Is it just me, or are others out there coming under increasing attacks by Satan? It seems that not only in my Church but also in my Bible study groups every one is under attack, weather it is physical attack sickness and increased physical pain, or financial attacks we have had at one point or another over the last three months been under assault.
The cool thing is that armed with the sword of God and the Blood of the lamb we have repelled every attack. PTL
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The rationalist: I came down with the flu recently, went to the doctor, got some medicines, and got over it.
The fundie: I was attacked by Satan for attending a Bible study group! Thanks to my strong faith, however, the demons were soon driven out with eternal impotence!
Is it just me, or are others out there coming under increasing attacks by Satan?
Well, in the Middle Ages, Satan killed a third of the population of Europe. The "sword of God" and the "Blood of the lamb" didn't help. Actually, it was a microbe carried by fleas. Today we can cure it with a few dollars worth of antibiotics. Knowledge beats religious ritual every time.
Yeah, I sometimes get sick or injured and I have bills to pay, too. Not being a fucktard, however, I don't blame it on satan.
BTW, anyone else grossed out by "blood of the lamb"? As a child, I spent some time on a farm, and I can tell you that stuff smells even worse than pig manure.
A lot of unhealthy fundies are over extending their credit card debts to cover their wide screene plasma TVs, gas guzzling SUVs, And over priced microwave dinners. And then blaming the results on their imaginary Satan god.
Maybe if they tryed WALKING to the corner store instead of driving.
And if they tryed physical exercise instead of watching TV all day.
And if they ate healthy foods instead of convenience foods.
They wouldnt be sick and in debt.
The rest is just jibberish.
" It seems that not
only in my Church but also in my Bible study groups every one is under attack, weather it is physical
attack sickness and increased physical pain, or financial attacks"
Welcome to George Bush's America.
Isn't this a repeat? Maybe it's just that shit starts to all look alike after a while.
Satanic attack/god's test is just shit happening in life. Even on the best day of ones life, there was probably something 'baddish' that happened, like getting a horsefly bite. That's the beauty of living in a world such as ours, there is a little bit of everything going on at all times. Ignorant people from thousands of years ago attributed each burr in their saddle as a demon or the acts of gods. It's the 21 Century, what is your excuse?
It's just you, trust me.
People get sick. People have financial issues. People have bad luck. It happens. It's not demons, it's not a planned 'attack,' it's just life. If you weren't so sheltered and self-deluded, you'd know that.
Modern medicine > religious fervor, every time.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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