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Atheist checklist
Compare god to Santa Claus (or alternatively the Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy, etc.): check
Compare Christians to racists: check
Further ridicule belief in the creator: check
Whine about being an oppressed minority and about how evil Christianity is: to do

MrInsults, YouTube 29 Comments [5/3/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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pbagosy

Well, that first one is a reasonable assesment.

-pb

5/3/2007 1:46:15 AM

JD

... well, ya know, all those facts gotta get checked once in a while. who doesn't love a good list.

... or something.

5/3/2007 2:08:16 AM

TB Tabby

Nobody ever pressed red-hot irons into people's flesh until they started believing in Santa Claus.

5/3/2007 2:12:14 AM

Goosey

I would revise this to say:-
atheist checklist
* don't believe in God: check
* er....
* that's it.

But really, with a name like that, how can this not be a troll?

5/3/2007 2:12:26 AM

BurntBush

You forgot the Boogieman

5/3/2007 2:18:42 AM

Wet Walnuts

Well, if the shoe fits, we'll kick your ass with it. :)

5/3/2007 3:14:47 AM

Madame Scarlet

Well, the first one is spot on. The third... a little bit, sure. The others? No.

5/3/2007 3:55:59 AM

Matilde

The nick you have chosen, check(troll). And by the way, those arguments, in which way are invalid?, I have a few of them for the fundies too.

5/3/2007 6:08:36 AM

Redhunter

Wow. A fundie who is wrong. How...predictable.

You see buddy, I have thoughts of my own, and you are parroting what someone else has told you. Too bad you can't or won't understand the diff.

5/3/2007 7:02:26 AM

rob

Dammit! He found my atheist manifesto!

5/3/2007 7:10:31 AM

anevilmeme

You forgot not brushing between meals.

5/3/2007 10:32:00 AM

Fed Up

Atheism is a lack of belief in a god. Period. If someone wants to compare your religion to Santa and his little elves, that's a personal decision (but I guess you're not familiar with those).

5/4/2007 11:12:45 AM

Old Viking

The only whining I hear comes from fundies. They can't get through a day without indulging.

5/5/2007 2:43:46 AM

g$

LMAO his name's MrInsults!

5/5/2007 3:00:55 AM

Salvador

Compare god to Santa Claus (or alternatively the Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy, etc.): check

Yeah, the difference between them is that God has this label of spirituality on him and \"I believe, I believe, I believe...\"

5/17/2007 10:08:53 AM

Alena

For fuck's sake, rob, how many times do I have to tell you to not leave that thing lying around? Look what's happened now! They're onto us!

5/22/2007 7:36:52 PM

punchybird

I know it's just awfall how christian whine about being an oppressed minority and how evil atheist are.

5/22/2007 8:23:05 PM

Jim

Whine about being an oppressed minority and about how evil atheists are: check, check, check, check.

Seriously...


5/24/2007 8:24:15 PM

Condor

bullshit.

5/19/2008 1:22:31 PM

Kilted_Kaboodle

Uhhh.. I think you guys are already doing the last one, just replace Christianity with Atheism/any other religion.

Seriously, gently take out your tampon and stop bitching about your persecution complex. It makes me want to curb-stomp you motherfuckers.


One last note: At least Santa is nicer than fucking God

1/15/2010 10:10:39 PM

generalissimosuvorov

*gasp* They know! They know all of it! *leaps up* TO THE SUVOCOPTER!

12/9/2012 7:11:47 AM

Blarghonius

Well, all those things are actually valid if they're warranted: fundies often tend to be racist, evil bastards who want atheists killed or out of the country and who justify belief with such wonderfully retarded methods as "presuppositional apologetics" (Meaning "God has to exist for God to exist"). God also shares an alarming number of characteristics with Santa Claus (No one's actually seen him, he rewards "good" people with the gift of eternal life).
So, don't bitch about being called a racist, freedom-hating moron when you are a racist, freedom-hating moron.

12/9/2012 8:03:53 AM



god is nothing like Santa. Santa never killed everyone on Earth (-8), never set bears on a group of kids, or turned anyone into a pillar of salt. His worst action is to give you coal if you have been bad, and historically coal would give you a warm fire.

The Easter Bunny is a servant of the Godess, so more like moses than God.
Tooth fairy ? you wouldn't believe it if I told you so I won't.


12/10/2012 12:21:03 PM

xyz

Fundie checklist:
[ ] Compare atheists to Nazis
[ ] Ridicule science
[ ] Compare evolution to frogs giving birth to horses
[ ] Conflate evolution with the Big Bang theory, abiogenesis, relativity, and every other scientific theory
[ ] Claim atheists have no morals
[ ] Conflate gay people with pedophiles
[ ] Whine about being oppressed by everybody else (where's that pie chart when you really need it?)

Need I go on?

12/10/2012 2:50:25 PM

Ebon

Y'know, these things don't stop being true just because you dislike them.

9/13/2013 5:06:26 AM
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