Home Archives Random Quotes Latest Comments Top 100 Submit Quote Search Log In

Quote# 2476

No the Apostles can't have made it up to make Jesus seem to fulfill all the prophecies since he fulfilled many of them BEFORE he even met the apostles - sorry flawed logic on your part.

Magus55, Internet Infidels 13 Comments [3/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4
WTF?! || meh
Username:
Comment:



1
BrendanJD

I find it highly ironic that his user name is the proper title for a Fifth Degree Satanist.

8/4/2008 6:17:45 PM



Fundies don't know much about their religion ... or history... or what logic is.

7/18/2010 12:42:15 AM

Shitting Bear

EXCUSE ME EVERYONE BUT THERE IS STRAWBERRY JAM COMING OUT OF MY URETHRA

7/18/2010 1:41:00 AM

Swede

And nobody has ever written a book after the action and been able to change the story to fit his or her agenda!

Oh, wait... Aren't most books written afterwards?
History is written by the winners, ya know.

7/18/2010 3:15:39 AM

Crimson Lizard

Fundies are experts on flawed logic - they use it all the time.

4/9/2011 4:14:09 PM

Justanotheratheist

Books are written after the events they describe, dumbnuts.

Furthermore, you only have to look at how different writers offer vastly differing explanations for events that are KNOWN to have happened (the JFK assassination, the Titanic sinking,etc. etc.) to understand that facts can be twisted, ignored, reinterpreted and just plain made-up after an event to which there are countless eye-witness statements?

So why can't the same happen when we have no real evidence that the events being described and the people involced even existed in the first place?

4/9/2011 11:44:53 PM

Dharmabum

Oh, come on, no one is this fucking stupid. Are they?

4/10/2011 12:34:36 AM

Grigadil

The irrelevance here is breathtaking.

4/10/2011 1:16:45 AM

Blarghonius

Oh, they totally could have.

7/17/2011 6:30:25 PM

Quantum Mechanic

The apostles are made up.

4/12/2012 6:18:56 AM

Justanotheratheist


4/12/2012 7:39:39 AM

Quantum Mechanic

Make up shit much?

1/3/2014 8:54:16 AM

Dr. Shrinker

How did you know that the gospels were written by apostles or their companions? All of the canonical gospels were written anonymously.

Anyone who has actually read the bible knows that.

1/3/2014 9:10:28 AM
1