My dog had a bout with cancer in August. God had me remove his toe, and pray Jeremiah 32:27 over him, and my dog has been cancer free for 9 months and counting!
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"Dah dawgs toe offended me so I cut it off, lest he don't make it to dawggy hebbin'."
"My dog had a bout with cancer in August. God had me remove his toe, and pray Jeremiah 32:27 over him, and my dog has been cancer free for 9 months and counting!"
Because the dog is dead.
God spoke through your veterinarian (who never mentioned Jeremiah), and the cancer was in your dog's toe.
I'll bet the vet's name was Jeremiah. And he charged $32.27 to remove the ingrown toenail.
This is what he supposedly prayed:
"I am the LORD, the God of all mankind. Is anything too hard for me?"
Too bad God isn't the lord of all dogkind.
And apparently, attracting intelligent followers IS too hard for him.
Whether you want to believe it or not...it did happen...and as for the Bible verse..It states "I am the Lord, the God of all FLESH, is anything too great for me? And for those who wonder why God didn't just heal him on His own...why did Jesus ask the man to wash in the pool for healing of paralyse or why did Jesus tell the man to wash the mud off his eyelids after? I will pray for you!
Actually it is not your toes that concern me, burnt bush, but your lack of faith or knowledge of Jesus. And for the record, it has been almost a year and my dog has been cancer free...for those wondering, he had a stage 2 lymphotic tumour, which 2 vets and an animal lab confirmed. Try searching that up on google. Or would you rather just make fun of me and God's healing powers instead of searching for the truth? Someday I hope no one dear to you needs a miracle, because your lack of faith may hold them back...Try reading the book of Matthew if you lack faith.
Actually it is not your toes that concern me, burnt bush, but your lack of faith or knowledge of Jesus. And for the record, it has been almost a year and my dog has been cancer free...for those wondering, he had a stage 2 lymphotic tumour, which 2 vets and an animal lab confirmed. Try searching that up on google. Or would you rather just make fun of me and God's healing powers instead of searching for the truth? Someday I hope no one dear to you needs a miracle, because your lack of faith may hold them back...Try reading the book of Matthew if you lack faith.
Actually it is not your toes that concern me, burnt bush, but your lack of faith or knowledge of Jesus. And for the record, it has been almost a year and my dog has been cancer free...for those wondering, he had a stage 2 lymphotic tumour, which 2 vets and an animal lab confirmed. Try searching that up on google. Or would you rather just make fun of me and God's healing powers instead of searching for the truth? Someday I hope no one dear to you needs a miracle, because your lack of faith may hold them back...Try reading the book of Matthew if you lack faith.
Truth
Oh one more thing...Thank you for posting my story...God's glorious work is being spread regardless of whether you mean it to mock!!! God can take what is evil and use it for good! So God be praised!
God bless!
Yeah. But did you also notice that your delusion is also the reason why we are laughing? We are spreading your story as the stupidity that it is.
Be proud of that if you want. That's just something else to poke fun at.
BTW, what does god charge for consultation like that? My vet is really expensive and I'd be willing to switch if it saves me money.
I really hope it was a vet that removed the toe, and I hope their was a scientific reason to remove it.
Cause what I'm thinking is that 'gentlefriend' thought his dog might have cancer, and cut off a toe with a knife or something.
Did your vet remove the dog's toe, or did you do it yourself? And I followed your advice and looked it up on Google. Guess what? There were no veterinary accounts of any dog being cured by prayer. Lymphotic [sic] cancer? Treated the same way most cancers are treated.
If you didn't take your dog to a vet, but claim you cured lympha tic cancer by cutting off his toe and praying, I would have to say "show me proof prayer works, or admit you're lying."
Hi,
First, If you would go to the Rapture Ready site and read my entire testimony you would see that I did go to two vets and the toe was surgically removed after the Holy Spirit suggested it to me and I confirmed it with my Vets, who will also admit something miraculous did occur. I know the Holy Spirit may not be understood by many of you, someday I hope you will have the opportunity to meet Him, then you will understand better.
Red hunter..do I care that you laugh and mock me...not in the least! The more you do, the more I see that you need prayer and I wonder what happened in your life to make you filled with such anger? I actually feel saddened by your state of mind! There is such beauty in life and by your words I can see that you are a person filled with rage. God can heal you if you would give Him the chance.
God bless! :)
Truth, Redhunter doesn't sound full of rage to me. He sounds full of amusement. And you have to admit, your post is very funny. And the bit about the doggie apple pies is even funnier. Why give him an apple pie when you know they are hard to digest and you know your dog has trouble with that? And then he threw up the sock, well this is great. But it's not necessary to attribute it to the work of God. Lucky coincidence.
God did not have you remove his toe. The vets removed the toe. I'm so pleased that your dog is better, I know how painful it can be to lose a friend like that.
Some things I can look at them and see that they are a bit weird and speculate about whether some external force could be at work, but not a story like this. A story like this just makes it sound like you are trying too hard to see a miracle.
Where is your testimony on the RR site? Certainly not in that thread. I see no quotes from your vets who thought something amazing happened. Point me in the direction of some evidence.
My cat got hit by a car six years ago and she's still alive.
Of course, the fact that we rushed her to the vet's a few houses up the road might have had something to do with it.
It was probably nothing at all. Remember;
"... in August. God had me remove his toe."
It was probably the same God who talks to him and George Bush all the time, and told this putz him about the Cancer Demon.
(He wishes he could become a putz, but he'd have to study for it.)
With all the problems in the world, and he has to worry about a dog cancer, which most probably has been healed trough the section of the toe, because it prevented metastasis. Please!!!
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