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{after a quote-mining fest}

The difference between my quotes and the rest of you motley bunch is that I quote Jesus christ, God and isaac newton. You guys quote lesser beings.

I win again methinks.

warriorprince1010, YouTube 35 Comments [5/3/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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szenah

You quote unknown authors claiming to speak for God. You lose.

5/3/2007 2:35:35 AM

Osiris

If you respect Sir Issac Newton so much can't you at least be bothered to CAPATILIZE THE FUCKING NAME!!!

5/3/2007 2:54:56 AM

CousinTed

Isaac Newton's divine now?

5/3/2007 3:05:08 AM

LadyBaird

It's not who you quote, dear, it's how relevant the quotes are.

5/3/2007 3:21:52 AM

Darth Wang

So Newton is part of the Trinity now?

5/3/2007 4:18:07 AM

Beccs

All hail Sir Isaac Newton. Hallowed be his name.

5/3/2007 4:29:31 AM

MK

\"And in the last days I shall pour out the Holy Newton Spirit upon ye, and ye shall baptised in the fire of calculus...\"

5/3/2007 4:57:43 AM

Dot Comment

Again, scientists are free to believe anything they want, just like any other person. Newton spent a lot of time investigating the occult, for example, and we don't remember him for that. We remember him for the stuff that's actually, y'know, testable and scientific, not his personal beliefs.

5/3/2007 5:31:27 AM

Brian X

The hell... wtf does that have to do with the price of peanut butter?

5/3/2007 5:31:57 AM

Redhunter

The father, the son and the Isaac Newton, amen.

Does that mean the apple hit Eve in the head?

5/3/2007 6:53:28 AM

Spamviking


5/3/2007 8:44:06 AM

Brain_In_A_Jar

Ad Hominem. You fail.

5/3/2007 8:59:41 AM

Sinister Minister

Thall shalt have no other Gods before me.

(Except for Isaac Newton, of course. That's one clever fellow!)

God

5/3/2007 9:16:25 AM

Captain Janeway

I am glad God made you judge. You prove how worthless your religion is.

5/3/2007 9:19:24 AM

wyvern

Strangely enough Newton himself refuted the divinity of Jesus.

5/3/2007 10:02:55 AM

anevilmeme

When did Newton get promoted into the Holy Trinity?

5/3/2007 10:28:16 AM

J-Dubs

Is this the new Holy Trinity then?

5/3/2007 10:31:35 AM

inmate22841

Reminds me of this asshole I had the misfortune of knowing who would try and win any argument about politics by loudly quoting Marx. Always incorrectly and out of context too.
So if you quote someone smart that makes you smart too?

5/3/2007 10:48:56 AM

inmate22841

I am reminding of Kevin Klien in A Fish Called Wanda.

5/3/2007 10:49:35 AM

MM

Wow. Things have come a long way ever since Jesus cursed the fig newton tree.

5/3/2007 11:33:43 AM

Matilde

You don´t quote God, you quote a book which they said it´s inspired by God. And those lesser beings permitted the very use of computer you're righting with. Learn a little more, among other things to capitalise the name of Sir Isaac Newton.

5/3/2007 12:39:27 PM

Captain Slack

A mighty Spirit leap'd from the land of Albion;
Nam'd Newton: he siez'd the trump, & blow'd the enormous blast!

-- William Blake, \"Europe: a prophecy\"

5/3/2007 1:29:31 PM

RFP15

\"Unintentional Blasphemy\" Award?

5/4/2007 9:03:01 PM

MrBadAxe

Praise Newton!

5/4/2007 9:21:40 PM

Firthy2002

Youthinks wrong.

5/5/2007 12:44:00 AM
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