Run for a position on your local school board. Urge like minded parents to run for the local school board and then shove the homo agenda up the homo's ass (not that they would mind).
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If I was going to serve an agenda to drown the world in sin, I'd find bigger things to spend my energy on propagating, or at least more things. I wouldn't go with just a "homo agenda".
4'd for political action, generalization and agenda blather.
What school district are you in? Because I want to make sure my kids are nowhere near a deranged lunatic like you.
Hopefully, other parents will feel the same way. If the kids are really lucky, the school will issue a restraining order against you.
Again I ask - what is this infamous "Homosexual Agenda" and why have no people heard of it, or seen any documentation proving it?
Methinks the 'homo agenda' to these people is gay people wanted to be treated as human beings. But of course, the Fundies would never admit that.
I keep trying to get ahold of this Gay Agenda thing. I'm gay. I'm flaming gay, even. Where the hell is my Gay Agenda? Even Scott Thompson hasn't gotten one, apparently, so I'm really beginning to doubt that it exists. :/
Why, oh, why do people believe that there is a "gay agenda?" Here I thought these idiots were mostly from redneck country, and then I open the local newspaper and read a similarly bigoted letter to the editor from a woman in my county. She complained about the need to "shield children from the gay agenda," because gay rights activists were going to speak at a local school.
The only agenda homosexuals have is to secure equal rights! Why is that so awful to these people? Homosexuals don't want to "convert" your kids to homosexuality, they just want to educate them so that they won't grow up to become homophobic monsters. Why is that so hard to comprehend?
How big is this agenda? What shape is it? Is it lubricated?
Also, if you actually sat in a room with a group of homosexuals you would discover that they cannot agree on the colour of the sky, let alone an internationally recognised, coherent and functional agenda to take over the hearts, minds and souls of every person on the planet. Generally they would much rather just have some good sex instead.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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