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#223963
pbagosy
Well, that first one is a reasonable assesment.
-pb
5/3/2007 1:46:15 AM
#223980
JD
... well, ya know, all those facts gotta get checked once in a while. who doesn't love a good list.
... or something.
5/3/2007 2:08:16 AM
#223984
TB Tabby
Nobody ever pressed red-hot irons into people's flesh until they started believing in Santa Claus.
5/3/2007 2:12:14 AM
#223986
Goosey
I would revise this to say:-
atheist checklist
* don't believe in God: check
* er....
* that's it.
But really, with a name like that, how can this not be a troll?
5/3/2007 2:12:26 AM
#223995
BurntBush
You forgot the Boogieman
5/3/2007 2:18:42 AM
#224040
Wet Walnuts
Well, if the shoe fits, we'll kick your ass with it. :)
5/3/2007 3:14:47 AM
#224056
Madame Scarlet
Well, the first one is spot on. The third... a little bit, sure. The others? No.
5/3/2007 3:55:59 AM
#224155
Matilde
The nick you have chosen, check(troll). And by the way, those arguments, in which way are invalid?, I have a few of them for the fundies too.
5/3/2007 6:08:36 AM
#224188
Redhunter
Wow. A fundie who is wrong. How...predictable.
You see buddy, I have thoughts of my own, and you are parroting what someone else has told you. Too bad you can't or won't understand the diff.
5/3/2007 7:02:26 AM
#224196
rob
Dammit! He found my atheist manifesto!
5/3/2007 7:10:31 AM
#224285
anevilmeme
You forgot not brushing between meals.
5/3/2007 10:32:00 AM
#224751
Fed Up
Atheism is a lack of belief in a god. Period. If someone wants to compare your religion to Santa and his little elves, that's a personal decision (but I guess you're not familiar with those).
5/4/2007 11:12:45 AM
#225325
Old Viking
The only whining I hear comes from fundies. They can't get through a day without indulging.
5/5/2007 2:43:46 AM
#225331
g$
LMAO his name's MrInsults!
5/5/2007 3:00:55 AM
#230039
Salvador
Compare god to Santa Claus (or alternatively the Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy, etc.): check
Yeah, the difference between them is that God has this label of spirituality on him and \"I believe, I believe, I believe...\"
5/17/2007 10:08:53 AM
#234481
Alena
For fuck's sake, rob, how many times do I have to tell you to not leave that thing lying around? Look what's happened now! They're onto us!
5/22/2007 7:36:52 PM
#234520
punchybird
I know it's just awfall how christian whine about being an oppressed minority and how evil atheist are.
5/22/2007 8:23:05 PM
#236639
Jim
Whine about being an oppressed minority and about how evil atheists are: check, check, check, check.
Seriously...
5/24/2007 8:24:15 PM
#506591
Condor
bullshit.
5/19/2008 1:22:31 PM
#1095737
Kilted_Kaboodle
Uhhh.. I think you guys are already doing the last one, just replace Christianity with Atheism/any other religion.
Seriously, gently take out your tampon and stop bitching about your persecution complex. It makes me want to curb-stomp you motherfuckers.
One last note: At least Santa is nicer than fucking God
1/15/2010 10:10:39 PM
#1480583
generalissimosuvorov
*gasp* They know! They know all of it! *leaps up* TO THE SUVOCOPTER!
12/9/2012 7:11:47 AM
#1480605
Blarghonius
Well, all those things are actually valid if they're warranted: fundies often tend to be racist, evil bastards who want atheists killed or out of the country and who justify belief with such wonderfully retarded methods as "presuppositional apologetics" (Meaning "God has to exist for God to exist"). God also shares an alarming number of characteristics with Santa Claus (No one's actually seen him, he rewards "good" people with the gift of eternal life).
So, don't bitch about being called a racist, freedom-hating moron when you are a racist, freedom-hating moron.
12/9/2012 8:03:53 AM
#1481143
god is nothing like Santa. Santa never killed everyone on Earth (-8), never set bears on a group of kids, or turned anyone into a pillar of salt. His worst action is to give you coal if you have been bad, and historically coal would give you a warm fire.
The Easter Bunny is a servant of the Godess, so more like moses than God.
Tooth fairy ? you wouldn't believe it if I told you so I won't.
12/10/2012 12:21:03 PM
#1481190
xyz
Fundie checklist:
[ ] Compare atheists to Nazis
[ ] Ridicule science
[ ] Compare evolution to frogs giving birth to horses
[ ] Conflate evolution with the Big Bang theory, abiogenesis, relativity, and every other scientific theory
[ ] Claim atheists have no morals
[ ] Conflate gay people with pedophiles
[ ] Whine about being oppressed by everybody else (where's that pie chart when you really need it?)
Need I go on?
12/10/2012 2:50:25 PM
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