keeper at the San Diego Zoo - with all the cages removed.
Yeah. They've got some great animals at the San Diego Zoo. That cages can be so annoying, they keep you so far away from some of the animals. I wonder why they do that? It's totally unfair. It would be really great if you got to be head zoo-keeper at the San Diego Zoo and God took away the cages. I mean, look at all the great animals that you'd get to cuddle with and see up close:
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You have fun with that, okay?
Confused?
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