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(I have had two abortions. One almost two years ago, and one last September. The only side effects I ever had were mild, temporary, and physical.

Actually, when I went nuts was after my miscarriage, not after my abortions.)

That should worry you.... These side effects are due to conscious-God-given warnings. If you didn't have a problem with killing Your Baby-His Creation; You are in danger of loosing your eternal soul in Hell..... Think about it, I'm Not condemning you. Please ask God for forgiveness-Repent. Seek His will for your life and you'll find a new life that you can flourish in.

Rich, Myspace 27 Comments [5/3/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Murdock

\"You're going to hell, but I'm not condemning you\"...yea right.

5/3/2007 3:25:33 AM

richard skidmark

Good thing there is no hell.

There are, however, all too many morons.

This will change soon.

5/3/2007 3:33:13 AM

Brainy

These side effects are due to conscious-God-given warnings

God can help you avoid all of the things about the real world that scare you.

Side effects of God may include: delusions of persecution, marked loss of cognitive functioning, and priapism. Do not take God if you have a compromised immune system or the ability to think for yourself.

Ask your doctor about God today!!

5/3/2007 3:36:09 AM

Savrin

Gotta love that semi-random capitalization.

5/3/2007 3:57:15 AM

themann1086

So.... if one does suffer massive emotional damage after an abortion, that's proof that abortion should be banned.

If one doesn't suffer any emotional damage, that's proof that said individual is insane and should be prevented from having abortions.

\"Heads I Win, Tails You Lose\"?

5/3/2007 6:28:06 AM

Redhunter

\"I'm not condemning you here, I'm just saying that my god will put you in hell for your actions, that's all. It's really not me calling you an ignorant slut-baby-eating-piece-of-trash, it's just god, no offense.\"

5/3/2007 6:48:45 AM

Spamviking

\"My Jesus-sense is tingling!\" Award!

5/3/2007 8:46:41 AM

Matilde

Rick, do you think that if God wanted to punish her in earth, he would send her only momentary malaise?

5/3/2007 12:43:52 PM

Captain Slack

\"Side effects may include flu symptoms, croup, premature ejaculation, bloody ejaculate, bloody Sunday, incontinence, impotence, importance, rectal bleeding, narcolepsy, vomiting, rectal vomiting, euthanasia, baldness, male menopause, female menopause, seizures, diabetes, seasonal-affected [sic] disorder and flux capacitor.\"

5/3/2007 1:27:29 PM

Anti-Goth

Fuck you, Rich.

5/3/2007 2:54:14 PM

Nic

Ugh. People who hassle women who've had abortions in the guise of \"loving them\" are on my Top 3 List of People Who Can Suck It.

5/4/2007 7:08:41 PM

JustinGG

I love it. People shouldn't get abortions because it leads to depression, and feelings of guilt. And those who don't feel guilty and depressed are going to hell.

There. That should cover all contingencies.


5/4/2007 7:25:26 PM

JasoNF

Two words:

Spiritual Spammer

5/4/2007 7:35:19 PM

Firthy2002

Good thing there's no hell.

5/5/2007 12:41:56 AM

Old Viking

Here's a great idea, Rich. Mind your own forking business.

5/5/2007 2:27:54 AM

Coffee

It was Her Baby but His Creation? Was this an Immaculate Conception?

5/6/2007 1:41:18 AM

Safaraz

So its a hell-worthy sin to have an abortion, but what about the miscarriage? according to your beliefs it must have been done by God, so doesn't that mean that God should go to hell too?

5/15/2007 2:25:45 PM

Ravennin

How can a human spirit flourish, if it's caged in harsh beliefs motivated by the fear of eternal damnation by a vengeful God?

Apparently hate is the new love.

5/18/2007 8:03:58 PM

[url=http://thebraxlife.tripod.com]DCoke[/url]

If that I could slug every Christian who says this shit to a person who had an abortion...

5/27/2007 6:50:54 AM

Laurel

Mind your own fucking business, Rich.

5/27/2007 11:43:11 AM

Robbie

Actually, it does sound like this woman uses abortion as birth control - something I abhor with every fiber of my being.

Then again, I know nothing of her situation - they may have been medical, though I doubt it.

That doesn't excuse the fundie babble, though.

7/8/2007 1:19:22 PM

clockworkgirl21

Though I am pro-choice, I believe abortion should only be used as a last resort and considered a tragedy. The fact that she's just like "eh, I had an abortion" makes me sad.

4/4/2008 12:52:52 AM

Femiazi

So god can rip open pregnant women (2 kings 15:15-16) but if a woman has an abortion he'll send her to hell.

4/7/2008 8:42:25 PM



If he thinks that he has made sense, I'm sorry for him.

1/25/2011 4:54:24 AM

KR

"If you didn't have a problem with killing Your Baby-His Creation;"

Wait, what?? Is god now in my balls creating my sperm?!?!? Get out of there, right now, i tell ya!!! It's my body and my balls, not yours!

1/25/2011 6:00:07 AM
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