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Run for a position on your local school board. Urge like minded parents to run for the local school board and then shove the homo agenda up the homo's ass (not that they would mind).

1MrConservative, American Conservative Forum 28 Comments [5/3/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Redhunter

Why are the gayest mouths always attached to supposed gay-haters?

5/3/2007 11:49:02 AM

Mrdie

I think they would mind, considering the person would not be using lube and would be doing it with as much force as possible.

5/3/2007 12:06:59 PM

szenah

Once you get on the school board, you might actually discover that the \"homo agenda\" in the schools is a figment of your imagination.

Or maybe not. Some rational thought would be required.

5/3/2007 12:09:31 PM

Ambrielle

I wouldn't want people like you having anything at all to do with children and their education. Thank goodness I don't have kids yet... or live in the US.

5/3/2007 12:18:13 PM

Sideshow Bob

If I was going to serve an agenda to drown the world in sin, I'd find bigger things to spend my energy on propagating, or at least more things. I wouldn't go with just a \"homo agenda\".

4'd for political action, generalization and agenda blather.

5/3/2007 1:06:08 PM

Matilde

Run, but surely they won´t elect you. It´s a matter of common sense.

5/3/2007 1:06:19 PM

Prager

And should you get on the board, you will discover that there is no homosexual agenda. Boy won't you look silly then!!!

5/3/2007 2:09:50 PM

NonProphet

What school district are you in? Because I want to make sure my kids are nowhere near a deranged lunatic like you.
Hopefully, other parents will feel the same way. If the kids are really lucky, the school will issue a restraining order against you.

5/3/2007 2:56:30 PM

Sophie

Again I ask - what is this infamous \"Homosexual Agenda\" and why have no people heard of it, or seen any documentation proving it?

Methinks the 'homo agenda' to these people is gay people wanted to be treated as human beings. But of course, the Fundies would never admit that.

5/4/2007 3:14:56 AM

Athar

I think kids have it hard enough without people like you telling some of them that they are abominations of nature. Go suck a glock fuck head!

5/4/2007 11:21:27 AM

Doctor Whom

With talk like that, you should run for the board of Leather Pride, not the school board.

5/4/2007 2:15:49 PM

flipper

Damn fundies are perverts. I don't want kinky weirdos like this around my kids.

5/4/2007 7:23:11 PM

MrBadAxe

Run for a position on our local school board. But homeschool your own kids.

5/4/2007 9:32:39 PM

Alena

I keep trying to get ahold of this Gay Agenda thing. I'm gay. I'm flaming gay, even. Where the hell is my Gay Agenda? Even Scott Thompson hasn't gotten one, apparently, so I'm really beginning to doubt that it exists. :/

5/4/2007 10:59:44 PM

Old Viking

1MrConservative is a brilliant conversationalist as long as you limit the topic.

5/5/2007 1:55:09 AM

Osiris

And then you'll discover that it dosn't exist.

5/5/2007 4:20:21 AM

Coffee

Produce a copy of this \"gay agenda\" during your campaign for the school board, or admit that you're a lying bigot.

5/6/2007 2:06:57 AM

Jim

List the Agenda for me, please.

5/26/2007 9:01:35 PM

Sarah

I'd like to shove my foot up your ass.

5/27/2007 10:04:20 AM



Why, oh, why do people believe that there is a "gay agenda?" Here I thought these idiots were mostly from redneck country, and then I open the local newspaper and read a similarly bigoted letter to the editor from a woman in my county. She complained about the need to "shield children from the gay agenda," because gay rights activists were going to speak at a local school.

The only agenda homosexuals have is to secure equal rights! Why is that so awful to these people? Homosexuals don't want to "convert" your kids to homosexuality, they just want to educate them so that they won't grow up to become homophobic monsters. Why is that so hard to comprehend?

12/1/2007 9:54:09 PM

pawnshopbassist

How big is this agenda? What shape is it? Is it lubricated?

Also, if you actually sat in a room with a group of homosexuals you would discover that they cannot agree on the colour of the sky, let alone an internationally recognised, coherent and functional agenda to take over the hearts, minds and souls of every person on the planet. Generally they would much rather just have some good sex instead.

2/12/2008 5:29:01 PM

Tomby Stone

Ahem, your uh ... ahem, your repressed desires are showing.

2/12/2008 5:43:53 PM

Feminazi

Run for a position on your local school board. Urge like minded parents to run for the local school board and then shove the christian's agenda up their intolerant asses.

Fixed.

6/1/2008 5:21:09 AM

bitterlycynical

Get within 15 feet of a school and I will kill you.

6/17/2008 12:18:29 PM

Ranger Joe

A finger? Sure...Sounds interesting...but a whole agenda??

6/17/2008 12:35:17 PM
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