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Magicians actually conjure spirits to do their bidding. Although I think anything used against God can be considered magic including science.

StickDust, Youtube - comments 55 Comments [5/2/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Evolution is magic!

5/2/2007 5:27:29 PM


So, by hiding a coin in one hand, and making people think it's in the other, the spirits are used to do...what now?

5/2/2007 5:40:34 PM

Dot Comment

Which would certainly explain why Houdini was just as famous for exposing people who claimed to commune with spirits as frauds as he was for his escape acts, right?

5/2/2007 5:44:01 PM


You have a poor knowledge in the differences between someone making a bunny magically appear in a hat and the law of gravity.

5/2/2007 5:50:32 PM

Mister Spak

You gotta use rubber gloves when handling those electricity spirits.

I entertain myself by setting up death matches between electricity spirits and rubber insulation spirits. Although battles between penicillin spirits and disease spirits can be fun to watch too.

5/2/2007 5:51:41 PM


How exactly does science go against God? Just, how?

5/2/2007 5:56:22 PM


5/2/2007 5:57:24 PM

Sideshow Bob

Many people actually conjure dodgy arguments and word redefinitions to state their position, although I think I'm going to be sick.

To be honest, the reuse of the word magic, in this case, is new to me. When you combine that with the conjuration of spirits line, you have an epic quote.

Requesting a Webster's Award for word redefinitions here.


Thank you anti-nonsense!.

5/2/2007 6:00:44 PM


How exactly does science go against God? Just, how?

When science is applied God disappears. But what could you expect from a self contradictory concept.

5/2/2007 6:23:39 PM


At least with some people, anything invented after the 1600's is sufficiently advanced...

5/2/2007 6:31:52 PM

Tiny Bulcher

@ Hertzyscowicz: Nice one.

5/2/2007 6:48:19 PM

Old Viking

And then there are those three-card monte guys in New York.

5/2/2007 6:49:41 PM


How, exactly, can anything be used against something that doesn't exist?

5/2/2007 6:54:08 PM


Geez, just when you think fundies can't get any dumber...

5/2/2007 7:13:27 PM


I hope this guy is over 60 or something, from back before they didn't have science classes in schools...

Either that or a victim of some bizzare time anomaly, brought here from 1600. We should reverse the polarity and adjust the frequency of our phaser blasts to send them back.

5/2/2007 7:52:17 PM


In addition to the obvious flaws: Your god is omnipotent. How could anything be used against him?

5/2/2007 7:55:44 PM


\"Although I think anything used against God can be considered magic including science\"

Welcome back to the Dark Ages!

Just so you know, that magic computer you're using is the work of Satan. Step away slowly and never use it again.

5/2/2007 8:10:55 PM



\"Magicians actually conjure spirits to do their bidding.\"

What are you fucking 6 yrs old? Do you belive in Santa and the Easterbunny too?

\"Although I think anything used against God can be considered magic including science.\"

Science isn't magic and magic isn't real.

5/2/2007 8:30:20 PM


Yes, magic the computer you´re using. Magic the medicines you´re taking to heal a simple headache. Magic the car you use everyday to go to work. Parasite!!

5/2/2007 8:43:52 PM

Attila the pun

\"That scientist used his science to turn me into a newt.\"
\"A newt?\"
\"I got better\"

5/2/2007 9:32:59 PM


Arthur C Clarke would be proud of him.

...can be considered magic including science.\"


5/2/2007 9:55:09 PM

Norb Bippus

My internet must be on the fritz, it looks like I've been redirected to the dark ages.

5/2/2007 10:35:48 PM

Marty McFly

Don't you think God can give some people the gift of magic? In a way, Moses had the gift of magic.

5/2/2007 10:40:42 PM


Magic acts are freaking tricks. There's no magic to them at all.

5/2/2007 10:41:40 PM


Never seen a Penn and Teller magic show? They are perrty cool and usualy they show you how the trick is done.

Hint: It's not magic.

5/2/2007 10:48:51 PM

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