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Now I can say Bro Tony Hutson is a great man of God!!!!!! He's funny and he's serious about God's Word!! He yells louder and follows the people when they walk out on him while he is preaching!

Kirsten, Teens-4-Christ 48 Comments [5/3/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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#224215
Darth Wang

So yelling really loud makes you a better Christian? I guess that explains all the fundies who type in all caps.

5/3/2007 8:00:33 AM

#224227
Sinister Minister

Yeah, he sounds great....

5/3/2007 8:45:20 AM

#224242
MilkyWay

Loud yelling + harassing people = Great Man of GOD!!!!!!

A very interesting equation indeed.

5/3/2007 9:07:38 AM

#224247
Captain Janeway

Actually, raising his voice is audible cue for ushers to lock the doors so the person who has heard enough patriarchal, authoritarian bullshit can't leave.

5/3/2007 9:17:30 AM

#224259
Redhunter

He's funny.
So was Gilligan.

He's serious about god's word.
I am too, I seriously think it's a crock.

He yells louder.
So does Will Farrel.

...and follows the people when they walk out on him while he is preaching!
If he has a routine for when people walk out on him, he doesn't sound like a very effective 'bro'.


5/3/2007 10:06:03 AM

#224272
Man Called True

You follow me when I walk out on your preaching, I will smash your teeth down your throat.

5/3/2007 10:23:01 AM

#224279
Mr Smith

When people walk out, that should be his first clue...

5/3/2007 10:28:45 AM

#224287
Ambrielle

Sounds like the crazy homeless guy who sits on the street corner near me.

5/3/2007 10:33:17 AM

#224372
shelly

What if someone was just going to go to the bathroom? Is he go ing to follow them in there as well?

5/3/2007 12:03:18 PM

#224387
szenah

If any non-Christian yelled at you and followed you when you tried to walk away you'd be calling the police and accusing him of persecuting you.

5/3/2007 12:12:33 PM

#224399
Coffee

shelly, that's just the mental image I needed! Brother Tony standing in the men's room, shrieking about hell and damnation to everyone standing at the urinals!


5/3/2007 12:26:19 PM

#224418
TheManeki

If you can't preach well, preach loud...

5/3/2007 12:36:08 PM

#224461
Matilde

And he forgets his meds and the treaty of good manners of the old school days, apparently.

5/3/2007 1:04:55 PM

#224549
Prager

Yet another obnoxious fundamentalist. Nothing new about that.

5/3/2007 2:14:25 PM

#224565
Puck

@ Man Called True,

Word.

@ Ambrielle,

It's the same subset of humanity, but the 'bro' just got lucky.

5/3/2007 2:26:52 PM

#224601
RoseThorns1

Now I can say Bro Tony Hutson is a great man of God!!!!!!

Oh really? Let's see here...

He's funny

How can you joke about some of the vicious verses in the Bible? Oh wait, let me guess, he just mysteriously 'skips' over those nasty ones, right?

and he's serious about God's Word

How can you be serious about the book, when it implies that Earth is 6000 years old, and when your protagonist curses a fig-tree, because it's not fig season?

He yells louder

So being a great man of God= yelling? Ok then.

\"and follows the people when they walk out on him while he is preaching!\"

WTF? Doesn't it cross his tiny little brain that PERHAPS they didn't want to hear him, and that's why they leave?

A Preacher that pesters others and yells= A great man of God? OK then.

5/3/2007 2:51:50 PM

#224624
Eric the Blue

shelly, that's just the mental image I needed! Brother Tony standing in the men's room, shrieking about hell and damnation to everyone standing at the urinals!

Even worse, does he follow women into the restroom, too?

5/3/2007 3:09:20 PM

#224632
xMinionX

Harassment for Jesus! Woooo!

5/3/2007 3:14:56 PM

#224644
NonProphet

In many states, that's grounds for a harassment suit and restraining order.

Restraining Orders for Gawd. Great.

5/3/2007 3:44:18 PM

#224651
Beccs

Loud and obnoxious for christ?

I agree with Man Called True.

5/4/2007 3:00:55 AM

#224653
Sophie

Advocating harrassment, eh? How about beating \"rebellious women\" until they submit to their husbands?

\"I'll beat the Jesus into to you yet, whore!\"

5/4/2007 3:19:32 AM

#224700
Napoleon the Clown

If someone followed me around yelling about \"GAWD\" I'd walk straight to the nearest police station and see just what kind of protection God gives to his followers. (Fortunately for them, humans give much better protection than the plan offered a few thousand years ago...)

5/4/2007 9:24:44 AM

#224737
Zeniel

Tony Hutson would make a great bank robber.

5/4/2007 10:48:22 AM

#224854
Nic

My god is louder than your god?

5/4/2007 7:02:40 PM

#224920
punchybird

Stalking for god?

5/4/2007 8:00:06 PM
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