Atheist checklist
Compare god to Santa Claus (or alternatively the Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy, etc.): check
Compare Christians to racists: check
Further ridicule belief in the creator: check
Whine about being an oppressed minority and about how evil Christianity is: to do
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The nick you have chosen, check(troll). And by the way, those arguments, in which way are invalid?, I have a few of them for the fundies too.
Compare god to Santa Claus (or alternatively the Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy, etc.): check
Yeah, the difference between them is that God has this label of spirituality on him and "I believe, I believe, I believe..."
Uhhh.. I think you guys are already doing the last one, just replace Christianity with Atheism/any other religion.
Seriously, gently take out your tampon and stop bitching about your persecution complex. It makes me want to curb-stomp you motherfuckers.
One last note: At least Santa is nicer than fucking God
Well, all those things are actually valid if they're warranted: fundies often tend to be racist, evil bastards who want atheists killed or out of the country and who justify belief with such wonderfully retarded methods as "presuppositional apologetics" (Meaning "God has to exist for God to exist"). God also shares an alarming number of characteristics with Santa Claus (No one's actually seen him, he rewards "good" people with the gift of eternal life).
So, don't bitch about being called a racist, freedom-hating moron when you are a racist, freedom-hating moron.
god is nothing like Santa. Santa never killed everyone on Earth (-8), never set bears on a group of kids, or turned anyone into a pillar of salt. His worst action is to give you coal if you have been bad, and historically coal would give you a warm fire.
The Easter Bunny is a servant of the Godess, so more like moses than God.
Tooth fairy ? you wouldn't believe it if I told you so I won't.
Fundie checklist:
[ ] Compare atheists to Nazis
[ ] Ridicule science
[ ] Compare evolution to frogs giving birth to horses
[ ] Conflate evolution with the Big Bang theory, abiogenesis, relativity, and every other scientific theory
[ ] Claim atheists have no morals
[ ] Conflate gay people with pedophiles
[ ] Whine about being oppressed by everybody else (where's that pie chart when you really need it?)
Need I go on?
"Compare god to Santa Claus (or alternatively the Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy, etc.):"
Sooooooo last century . FSMism is where it's at , baby! Yar-harr, Arr Jim-lad, and RAmen.
"Compare Christians to racists:"
So what's all that BS from you lot about Obama: Chopped Liver ?! A definite case of NO U .
"Further ridicule belief in the creator:"
Kitzmiller vs. Dover: 2005 ; In Soviet USA, creator ridicules himself . Oh, do keep up, 007! [/'Q']
"Whine about being an oppressed minority and about how evil Christianity is:"
Your post was in May 2007. How does 8th November 20[i]12[/i] onwards grab ya...?! [/Rubbing salt into wound ]
Done, and done. As are you lot for the foreseeable future. >:D
1. Yes, pretty much.
2. Very, very often, yes.
3. You betcha.
4. Not really, but some of the things that Christians write and say can only be described as evil. (Or fucking stupid, perhaps).
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"Atheist checklist
Compare god to Santa Claus (or alternatively the Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy, etc.): check"
Being your God is ficticious and based on earlier myths that's completely valid.
"Compare Christians to racists: check"
Some Y'all are, the evidence is thousandfold that Christianity breeds racism and many churchs can give you Scriptural reasons why they should be racist.
"Further ridicule belief in the creator: check"
See my first answer. When you have a unsupportable and ridiculous belief then ridicule is justifiable. Sam Harris compared it perfectly to Elvis is alive believers, "if you say that in public or at an interview you pay an immediate price, in ridicule and ill-concealed laughter". You Gods just as laughable.
"Whine about being an oppressed minority and about how evil Christianity is: to do"
As opposed to Christians, who in America claim creedance with 85% membership yet still whine they're an opressed miniority. Atheists like me don't feel so oppressed but then I live way North of the Bible Belt, there are stirrings of Dumbfuckastan policies up here but I can't see Texas Shitcannery occuring yet.
Nobody, to my knowledge, killed in the name of Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny or the Tooth Fairy.
Some racists are Christians, some Christians are racists, but all racists are not Christian, and all Christian are not racists.
It is pretty ridiculous, yes.
Non-religious people are not an oppressed minority in my country, and Christianity has little chance to show whether it's evil or not. Only half of our population is still members of the Swedish Church (not long ago everyone was automatically made a member at birth), and only 13 % of that half bothered ourselves enough to vote in the Church Election yesterday. Many of us that did bother, did so because rumor had it that our racist party and our religious right party (both calling themselves “Democrats”) had mobilized their “troops” to vote, and we want a church that follow Jesus' word of inclusiveness, empathy and helpfulness.
Just cause you like to whine about being an oppressed majority, doesn't mean everyone else want to whine and call others evil.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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