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Now I can say Bro Tony Hutson is a great man of God!!!!!! He's funny and he's serious about God's Word!! He yells louder and follows the people when they walk out on him while he is preaching!

Kirsten, Teens-4-Christ 48 Comments [5/3/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Darth Wang

So yelling really loud makes you a better Christian? I guess that explains all the fundies who type in all caps.

5/3/2007 8:00:33 AM

Sinister Minister

Yeah, he sounds great....

5/3/2007 8:45:20 AM

MilkyWay

Loud yelling + harassing people = Great Man of GOD!!!!!!

A very interesting equation indeed.

5/3/2007 9:07:38 AM

Captain Janeway

Actually, raising his voice is audible cue for ushers to lock the doors so the person who has heard enough patriarchal, authoritarian bullshit can't leave.

5/3/2007 9:17:30 AM

Redhunter

He's funny.
So was Gilligan.

He's serious about god's word.
I am too, I seriously think it's a crock.

He yells louder.
So does Will Farrel.

...and follows the people when they walk out on him while he is preaching!
If he has a routine for when people walk out on him, he doesn't sound like a very effective 'bro'.


5/3/2007 10:06:03 AM

Man Called True

You follow me when I walk out on your preaching, I will smash your teeth down your throat.

5/3/2007 10:23:01 AM

Mr Smith

When people walk out, that should be his first clue...

5/3/2007 10:28:45 AM

Ambrielle

Sounds like the crazy homeless guy who sits on the street corner near me.

5/3/2007 10:33:17 AM

shelly

What if someone was just going to go to the bathroom? Is he go ing to follow them in there as well?

5/3/2007 12:03:18 PM

szenah

If any non-Christian yelled at you and followed you when you tried to walk away you'd be calling the police and accusing him of persecuting you.

5/3/2007 12:12:33 PM

Coffee

shelly, that's just the mental image I needed! Brother Tony standing in the men's room, shrieking about hell and damnation to everyone standing at the urinals!


5/3/2007 12:26:19 PM

TheManeki

If you can't preach well, preach loud...

5/3/2007 12:36:08 PM

Matilde

And he forgets his meds and the treaty of good manners of the old school days, apparently.

5/3/2007 1:04:55 PM

Prager

Yet another obnoxious fundamentalist. Nothing new about that.

5/3/2007 2:14:25 PM

Puck

@ Man Called True,

Word.

@ Ambrielle,

It's the same subset of humanity, but the 'bro' just got lucky.

5/3/2007 2:26:52 PM

RoseThorns1

Now I can say Bro Tony Hutson is a great man of God!!!!!!

Oh really? Let's see here...

He's funny

How can you joke about some of the vicious verses in the Bible? Oh wait, let me guess, he just mysteriously 'skips' over those nasty ones, right?

and he's serious about God's Word

How can you be serious about the book, when it implies that Earth is 6000 years old, and when your protagonist curses a fig-tree, because it's not fig season?

He yells louder

So being a great man of God= yelling? Ok then.

\"and follows the people when they walk out on him while he is preaching!\"

WTF? Doesn't it cross his tiny little brain that PERHAPS they didn't want to hear him, and that's why they leave?

A Preacher that pesters others and yells= A great man of God? OK then.

5/3/2007 2:51:50 PM

Eric the Blue

shelly, that's just the mental image I needed! Brother Tony standing in the men's room, shrieking about hell and damnation to everyone standing at the urinals!

Even worse, does he follow women into the restroom, too?

5/3/2007 3:09:20 PM

xMinionX

Harassment for Jesus! Woooo!

5/3/2007 3:14:56 PM

NonProphet

In many states, that's grounds for a harassment suit and restraining order.

Restraining Orders for Gawd. Great.

5/3/2007 3:44:18 PM

Beccs

Loud and obnoxious for christ?

I agree with Man Called True.

5/4/2007 3:00:55 AM

Sophie

Advocating harrassment, eh? How about beating \"rebellious women\" until they submit to their husbands?

\"I'll beat the Jesus into to you yet, whore!\"

5/4/2007 3:19:32 AM

Napoleon the Clown

If someone followed me around yelling about \"GAWD\" I'd walk straight to the nearest police station and see just what kind of protection God gives to his followers. (Fortunately for them, humans give much better protection than the plan offered a few thousand years ago...)

5/4/2007 9:24:44 AM

Zeniel

Tony Hutson would make a great bank robber.

5/4/2007 10:48:22 AM

Nic

My god is louder than your god?

5/4/2007 7:02:40 PM

punchybird

Stalking for god?

5/4/2007 8:00:06 PM
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